Chapter 7- Check out the treads on that Tank

Again, thanks for all the support, follows, and favorites. Sorry it takes a while to make new chapters, I found a bunch of transcripts but I want to watch the show again. I'm writing the show based on my rereactions to the show and my original ones. And of course how I think the characters would react. But man, 10 seasons, it'll take a while. One day I'll probably get in a writing mood and pump out a good chunk. The transcripts that I did find however are formatted weirdly, if anyone can find good transcripts that I can just copy and paste easily I would love it. Hope you enjoy!

"Weiss hurry up!" Yang yelled angrily from outside the bathroom.

"If we are going to stay the night in their room and binge watch a show, I need to take off MY makeup." Weiss shouted back.

"What? That's whats taking so long? If you're just taking off makeup then just share the bathroom!" Yang shouted while trying to open the door.

"No! Never again! Not after the Shower Incident!" Weiss yelled.

"Shower incident?" Jaune asked looking towards Yang.

"It wasn't even a big deal!" Yang yelled blushing.

After a few more minutes the door popped open and Weiss walked out, Yang sighed and rushed in.

"Weiss what happened with the shower?" Jaune asked.

"She has no concept of privacy!" Weiss said.

"Try being her sister for a day." Ruby muttered.

"I was showering one day like normal, and before I finish let me just say, this is why I hate sharing a room with Yang. So I'm showering and all of the sudden I hear the door open because I had forgotten I live with a maniac, and all of the sudden Yang is in the bathroom with me." Weiss starts, completely dropping her usually preppy heiress vocabulary.

"So she comes in and goes oh! Sorry Weiss I just need to use the bathroom and she does which, understandable I guess." Weiss says blushing. "But, then I hear rubbing on the glass door-"

"Thats not what happened!" Yang shouted as she walked out of the bathroom.

"Yes it is! You made a circle to peer into the shower!" Weiss shouted blushing even more.

"I was writing a message!" Yang shouted back.

"This is why I'm happy all of my teams craziness is in Nora." Jaune said gesturing towards said girl. Nora looked up for a second but went back to annoying Ren, it was amazing the two weren't dating already.

"Is everyone ready to continue?" Pyrrha asked sitting down next to Jaune.

Everyone muttered agreements and Jaune hit play.

"Check out the Treads on that Tank" appeared on the screen.

Jaune heard humming to his left and saw that Nora was humming along to the little guitar theme. It was catchy.

Church and Tucker behind a rock, bullets hitting the canyon wall behind them

Church: "My God, doesn't that thing ever run out of bullets?"

"Sure hope not." Ruby commented.

Tucker: "You know, in hindsight, we should have brought the tank."

Church: "Hey, Tucker, what good is a tank gonna do us if nobody here knows how to drive it?"

Tucker: "Yeah, I can see how hiding behind a rock is a much better strategy."

Church: "Well, yeah, but... oh man, I guess I gotta give that one to ya."

Cut to Caboose hopping in the tank.

Ruby leaned forward in excitement.

Tank canopy closes, tank turns on

Tank: "Hello, and thank you for activating the M808V Main Battle Tank. You may call me Sheila."

"Hey isn't that the tutorial program voice?" Blake asked.

"Yeah, Filiss wasn't it?" Pyrrha said. "Wonder why it's name changed."

"Yes." Ren said looking back in his notes. "Should I keep taking notes? Nothing important has happened, and we still know nothing of this other universe."

"Because, its not another universe." Weiss sighed out.

"Well have you been able to find anything?" Ruby asked.

Weiss sighed, "no, theres nothing on chupacabra, Mexican, Red vs blue, or anything else referenced. I did find that there is something called Machinima, which is creating a show in a video game but it's not very popular."

"Thats good, maybe the show is just very obscure." Blake said.

Caboose: "Hello. Sheila. Big tank lady."

Sheila: "Would you like me to run the tutorial program?"

"Well its definitely the same person, or program or whatever." Jaune pointed out.

Caboose: "Oh, that'd be very nice. Thank you."

Sheila: "Tutorial program activated. This program is intended to instruct non-certified personnel in the use of the Scorpion class tank. Let's begin with some driving."

Caboose: "Okay."

Cut to Simmons firing the jeep's gun, and Grif on the ground behind him

Grif: "Simmons. SIMMONS!"

Simmons stops firing, steps down

Grif: "Man, that thing is loud."

Simmons: "WHAT?"

Tank rolls by in the background

Grif: "Come on, let's sneak around the back of the rock and get 'em out."

Simmons: "OKAY."

Grif: lKeep it down! Jesus. Let's go, before they figure out what's going on.l

Cut to the Rookie having Sheila stranded on a tall rock, turning, trying to get off of it

Sheila: "Now that you've mastered driving the M808V, let's move on to some of the safety features."

A few people laughed at that.

Caboose: "No, no, wait, go back! (unstrands the tank) Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?"

Cut to Church peeking out from the side of the rock, Tucker standing behind it

Church: "(whispering) Psst, hey, they stopped firing."

Tucker: "Why are you whispering?"

Church: "(whispering) Uhm... I don't know."

Cut to Simmons and Grif standing at the foot of a cliff

Grif: "Aw, crap, I don't think we're gonna be able to get around this way."

Simmons: "Tell me again, uh, why did we get out of the jeep?"

Tank rolls up right behind them

Grif: "Well, I guess it was this or sit there and watch you shoot rocks all day long."

Tank's turret looks at Grif, then at Simmons

Simmons: "Well at least that was fun."

"That reminds me, Ruby. What did Coco say about her turret?" Jaune asked.

"She said she wants to check it out." Ruby explained.

"Is she going to watch the show with us?" Jaune asked.

"Maybe, but she said they were really busy training so I don't know." Ruby shrugged.

Grif and Simmons both turn at once to see the tank

Grif: "Hoolyy crap. What in God's name is that thing?"

"It is a strange tank, the Atlas tanks are a lot different, more advanced too." Weiss commented.

Cut to Church and Tucker, looking at the vacant jeep

Church: "Tucker, don't be stupid. They're just trying to draw us out."

Tucker: "No they're not, look: they left the jeep. They're gone."

Church: "Well, I don't know about this. It seems pretty fishy, but... alright screw it, let's go get it."

Cut to the view from inside the tank, turret slowly homing in on Grif's head

Grif: "Dude hold still. I don't think it sees us."

Tank gets tone on Grif's hea

The scene faded to black.

"Well thats the end of the episode, with how short the episodes are, we can probably finish it by tonight depending on the amount of episodes." Blake said standing up and stretching.

"Ok sounds good." Jaune said.

Only one chapter tonight sorry, took a long nap and was busy, later today(technically since its 1:00 am where I am) I'll write another when I can. Please review! Treat it like a comment section. Also hope you all caught the RTAA reference. I forgot what actual podcast it was but I absolutely recommend listening to the podcast whenever you can, it's hilarious.