A/N: This is an exchange I just KNOW would happen. I know the text format is EVIL, but I figure I can sneak in one of those. Please don't paddle me, guys? :3
God, Sari's just so intelligent. How did she end up with Bee? If anyone typed like that to me, I'd dump them in three seconds…
Characters: Sari, Bee
Pairings: SarixBee, slight hinted SarixProwl
Thursday Night and Nothing's On
yellowlightening84 signed on.
Accept Chat Invitation from yellowlightening84?
yellowlightening84: hey baybeeeeeee hows my g/f
RobotChick: Oh shut up, I'm in the middle of calculus ;) What do you want?
yellowlightening84: nuthin just wonduring if u wanted 2 go 2 that new movie thast' out?
RobotChick: What, Terrace Anchor?
yellowlightening84: wat??/
RobotChick: Haha, I'll save you from googling it: the one about the gay guys and the land-rush?
yellowlightening84: oh hell no! NOOOOOOO,,,,
RobotChick: Thought so, oh open-minded one -_-
yellowlightening84: yeah no way I was thingking more like Bloody Road. The one with teh zombees and the sycho pplz. haha terrace anchor, that would b more Prowl's game.
RobotChick: Yeah, that sounds like a great one!
RobotChick: Wait, excuse me? Bee, you really shouldn't take shots at Prowl like that. It's really rude AND he knows more about computers than you ever will—he's probably hacking your account right now and reading this. (Hi Prowl!)
yellowlightening84: oh no im serius.
RobotChick: … Meaning?
yellowlightening84: u don't kno??? Prowls gay he told me
RobotChick: WHAT???
RobotChick: You can't be serious.
yellowlightening84: dead serios XD
RobotChick: WHATTTTTT?????
RobotChick: Oh god. Oh. God.
yellowlightening84: dude what's ur problem?
RobotChick: NOTHING. Like that, I mean! I'm fine with… oh what the hell, I'm in MOURNING.
yellowlightening84: mournng?
yellowlightening84: *mourning?
RobotChick: He's gay. I should have known. He's too PRETTY to date a girl.
RobotChick: What a loss.
RobotChick: Well I'm sure he's going to make some man out there really happy…
yellowlightening84: what r u talkng about I knew he was gay when he put up that 'hang in tere' kittan poster in his room i mean wtf???/// lol
RobotChick: UGH. You don't get it, Bee! Hundreds of girls are crying the world over!
yellowlightening84: naww thay would only do that 4 me :)
RobotChick: Why does everything always end up being about you, Bee?
yellowlightening84: well ecsuxe me………….
yellowlightening84: do u realy lieke him taht much?
RobotChick: Okay, don't get pissy.
yellowlightening84: Im NTO PISSSY
RobotChick: When your rate of typos eclipses the usual 55%, it's a pretty reliable sign that you're pissy.
RobotChick: And that was like, 112%.
yellowlightening84: up urs
RobotChick: Awww I adore you too Bumblebee :3
yellowlightening84: Prowl is gay hoe can u lick him
RobotChick: assuming that's a typo (and not just a simple matter of a tongue, some skin and physics)
RobotChick: Sorry, pressed enter. I ADMIRED him, okay, I didn't LIKE him. He's a cool guy but I like YOU. Whose girlfriend am I? YOURS. Stop being pissy and NO it's not impossible to have a crush on a gay guy!! In fact its fifty percent more likely!!! Lance Bass, anyone?!
yellowlightening84: U HAV A CRUSH ON HIM
yellowlightening84: U SAID IT
yellowlightening84: U SAID IT
yellowlightening84: U SAID IT
yellowlightening84: wait whoos Lance Bass
RobotChick: DO NOT. You are IMPOSSIBLE and I have calculus to do, okay?!
RobotChick: GOODBYE
yellowlightening84: okokokokok whatev XD
yellowlightening84: wait wait r we still on 4 bloody road????
RobotChick: ………….
RobotChick: If you can manage not to interrupt me for THREE MORE INTEGRALS, we're on.
yellowlightening84: deeeeeeeeeeeaaaalaa hehh heh he :)/
RobotChick: …Hav u ever considurd typing lesons, BumbullB?
yellowlightening84: wat??/
RobotChick signed off.
yellowlightening84 signed off.
