Magical Fox, Explosive Ninja, Energetic Boy

(Thanks for the positive attitude,)

(A week has past since their lessons have started)

Naruto, Harry, and the other Gryffindor first years left their defense against the dark arts class talking to each other.

"So Naruto, do you have to do more dirty work for Filch," Harry asked Naruto. Ron had a detention from Filch because he tripped over Mrs. Norris.

"No, there have been so many detentions that their has been nothing for me to do," Naruto said slightly laughing.

"Well it is our first flying lesson after lunch, Damn I don't want to make a fool of myself in front of Malfoy," Harry said worriedly.

"Well don't worry about it, I will probably mess up more then you, I don't really like the idea of leaving the ground, or that I don't make happen by my self," Naruto said, "Well lets go to lunch, I don't feel like eating to much today,"

"Well that will be like a Thursday," Harry said laughing. As Harry was laughing Ron rushed up behind them in a major temper.

"I don't know how you stand the git Naruto, I had to do so much cleaning it isn't funny," Ron said. Ron fumed like this for about five minutes before, yet again Cho Chang was running toward them.

She looked around frantically for a place to hide, but there wasn't anything anywhere, "Dang it why do I always happen to me," She said not noticing the three boys in front of her.

"Is that fifth year trying to find you again?" Naruto said closing his eyes and yawning.

"Naruto, could you do that thing that you did last time, to hide me," Cho asked near to tears.

"Why are you always running from that annoying kid," Naruto said.

"Well he is always trying to ask me out on a date, I have denied him like ten times but he keeps on following me. He won't leave me alone," Cho said as fast as she could.

"You won't get anywhere hiding like that," Naruto said " You just have to go out with somebody else, or fight him, or have somebody else fight him for you." As Naruto finished his sentence the boy ran around the corner and glared at him

"What are you doing to Cho, Get away from her you pervert," the Boy said with a fury that was unrivaled by any thing that any of them seen before, even Zabuza's killing intent.

"Well I have been hearing what she has been going though in the past, and I think that it is about time…" Naruto was punched in the face by the boy. He was sent sprawling on the ground, "Now Cho come with me," He grabbed the black haired girl by the wrist.

"Why don't you leave her alone you bastard," Harry said with out much conviction.

" This isn't any of your business, you little firsty," He said in reply.

"It might not be his business, but it is mine since you punched me you dumbass," Naruto said behind the boy without so much as a scratch on him. "You are dreadfully weak,"

"You may be stronger, but I am better with magic," the boy said.

Harry took out his wand with a single movement and said full throated "Expelliarmus," a flash of white light and the boys wand was on top of Ron's head. "Well you are one to talk about being better with magic," Naruto raised his arm again but then dropped it again. "No, you aren't worth it, lets go," The three boys and Cho left the sixth year stunned with his wand at his feet.

"Thank you so much," Cho said in tears. She had given him a small peck on the cheek and left. Naruto ears turned red and he could have sworn that steam was coming out of them.

"Well it looks like we missed lunch because of that little encounter. But now it is the flying lesson." Ron said because Harry was dumbstruck with Naruto's luck. All three of the boys walked to the an out side clearing where they are supposed to go for their lesson.

(Five minutes later)

"Well what are you all waiting for, stand next to a broom and say up," the teacher Madam Hooch pronounced with extreme authority. All of the students, Gryffindor and Slytherin alike, obeyed without objection.

"Up," The students said simultaneously, Harry's rushed right up into his hand, Rons smacked him in the face, Hermionie's did a small barrel roll, and Naruto's flew strait up into the air about fifteen feet and smacked him on the head.

(After the corrections from Madam Hooch,)

"Now we will all go up and take off, hover for a minute and…" Naruto's broomstick flew out of his hand strait into one of the castle walls as Madam hooch was talking. "Well boy you should get your broom,"

Naruto ran after it rather embarrassed, it took him near ten minutes to find the broom. Naruto sprinted back not wanting to miss the entire lesson, but when he got there there were only two people in the air and Madam Hooch was no where to be found.

"What is going on here," Naruto said.

"Well Nevielle crashed and broke his wrist, Madam Hooch left with him to the hospital wing. Malfoy took something of Nevielle's and sped off with it and Harry went after him." Ron said in a single breath.

"Oh my god, he is going to crash," A girl said as Harry dived after a small ball.

"No, he knows what he is doing, He won't crash." Naruto said with his eyes closed, and as he predicted Harry balanced out.

(McGonagall's little scene with Harry,)

"Well we better get back to the castle, Harry will probably not get into to much trouble." Naruto said, then an owl dropped a letter on his head. "Well I wonder what this is about," Naruto opened the letter and read.

Hello, Mr. Uzumaki, I have a request for you. Please meet me in my classroom, at the end of dinner. There shouldn't be much strain on your part. Sincerely Professor Flitwick.

"Well I guess that this will be better then working for Filch.," Naruto said to Ron. Naruto rushed to the Grand hall and started to eat at once. He grabbed shepherds pie and an entire roast chicken. By the Time Ron got to the table Naruto finished.

"See you later Ron, Tell me what happens." Naruto said sprinting out of the Great Hall and to the third floor. But on the second floor he was blocked by a familiar boy.

"how dare you do that too me you little firsty." the boy said

"Dude you hate more for the reason of protecting a girl, THAT DOESN'T LIKE YOU, I don't even know your name." Naruto said.

"Well then remember my name you dobe, Chris Johnson," Chris said. "I am not going to let you humiliating me in front of the girl I love, and I won't let you steal my girl from you."

"Your girl from you," Naruto said with a small startled look, and the he laughed. "Dude, She hates you, she says you keep on stalking her you dumb fart. I am apparently the only person that will help her from you, so leave her alone for goodness sake,"

"I will never give her up, to anybody," Chris said with a glossy eyed expression.

"The I will have to beat the sense into you," Naruto said preparing his signature jutsu, but he dropped his hands. "Naw I won't need that to stop you," Naruto charged at Chris with no hesitation. He started to pound him into a pulp. Put he didn't punch the face, only to the gut, and literally kicking his ass, so I won't be any visible damage. Naruto finished his last punch and just left.

"Sorry Professor Flitwick, I was impeded," Naruto said.

"Oh, don't worry about it Mr. Uzumaki, This is not extremely time sensitive, could I ask you to get me…" Proffesor Flitwick when on and on from cleaning his class room, to getting things from other professors. This altogether took about an hour, and many Naruto's running all over the place.

(Naruto finally finishing his work,)

"Very good Mr. Uzumaki, I would like you to help me grade a couple of essays if you wouldn't mind," Professor Flitwick said, "This will be the last thing that you will have today, I have already sent the book, Basic Charms to Protect the Mind, This book contains charms to protect your mind from external sources, by blocking your mind and sentences, up to your dormitory, and sent a bag of money with it."

"Thank you Professor," Naruto said with a grin. But he was so exhausted from using Kage Buunshin for the past hour, that he was only able to do it for six clones, so it took a couple of hours.

( 4 hours later,)

"Thank you very much Mr. Uzumaki, I may ask for your assistance again." Professor Flitwick said. Naruto was slick with sweat from using Kage Buunshin for the past five hour.

"Ok," Naruto said with a gasp walking out of the class room.

"Naruto! Run, Filch is after us." Harry and Ron yelled at him.

"What are you guys doing…" He was interrupted by Peeves bursting from a room.

"Why little firsties what fun," Peeves said "Naughty Naughty you'll get caughty."

"Not if you don't give us away Peeves," Harry said "Please,"

"Should tell Filch I should," he said in a saintly voice.

"Get out of the ways Peeves," Ron said taking a swipe at him.

"Students out of bed, Students out of bed down the…" Peeves was struck dumb by Naruto using the Silencing charm.

"Damn it, Filch has enough hearing that he could be a dog.

"Why don't you transform us into suits of armor or something with your abilities, like you did with Cho Chang." said Hermione.

"Well I don't have enough Chakra or energy left to transform all of us into something that wouldn't be out of place." Naruto said about to collapse. "there is a door at the end of the hall, we can lose him there."

They all ran to the door and found that it was locked.

"Oh no we are done for," Ron said

"Oh move over. Alohamora," Hermione said pushing Ron out of the way and used the unlocking charm.

"Guys I don't think that we should go there," Naruto said but was too weak to argue.

(Three headed dog scene, Naruto in the backround.)

"Well I hope that you are happy with yourselves, we could have all been killed or worse expelled." Hermione said in the common room and left the boys.

"Nevielle just stood terrified even though they were four floors above the dog.

"I don't even know what you were doing and I am annoyed at you. What did Malfoy convince you to fight him at a pre-arranged time, and he didn't show up and told Filch that you would be out of bed or something," Naruto said

"Yeah, that is exactly right," Harry said with a flat voice.

"Well I guess it didn't turn out that bad, I am going to bed. If you want to tell me something please do it tomorrow. Or I will forget it by tomorrow." Naruto went into the dormitory seeing Nevielle crying but was too tired to try and comfort him. He moved the book and money from his bed to his trunk.

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(I would like some suggestions for spells, curses, jinxs to teach Naruto.)