Minerva?
She's not here right now.
Oh. Who's this?
An unnamed source.
Oh.
Can I help you?
No. I just wanted to pester Minerva.
Well, in that case…
…
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jesus Christ on pretzel stix!
…
Huh?
…
Hello?
…
Well, then I'll just be going to stab my Cornelius Fudge voodoo doll…
WAIT FOR ME!
Kidding.
Screw you.
No thank you.
ALBUS!
You called?
Was there something you wanted to know?
Who was talking to me earlier?
Oh. That was me.
Why?
I myself don't know why I talk to you. Another one of life's greatest mysteries.
No, why didn't you want me to know it was you?
Cause I wasn't in the mood to screw with you.
Well, I can wait until you are in the mood…
I'm married.
Damn.
