A/N: I am reading everybody's reviews, I'm just not responding in the A/Ns because it gets me out of the flaming mode.
Chapter Six Desions,
STUP GLAMING!11! IF YOU'R AN FLAM,E YOUR A STNITS AND WIL BUN IN HEIKL!
And just what is 'heikl' exactly? How does one 'bun' in it? If that means I'll be sitting on my ass eating cinnamon buns when I die, I'll just have negative regret for flaming this.
LASTEST TIEM ON STARKITS PROPEHY:;
Nobody gave a fuck.
"NO!" shitted SarPaw Again runnin into the forst. Ters ralled down her checks she was cyring. 'its too much" sahe though. "Starcalnb help me….!"
Afert tat StrPaw walkde thru the frost. She wus so depresedded! Hu was seh sapost to pik?/?/
Uh... well, we can rule out Firestar, he wants to kill you for ruining his tea party AND is your great-grandfather... Graystripe is your great-grandfather's best friend... and Blackstar is in ShadowClan and is old enough to be your great-great-great-grandfather... so, ignoring the fact that you're an apprentice, assuming you're not lesbian, and going off of the decisions cats made before you, your best option, sticking to the Erins' principles, is... Blackstar!
Then she saw JayFethre cumin thru the forst tords her.
"JayFeathr im soooo confusedd wat do i do she yelled their are three toms atref me! TREEE!"!
Why did you need to yell 'tree' at your father? Is a tree going to fall on him? (Jayfeather leaps out of the way as a tree lands on Starpaw) Nope, it's gonna crush you, whiny bitch.
i know" sed jayFethr he locked happy. "thats good four you it menzz that p[eo[le like uo. he told he smilling.
Uh... Jayfeather would never have said that. He'd say something like 'I'll get you a straw so you can suck it up' and walk off.
"NO NUT I LUV ALL OF THEM" sed StarPaw back waling upst. "I DON'T KNO WHO TO [ICK!1!1"
Sooo... you're in love with Blackstar after five seconds? Damn, Starpaw, you're even more of an asshole than I thought.
"wel ten let me tel yo a stor.y said JayFeathern and he sat don. Onceu pon a tiem there were afew cats that I licked."
Yes, you've licked every cat with an injury. That'd be... just about everyone. I don't think Starpaw wants to hear a story about being a medicine cat (not that I have any sympathy for her)
"hu where they sad StarPaw snifing.
"theyre names were DawnSpark;e and... Stick/ saud JayFeather.
First of all, WHAT? Second, WHERE'S HALF MOON? Jayfeather, you treasonous spawn!
"OMG STICK wispred StarPaw "YOU WHERE IN LUV WITH A STICK? She culdnt belief it. After al this tim she finds out that her fathe loved a sTICK. SHE GAPD IN SHOC.
and yelled, "Jayfeather, you're an apeshit dickface. Disown me!" Or, as the author of this shit would say, "an yeleled, 'JaFeattr, ure oan apshi tfickfassw. Diaown me!1!11!'"
"Wat did you do? she esked thoug cuase she was crios.
"Well, I fucked the stick after wearing a condom, so I got that over with, next I stole a stick of butter from ShadowClan and used it as a pocket pussy. On contact with sperm, it became a cat, had three kits, two normal and one retarded, and half ThunderClan commited suicide at your stupidity."
Wel I culdn have kids with a stcik now culd i?" said JayPaw and he locked confuded. LIKE HE DIDN;T EVN KNO SHE WAS GNNA ASK THt qestn.
Well, duh! He didn't assume his own kit would be retarded enough to ask how it turned out when her VERY EXISTENCE is a testament to the fact that he decided to fuck a dairy product instead of a stick.
"sO YOU WENT WITH DAWNSPARKLE INSTD! YELLED STARpaw locking vry happi. "but that doesn;t help me what am I spost to do?/?
"Folo youre hart said Jayfeahr. "Who do yo want to be wit/"
Hmm StarPaw taught for a secund.
"Jazzpaw!" she yelled, and then ran back to the camp to proclaim her homosexuality to her fellow apprentice.
FireStar!" she yelldd and then run of to tel him that she ;oved him
I can't even begin to describe how many ways this is wrong in.
NO FLAMSE!1!12!1
I will flame you until you're a human torch.
