PLEASE READ!! This is a bonus chapter because the real story's next chapter is taking longer than I thought it would. It's a two-parter where Ron kidnaps Harry. Feelings will be realized, first years will be pushed off buildings, and Kiku Teyano, McGonagall's servant…er, secretary, will make another appearance with important news. I just thought you guys might want something to tide you over until I post it.

Alwyn Milthrope was an average first year at Hogwarts. His magic skills weren't a major bragging point but he wasn't doing too badly. His looks, while not enough to distract the girls of his year from fawning over older guys like Draco Malfoy, were substantial enough that he had a few admirers. His home life was average as well: he had both parents, younger siblings, and a business to inherit from his father after graduation. Alwyn Milthrope was nothing if not a normal child.

There was something unusual about him, though… But hardly anyone knew it seeing as he took precise care making sure no one found out. His reputation for not being anything special would be blown if anyone did! Because the truth is Alwyn was obsessed with someone. Not simply following the person with his eyes as they walked by him, like it had been at first. No, his activities had escalated from him finding out the person's favorites to taking pictures of them to sneaking out of his bed at night to watch the person sleep.

Alwyn felt disturbed by his actions himself. Sometimes he desperately tried to stop his feet from tiptoeing to the person's bedside. But if he succeeded in not watching his crush, he'd be in a dark mood all the next day. It was starting to seem like he needed this man. Hmm…? Who is this man that could turn such a (once straight) common, young wizard into a (gay) puddle of love/stalker you ask? Why, it's none other than Harry Potter.

Now that you know that, I'm sure you can understand why Alwyn is in such a situation. Harry Potter is certainly very charming. And, unfortunately for his fans who couldn't find a way to get closer to him, he kept getting more appealing. Especially since the bet with his rival had been made. (The new wardrobe had brought two fanclubs out of the shadows. One filled with confused but still aroused and happy men, the other comprised of girls bent on having the Chosen One for themselves. They had conjoined meetings on Wednesdays where they discussed the latest pictures they had snuck of Harry. And wrote and posted fanfiction.)

This brings us to Alwyn's problem and the reason we are even focusing on the nobody first year. Last Wednesday it had been brought to his and other club members' attention that Harry had just a month left before he would graduate. A month left before the hero of the Wizarding World would be completely out of their grasp and in the adult world. Alwyn took it hard. He had spent the year merely watching Harry. For all he knew, the other male didn't even know of his existence…

"Cheer up, Alwyn," Ginny Weasley had said upon seeing the crushed face of her fellow student. (Ginny was leader and founder of the girls' fanclub. She was also the one in charge of stealing Potter's hairs for scrapbooks.) "There's still a month. Just stop being such a wimp."

Milthrope was determined to do just that… Regrettably, a week passed before he even had a chance to get close to his crush. He had just walked out of one of the dungeons that he had secretly turned into a shrine to Harry. (Pictures, hair, even blood of the man were collected in the dungeon. The strange thing was Filch knew about the existence of the room and just let it be…) He walked through the halls towards the Gryffindor common room. He must've missed a turn, however, because instead he found himself in a hall with suits of armor and large, open windows. He paused a second, letting the strong wind whip through his hair. Because he had paused for that second, Alwyn had been there to hear the voices that floated to his ears from the opposite side of the hall. The voices were older and, panicking, he hid to the side of one of the armors.

"Honestly, Potter, what were you thinking wearing a nurse's outfit? Even if those women insisted, you could have said 'no'. Or do you not have the balls to stand up to two witches? I mean, after your underwear showing, I'm quite certain you have them." Even young Alwyn could hear the smirk in the voice. But he didn't focus on that. He had just spotted Harry and Draco Malfoy walking towards him.

Now is the time! Only a month left! I must do this now…there won't be another chance like this!

Swallowing a large gulp of air, Alwyn Milthrope came from his hiding place. Harry and Draco were still a while away. He walked towards them, ignoring the thick air that seemed to radiate from both the older males. The brunette looked up, his green eyes shining as he spotted Alwyn. He smiled at his Housemate, despite not knowing the other's name. Draco looked annoyed at the bright smile his rival was giving the younger boy, since he had never received anything like it.

"Afternoon," Draco said with a sniff, looking down his nose at the younger student. His look of disgust made Alwyn nearly lose his nerve. But, steeling himself, he had to do this.

"U-uh, Harry…?" Milthrope was still a few feet away from the boys, inching closer. "I…I…uh, l-lo-I'm Alwyn Milthrope." He wanted to smack himself in the head.

Harry looked confused for a second before smiling another large grin. Draco looked downright infuriated at the lack of attention. Was something going on between him and Potter? Probably not; Draco was always an attention-hogging, drama queen.

"Nice to meet you," Harry replied, still all smiles.

Alwyn found himself in front of the teens. The air was so thick it was hard to think straight. The boys seemed to be releasing something deadly unknowingly. Alwyn was choking on it, gasping desperately at air. Both teenagers looked worried now. His throat seemed to be filled with something and the air had a weird smell of sex, frustration, and unbridled lust to it. His knees gave on him, bringing him down to the floor. Darkness closed in on his vision slowly. Before he lost all consciousness, he saw a concerned look on his crush's face.

At least I exist to him now, Alwyn thought with a tiny smile.

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"Honestly," a boisterous female voice said from the side of him. "Either we create a vaccine for them, force them to get together, or create a fundraiser to buy them each a prostitute. My office has been filling with their victims lately. I barely have enough room for them all."

"Well, I'm sure this bet will get them together eventually. Now if McGonagall had just let me put one or two cameras in their showers, I'd feel more inspired to help them. But no…"

Alwyn Milthrope opened and closed his eyes, adjusting them to the light. The dim space around him was lit by a flickering candle. He made out the faces of Madam Pomfrey and Secretary Kiku chatting to each other.

"Oh, dear, he's awake. How's your head feel?" The nurse busied herself with checking Milthrope's temperature and clucking her tongue.

"Hey, listen to me, would you? What you just experienced is called 'horny'. Do you understand me? 'Horny' is what happens when you don't get laid. And, boy, those guys need to get laid. McGonagall too. Let me tell-"

"How much rum did you drink," Madam Pomfrey asked abruptly, staring at the other woman's empty glass. She received a shrug. "Anyway, are you feeling alright?"

Alwyn nodded and got up to leave. Madam Pomfrey walked him to the door. "Listen, if I were you, I'd stay away from those boys for a while. I can't explain much of the situation but it's a bad idea to get between them. Or near them. Tell your friends that too, hmm?"

Alwyn thanked her and walked in the direction of the Gryffindor portrait. He wasn't sure what happened tonight but it would definitely be brought up on Wednesday. (Unfortunately, on Wednesday they premiered a video of Harry showering and all thoughts of warning his companions were lost from his head. And so…the onslaught of sexual tension on ignorant first years continues.)

I thought that was a bit anti-climatic… Reviews!!