AN:// I dun own Naruto. DD: If I did, Ino would be dead and Sasuke would be a hobo. :3

Pein sat in his room, a smile on his lips.

Every single member of the Akatsuki was out- including Konan.

Kisame and Itachi where going to Seaworld.
Deidara was sent to find Tobi after 'Accidentaly' losing him in a distant and unfamiliar continent in search of Jinchuuriki.
Hidan and Kakuzu where going to assist Deidara to make sure he didn't 'lose' Tobi again.
Zetsu was...God knows where.
Konan was at the store.
And Sasori was DEAD.

Pein scratched his chin.
Yes...now was the time.
He stood up, and walked over to his stereo.
Placing a CD in, he turned the volume up to full blast.

'Everytime We Touch' started to play.
Pein sang along.
"I STILL HEAR YOUR VOICE WHEN YOU SLEEP NEXT TO MEEEE! I STILL FEEL YOUR TOUCH IN MYYY DREEEEAAAAAMS! FORGIVE ME MY WEAKNESS, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY-- WITHOUT YOU-- WITHOUT YOU-- III'LLL DIEEE!
'COUSE EVERYTIME WE TOUCH, I GET THIS FEELINNNG"
Pein continued singing the song, along with odd dance moves.

While he was doing his twirl, he stopped.

There in the doorway stood the Akatsuki.
Deidara had dragged Tobi in a headlock back to the base apparently, with Hidan and Kakuzu standing there.
Zetsu's head was coming up from the floor.
Konan was just holding Grocery bags.
Kisame was wearing a Touristy outfit and sunglasses while his hand slowly came up over his mouth.
Itachi gave Pein a blankstare.

There was an awkward Silence.
And as we all know, everytime there is an awkward silence, a gay baby is born.

Pein coughed.
"Well...did you all...complete your missions?"
Konan twitched.

"LEADER-SAMA DANCES LIKE A GIRL!"
"Jashin-sama, WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS!?"
"If you danced like that on a sidewalk, maybe they'd throw money..."
"THAT WAS SICK AND WRONG, UN."
"KISAME, I'VE GONE BLIND! IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED!"
"I think I've gone blind too!"
"YOU HOMO."
"Thank God I'm already dead."

Pein sighed as his coworkers, alive and dead, all sprinted from the room in disgust.

Pein ran a hand through his hair.
"...At least I'm still pretty-looking." He mumbled.

AN:// xDD Lawlz, hope you liked the newets chapter. :3 Sorry for the long wait in updating. Been busy.

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