"Hello everyone sorry to say but I won't be showing a clip in this one."Dante said sounding apologetic.
"Yeah it's because you were so busy with the ACT to think of how to right the clips, so you went for filling the plot holes." Izuku said while still snuggling Tsu and Toru.
"Screw you that's a hard test. Besides I'm to lazy to fix the fourth wall after we kick the shit out of it." Dante said slightly amused.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BASTARDS TALKING ABOUT?!" Katsuki went back to his signature screaming.
"Stop being so loud, and you need to tell us," Shigaraki whined.
"Don't worry about it. It's something most mortals can't understand." BoredAndSleepy said waving a had dismissively.
Now Iida saw his chance to get his questions answered. "Hey Mr. BoredAndSleepy." He bowed at a ninety degree angle as he spoke.
"Yeah
"Why is it that Dante reefers to you as a he and then he'll call you a them?" As he spoke he straightened himself out, and stood at attention.
"Hahaha. Oh that, it's much easier to show you than two explain." With that an aura of light surrounded BoredAndSleepy. Everyone could just barely make out the outline of the god in the light as he slowly split into two beings. Then the light slowly dimmed to reveal both gods. One looked exactly like BoredAndSleepy, he was a version of Izuku with gray hair instead of green. The other one however was also on mistakenly Izuku, but his hair was black and he looked slightly edgier (Izuku's Beta form).
The edgy one spoke first. "Time for introductions? Hello everyone I'm Bored."
"I guess I should introduce myself too, I'm Sleepy." The gray haired Izuku said. "There was a reason our name together is BoredAndSleepy."
"Yep we're a fusion god, or two in one. Bored said lazily.
"Oh." Iida's mouth was hanging wide open as he stared at the two. "That make way more sense. Now if you don't mind me asking what are the three of you gods of?"
"You ask a lot of questions you know that?" Dante said slightly smirking.
"It's not a rude question Dante we can answer him."
"I'm a god of reality." Bored said sounding well bored.
'That was bad even for you Dante'. Izuku thought to himself.
"I'm a god of the mind." Sleepy said while he got into a sleeping bag like Aizawa's.
"I rule over creation and Destruction." Dante said calmly.
Now it was Mina's turn to be curious. "How does that work? It sounds like those powers would be opposites.
"Oh they are. But like how BoredAndSleepy is a god of mind and reality, it's the way I'm bult that makes it work."
"How do you make it work?" Momo asked intrigued.
"Well it's because I'm a species that's close to a hydra, and I use myself like a circuit." Shigaraki opened his moth to say something, but Dante raised his hand for silence. "Imagine creation and destruction as positive and negative charges. When their on top of each other they cancel out, but when you separate them and run one through a wire you get power. I use my separate heads as the wires and run the two forms of power through them to fuel my divine abilities. But these "tattoos" are actually manifestations of my other heads." Dante explained.
"That sounds difficult to do." Iida said seriously.
"It is. It doesn't happen naturally it takes focus and training for me to be able to hse my powers as effectively as I do." Dante said waving a hand dismissively. "It's not as impressive as the fact that BoredAndSleepy stay fused almost all the time, since that takes a lot of concentration."
"And we're just as hated for it as you are for having two spheres of control." Bored replied.
"Why would you be hated for having two spheres of control?" Aizawa asked tentatively.
"It's not really because I have two spheres of control, it's because of how strong they make me. There are infinite universes, and there are infinite gods who make and look after them. To avoid complete chaos we created a system of government that the gods are supposed to follow. They don't like those who are powerful because we are a threat. The whole government is corrupt it's overseen by the gods and godesses of wisdom and knowledge. They restrict the freedom of everyone but themselves. But there are thosthose of us like myself and BoredAndSleepy who just don't give a shit about them." Dante explained while sitting back in his throne.
"What kind of freedoms do they limit?" Dabi asked.
"They won't let us interact with the universes we create other than in the moment we create them. Which is Bullshit, we made it so they can fuck off." Bored said slightly annoyed.
We're not allowed to vsit other gods domains or to visit their universes. Which is a rule we're breaking right now Sleepy said in a drowsy voice.
"Technically if I followed the rules this place wouldn't exist." Dante said calmly. All Might started to look nervous, and Shigaraki seemed pleased that the place they were in was illegal.
"You didn't."
"Yep we're in a multi universe chamber."
"Umm excuse me but what is that?" Eri asked politely, melting everyone's hearts.
"Uhh, how best to explain. It means that I stole a small space from the infinite universes out there, about one cubic inch, and it put all the pieces together to make this place. Highly frowned upon, which is why I set it up so only gods with permission can enter." Dante said while rubbing the back of his head. "I plan to invite another one of my friends named Whitetiger789, but I'd need to know what he will look like since I have a form lock guarding my home."
"Lot of security for this place huh,"Bored commented slowly.
All Might let his curiosity get the better of him. "What is a form lock?"
"It's a defense mechanism Dante's using to keep unwanted guests out of his illegal home." Sleepy said from inside his sleeping bag. "It allows him to block gods who's form and name don't match the description of someone he's letting in."
"Could you teach us how to set that up for our base?" Korugiri asked politely.
"Sorry no can do," Dante said while giving a shrug. "It won't work against mortals, and besides I wasn't the one who set it up."
"Why wouldn't you set up your own defenses?" Mina questioned.
Bored smiled evily and answered before Dante could. "It's because his girlfriend did it before he could."
Toru and Mina both jumped on the information faster than Denki fries his brain. "Who are you dating? What's it like. Are you going to marry her?"
Dante glared at Bored who was laughing his ass off. "My relationship is also on of the reasons I'm hated by or little "government". While their are infinite gods of creation, destruction, wind, water, and so on, there are some things that only have one god or goddess." Dante explained. "I have a bit of a love hate relationship with one such goddess, the goddess of luck. The higher ups don't like that too much, and she set up the barrier as my ace in the hole."
"And you wonder why they don't like your relationship," CameSleepy'smuffledvoice.
"Oh shut up they don't let you any better. You have a demigod son." Dante snapped back.
"Yeah we're all hated by the government, and none of us like them any better. Can we move on to the next clip?"
"Fine. But if any of the other gods have any questions about this little system I will take the time to answer them."
"Oh come on Dante you didn't even tell them what your relationship is like." Izuku whined.
"I might latter. Dante Out."
"Liar."
