Hello again! I know that I have been writing a lot of these one-shots to be based on Cyborg and his pranks, but I had to do just one more. This idea popped into my head this morning and I just had to write it! Hope you like it!
Disclaimer: Insert funny sentence getting the point across that I do not own Teen Titans.
Yes, despite everything Raven had done to him since the start of her and Beast Boy's relationship, Cyborg was going to try one last time to prank Beast Boy.
Raven has to understand this time. Cyborg thought as he walked over to the moped he had given Beast Boy that Christmas. I mean, come on, the dude scared me while I was working on my baby—again—and made me mess up her paint job. He totally deserves this.
Thus, Cyborg loosened the bolts on the wheels of the purple moped and propped it up to look like nothing was wrong.
Now it's only a matter of time.
And that time came only a few hours later.
"Cyborg!" Beast Boy charged into Main Ops still wearing his helmet. "What the heck?"
"Yes?"
"Oh, don't play innocent with me. You messed up my moped now go fix it!"
"Not until you promise not to sneak up on me when I'm working on my baby!"
"Not fair!"
"How is that not fair?"
"I like messing with you!"
"And I like messing with you! And you," he turned towards Raven who had just walked in, "Don't even think of doing something in his defense. Ever since you two got together I haven't been able to make a move. Well this time it was in self defense, so don't go being all overprotective and getting back at me for your little boyfriend."
"I am not overprotective, and I won't get back at you for messing with Beast Boy."
"Good! Now, do you promise not to mess with me when I'm working on the T-car anymore?"
"Fine I promise, but I would just like to point out that this has nothing to do with self defense and everything to do with your obsession with your car! Now go fix my moped!"
"Fine." Cyborg walked out of the room and headed for the garage. I really should teach him something about machines so he can fix it himself, then again, I don't want him knowing about ways to mess with my baby. He smiled and winked at the T-car before heading over to fix the moped.
That night he was assigned to go pick up pizza for dinner. At least I get to show off my newly painted baby. He walked and hopped into his car, and suddenly felt the car drop. That was weird; I sure hope nothing is wrong with her tires. Deciding that he had better pick up the pizza before investigating in order to avoid extra training, he stepped on the gas pedal. The T-car made a strange sound, and Cyborg felt the entire bottom of his car fall out, with him still inside. How did he even do this? Rolling out of the space between the bottom of the car and the hood, he noticed that the wheels had also fallen off.
"Beast Boy, I am going to kill you!"
Cyborg stormed back to ops, to see all of his friends except Robin staring at him with slightly amused faces.
"I don't know how you did this, but you're dead, you hear me!" He put his finger right in Beast Boy's face.
"I didn't do anything," he said pushing his hand away.
"Oh, yeah, then who did?"
"That would be me."
Cyborg turned to see Raven standing behind him.
"But…but…but you said that you wouldn't do anything to retaliate for him!"
"I didn't. I got back at you for messing up my date."
"Maybe next time you want to mess with my mode of transportation you should make sure I didn't tell Raven I would take her out that day," Beast Boy sing-songed with a smug look on his face.
"Cyborg, why are you still here? I told you to go pick up the pizzas."
"But they destroyed my baby!"
Robin knew better than to get in the middle of this. "Then walk."
"But!"
"Now, or you're getting an extra hour of training!"
Cyborg stomped out of the room mumbling about it being unfair, stupid, and that he can't believe this.
Cyborg would have to get used to making sure not to get in the way of the plans of the only other person in the tower who knew how to take the T-car apart piece by piece.
That ended up being a lot longer than expected, well anyways… tell me what you think!
