Chapter 6: The Mad House
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WARNINGS (again I KNOW, its boring but oh well): If you hadn't already guessed- slash relationships, swearing, death, torture, fighting, sexual references, depression, weapons (like seriously, loads of weapons and deadly sharp stuff like that), spoilers...etc...just the general things that you would find in a T rated fanfic.
BEX –
After lunch, each of the senior classes went back to their respective lessons. The class with the new students, Cammie, Bex, Liz and Macey in had P&E.
"P&E? Not PE?" questioned Tobias.
"Well PE stands for Physical Education…" smirked Bex "…and P&E stands for Protection and Enforcement"
Percy and Jason high fived each other. "Sweet! I knew I was gonna love this spy school thing!"
Macey raised an eyebrow. "That's not the normal reaction new students give"
Valkyrie gave a long-suffering sigh. "Let's just say that Percy and Jason aren't exactly normal, are they?"
"Hey!" cried Jason, looking at his girlfriend in mock-hurt way. Percy wasn't too bothered, he was never really considered normal.
The boys went to get changed with Zach, Jonas and Grant. The girls went to change with Cammie, Bex, Liz and Macey. They changed into their loose shorts, sport bras and their different coloured tops with the Gallagher logo on.
"Damn, they're ripped" exclaimed Macey in a hushed voice.
This surprised Bex, it was very unusual for a normal girl to have a six-pack. But as she turned around, she saw that each of the new girls had not a bit of fat on their body and each had a very well defined six-pack without tensing.
Their bodies were so lithe and athletic, Bex started to feel uncomfortable. Her! Bex Baxter, the only non-American girl to ever be admitted to Gallagher Academy! Valkyrie and Katniss had very impressive, muscled bodies. She had not noticed it before because they had worn trousers and loose tops, unlike Elsa who had worn a tight dress that had already shown off her body.
The boys were already through. Damn it was distracting enough that some of the other boys were shirtless, but those three DAMN THEY WERE HOT!
Each one had blemishless, perfect skin, incredible muscles and eight-packs.
They grinned at the drooling girls, most of whom stopped when Valkyrie glared around ferociously in jealousy.
Coach stood at the front of the room and announced "Okay, we would be doing close combat skills today, but seeing as there are six new kids-"
"Seven" interrupted Valkyrie "Just Pr-Harry had to go someplace"
Coach glared at her. "As I was saying, we have new kids, we're going to test their ability by watching them fight differently ranked students."
Each person in the class had a ranking depending on their skill. Bex, Zach and Grant had the highest in the class, rank: 18.
"And you missy, have offered yourself to go first." Coach snickered, but faltered slightly at how unfazed Valkyrie seemed.
"Whatever-your-name-is and Cammie, first match, just hand to hand combat please." Cammie was quite high in the class, rank: 16. But Valkyrie still looked unfazed.
They went onto the large mat at the front and got ready to move on coach's word.
Cammie went into her pose that she was trained to position in, whilst Valkyrie dropped into what appeared to be a natural fighting crouch.
Bex furrowed her eyebrows. She knew that natural poses only came to those who practiced them a lot and were very skilled. That plus Valkyrie's muscles basically meant that Cammie was screwed even though she was pretty good at fighting.
Bex's theory proved correct as Cammie attacked with a flurry of punches, Valkyrie blocked them with ease, jumped over the leg Cammie tried to use to sweep her over, grabbed her arm and twisted it over her shoulder. Within a matter of seconds, Cammie was judo-flipped to the floor.
Coach blinked in surprise. "What? Oh… um you again, against Zach"
Cammie got up, slightly dazed, and let Zach fill her place.
"Go!" called Coach.
Valkyrie appeared to be in no hurry to attack Zach, with ruined his normal plan of waiting for the other person to attack first, then find a weakness strategy.
He launched a punch for her stomach and then was about to punch her head when she caught his first arm, kneed him in the chest, pulled the arm over his head and then kicked his feet from under him.
Bex watched in disbelief as Zach hit the floor. Bex had only ever beaten Zach twice and this new student did it with so quickly she made it appear easy.
Coach gaped at her "What about you there, black haired boy, you give her a go"
He pointed at Percy, who smirked at Valkyrie, who froze slightly, and then smirked back.
As he lazily took his place in front of her, he winked "Just like old times, huh?"
"Hella yes, your going down kelphead"
"We'll see about that" grinned Percy, bringing his hands up in the defence
position.
Bex turned to see Tobias and Katniss exchanging a bet. "10 quid on Percy winning" said Tobias.
"You just lost ten bucks coz you know that Valkyrie's gonna win"
Said two people were in the circle currently stalking each other in a circle.
Simultaneously, they charged at each other, each trying to make the first strike.
Katniss yelled in Ancient Greek "Remember, NO MAGIC POWERS!"
The two were a blur of movement. None of the Gallagher girls could even see them, but the Elites could with their enhanced vision. Punches, kicks and lunges moved so quickly and massive blows were exchanged, neither gaining any ground.
It looked like some sort of very complex dance. The two moving so gracefully and smooth, the attacks looked so coordinated it almost looked like they had planned it before hand.
Valkyrie flipped over Percy, grabbing his shoulder in the process and unbalancing him. But Percy was expecting this and twisted so that Valkyrie was the one who landed unbalanced.
He stuck out his foot to catch her right leg as she landed, but she foresaw it and shoved her leg forwards, kicking him hard in the shin as she grabbed his shirt to pull him over. He moved just out of reach and retaliated with several superhumanly quick punches, which Valkyrie matched blow for blow.
The fight continued, occasionally including some awesome gymnastics or moves that looked suspiciously like dance moves.
PRONGS-
Prongs stood to attention in front of Chaos.
"I need you to go to a secluded part of the Void. You will go with King, Raven and Commander Ksi"
Prongs frowned. He had never interacted with Commander Ksi before, was it someone from his world?
Chaos clapped his hands, King and Raven stood before him, as did a very tall looking man in the dark blue Ksi cloak, with a C next to the ksi symbol (), which showed his rank as Commander.
"The part of the Void you need to go to is where the people who have lived exceptional lives or a few somehow found themselves there, but that is where they live the rest of eternity. I need you go and visit a place which is often known as 'The Mad House". I don't know why, the inhabitants are some of my favourite people . There you will find Dumbledore…" Chaos looked at Prongs, Raven and King, who grinned.
They were going to see Dumbledore again!
"…and Merlin" Chaos looked at the Commander Ksi.
Commander Ksi nodded, and pulled back his hood to reveal a regal looking, blonde man who wore armour that looked similar to the suits of armour Prongs had seen around Hogwarts. He looked incredibly muscular.
"I need you to bring them back here so they can inform us of anything they know of the upcoming troubles."
"Upcoming troubles?" Commander Ksi spoke like he was used to authority.
"You shall be informed of them later, but you just need to tell them I need their knowledge. They both came from one of the original planets, I do not know everything about the modern first eight planets as I tend to leave the running of the planets to the immortal deities I stationed there."
"So we go to the Elysium part of the Void and look for 'The Mad House'" King said.
"Correct, now off you go!" said Chaos.
It wasn't hard to find the supposed 'Mad House', it seemed like everyone they came across in the Void had heard of it.
Prongs knocked on the strange looking door.
A man with a red top with the superhero Flash on it opened the door. He had brown hair and had a know-it-all air to him
"State your business" he sniffed at them.
"We are here on behalf of Chaos to talk to Dumbledore and Merlin" replied Prongs slightly unsure of if that was the right thing to say.
"Well I suppose if Chaos sent you…" mused the man "Okay. But don't touch anything, if you do, I will make Nancy rewrite the roommate agreement."
Prongs nodded slowly, starting to understand why it was called the Mad House.
"I'm Sheldon Cooper by the way."
Sheldon led them through the very modern looking corridor a living room where a very attractive tall man with curly, black hair in a coat was arguing with…a pirate?
Also sitting in the room was Dumbledore, a youngish looking man with black hair, a very exasperated man with white hair and a very amused looking woman with blondish-brown hair in a squishy chair.
"This is ridiculous! You are ridiculous! I think-"
"Personally I think its quite funny" the only woman in the room other than Raven cut off the guy in the coat.
"See! She agrees!" grinned the pirate triumphantly "And anyway its pointless to try and win an argument with Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"Actually I have a 98.546% chance of winning this argument due to the lack of truth in your point so you may as well give up trying to win an argument with Sherlock Holmes."
"Please guys we have clearly have guests!" tried the older looking man (though not as old as Dumbledore).
"SHHHH! John, you are ruining the entertainment!" hissed the girl.
Dumbledore turned to them "Sorry, how may we help you, people of Chaos?"
King started laughing at being addressed like that from Dumbledore.
Prongs grinned and threw back his hood.
"Harry my boy! How are you?" Dumbledore smiled widely at the sight of three of his favourite students, Chaos had given the permission to reveal their identities to the people of 'The Mad House".
Harry was about to reply when the black haired young man cut him off.
"Arthur!"
He launched himself at Commander Ksi and tackled him in a hug.
"Merlin." Commander Ksi (now known as Arthur) sounded very pleased to see Merlin but his voice was restrained and he looked as if he was trying not to appear so pleased.
The shouting two people were having a staring contest now. Well, not really, but they were trying to out-glare each other, one with a very professional glare that said "You know you are wrong and I am obviously right, so back down now" and the other with a rough glower that said "You may not like my opinion, but accept it or I'll slit your throat".
"Right you two, I've had enough, we have guests and you are not paying them any attention. Jack, you go find some rum or whatever, Sherlock have this tea and shut up." The man called John intervened and looked apologetically in Prongs, King, Raven and Commander Ksi's direction.
The woman in the chair pouted, "Spoilsport, it was just starting to get good, and you know Sherlock would have won anyway."
"OI!" came the pirate's indignant shout.
"Has Sheldon introduced us yet?" The woman had a calculating but mischievous air to her.
King shook his head.
"Ok, so I'm Nancy Drew, that bloke there with the beard is Dumbledore, this one on you blondie is Merlin, the dodgy pirate fella is Captain Jack Sparrow, that grouchy dude there with white hair is John Watson and that intimidating hella-hot guy there is Sherlock."
"Nice to meet you Nancy," Commander Ksi stood up. "But I'm afraid we need to borrow Merlin and Dumbledore to have an audience with Chaos."
"Ooh, good luck guys, what did you do to provoke the big guys anger?"
"They haven't done anything, but Chaos needs their knowledge of the first eight planets to face an upcoming threat."
"Alright then, I don't see why not. It wont take long will it?"
"Probably only about 30 mins, we'll teleport you there."
Prongs put his arm on Dumbledore, Commander Ksi held Merlin and they abruptly teleported out.
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