Ch.7

Factual Statement - I have found that it is impossible for me to write short stories~

Ps. In the new cover image, Karkat ISN'T supposed to have horns. He's an ANIMORPHIC ALEIN here now, not a TROLL! Thanks And the title was there but it got magically cut off…

There is a partial scene in this Ch. And will be marked by xXx.

John awoke the next morning with a pounding head. He pinched the bridge of his nose to try and wake up. That was a harder feat than he originally thought it to be. He rustled his legs still snug under the blanket and nearly kicked his cat off… His cat…! He shot up in the bed and glowered down at the cute little ball wriggling around into a tight semi-circle next to his calf muscle.

He sighed. Alien, no cute little Meowgon anymore.

John scooted his leg away from the seemingly normal animal and swung his body over the side of the bed nearly stepping on Dave below. He was mumbling something about sick rhymes with his Bro and some Lord English fellow. John shook his head and continued to the restroom across the hall.

He was finishing up, washing his hands and such, when he heard the bathroom door squeak open. He turned about ready to give Dave a verbal lashin' when he realized who was stalking him in the doorway. Karkat stood just in the doorframe in his humanoid form. Those daring eyes clouded and his mouth parted ever so slightly that John could see those sharp teeth gleaming in the dim light. He looked tense possibly even shy. John blinked and Karkat was directly in front of him staring down his body like he was going to eat him whole. The human in question jumped at the sudden, up-close and personal approach of the alien being.

"What…?" John managed to say before the encounter became too awkward between the two boys.

Karkat ducked his head, dark brown curls jingled as he did so. "I researched your asinine word for a homosexual courtship yesterday after you abruptly ended out chat on the squawk box device. When two beings agree to such a fucked up nonsensical thing, they do dumb shit like this."

John blinked for the second time. "Spy on each other when they're in the toilet?" He refrained from saying 'the john' like he had done in the past and had gotten grilled by Dave, and everyone else that was around at the time.

"Karkat grumbled in his usual, unimpressed way. "No, dumb shit like this."

xXx

His gray arms engulfed pale flesh as he brought the other boy into his warm body. This was awkward for way more than just one particular reason. For starters, John was still turned towards the sink with his hands still in the rushing water. Karkat's face was resting on the others shoulder, nuzzling in as if he was still in his cat form loving on John's leg like he had grown to enjoy.

"Karkat, what the hell are you doing exactly…? What dumb shit is this…?"

"See, I told you it was pure, steaming shit! This is the action known to you and your idiotic race as the random hug."

"Oh…"

"Oh, yes…"

Karkat flicked his rough tongue out and touched John's ear, caressing it like a cat would do to its owner. He winced in shock and horror even though his body was starting to heat up at the unheard of contact.

John huffed. "What in God's name was that!?"

"A kiss. Gog, stupid human festering flesh sack, don't be so daft to your own fucking culture!"

John wiggled under the grip, feeling very uncomfortable at the moment. "But, gosh, that wasn't a human kiss numb-nut!"

"Oh, well pardon my feline species and the feline-esque habits that we do and always will possess. I have no control over what my body feels is socially acceptable in this type of situation-"

"What type of situation is this-!"

"-or what it is going to be since we are now considered one unique entity by the rankings of your people and their unacceptable standards inferior to my race and its various quadrants of emotion conquest."

"…WHAT!"

Karkat leaned in closer until he was physically moving John to get within proximity to his face. The black-haired boy turned his face towards the shower trying to get away from the gray puckered lips. No matter how put off he made his self look, Karkat just wouldn't get the hint. He pressed harder until John actually moved and bumped the toilet. The slight jar from the unexpected impact left him off balance and Karkat took the advantage to his benefit.

John's hand landed on the sink side and was soon covered by a warm gray one to match. The heat felt like it was blistering his skin and the now forming sweat droplets on his forehead were screaming the same thing. John was shoved down with more force than necessary. His head cocked backward nearly colliding with the wall, only to be brought up again by a soft palm to the back of his neck. Pressure swelled between his legs as someone sat in his lap.

Blue eyes went wide at the image before him. It was so out of place, so unordinary to him. Granted he had only known Karkat a few days as a fellow human but still, what he had gathered did not point to this.

"…Karkat…?" His voice was merely above a whisper. He honestly didn't want the mental picture of Karkat straddling him with slit eyes filled with some hint of an underlying desire. The brains own conjuring of what that haughty desire might be left John's heart racing with anticipation.

"This is what boyfriends do John." He stated rather huskily. He leaned his head back to Johns' neck to resume his early ministrations. The human boy wound his arms around the arched back of the other to further draw him in more.

John didn't know why he was having all this feelings for the loud mouth, pompous, …thingy! Hell he was getting tired of calling Karkat an alien; he needed a species name already!

"John…?" asked a heated voice, low in tone but high in need.

John was dazing too much to be bothered by the hot alien sitting, slowly moving around in his lap. Or the alien was hot so decreed by his retarded body.

"John…!"

"Hmmm…?" He replied whimsically.

"Your peni-"

He was grinning cheesily by this point and he obviously didn't care anymore if Karkat saw how much he was loving this. "Wha?"

"Your penile object is poking me in the thigh…!" The horny alien crooned into John's ear.

Despite that fact at how corny and very porno that sounded it made John groan. For God's sakes! Karkat wasn't even doing anything, he was just leaning and sitting, and sighing, and mother of all that was holy he was enjoying this too

"Oh, Kar…"

"John…!" The alien jerked just a bit in his lap and out of the corner of his eye John could see the grey darken on his features. He was blushing.

"Why are you-!"

Before John could finish his sentence a violent shake tremored throughout the shorter teen jarring the human as well. Instinctively John held him closer as an act of reassurance that it was all right, that it was okay to feel this way. Karkat leaned backwards so that he was right in front of bright blue eyes which were hazy and on such a high they almost didn't look like the same eyes that he saw from underneath the slide that day.

"Genetic material… I"

"It's okay Kar. It happens when you're in love with someone."

"But a bucket, I need a bucket…"

"Why."

"Because, ngh!"

Karkat shuddered once more, sending a thrilling trill though John who in return clamped his eyes and arms tight as he too felt release in the short distance.

"I love you!"

"I love you too!"

"…I love you…? Why the fuck are you saying that Egderp? Are you completely stones out of your mind from all that buttery shitty popcorn last night?"

John's eyes flew open as he flew up in bed knocking heads with Dave suddenly. His face was flushed beat red and his breathing was elevated. This was not good in the least. And Dave, oh no, Dave… He was eying up John suspiciously then he would drift his gaze downward. The other boy didn't even want to know...even though he already pretty much did. Even if the boner was long gone from the sudden realization that none of it was real, it had left its mark. It's big, wet, staining no doubt mark, right by his thigh under the covers. It was actually starting to seep through…

"FUCK!" Then he bolted straight for the bathroom knocking fucking nasty dream causing cat and fucking nosey as hell best friend out of his damned way.

~Weeee I take my stab at a junky sceneeeee! I swear I write better smut than this drab ;P