a/n; okay, well, i've decided i'm uploading fast-ish :D

Love is the key to the world pointed out that Fleur has two other children, and i feel retarded for not remembering that, thank you for reminding me. so, sorry about this chapter, but i'm trying to make this story as canon-compliant as i possibly can with this plot. xD

OH, and if you're interested, this fic will be around thirteen chapters, maybe a bit less, maybe a bit more. the point is, i wanted to ask - do you guys think i should do a sequel..? like, Victoire's life, and her finding out Fleur isn't her mother or something? i dunno. let me know if you like the idea! :D

seven; the worst news

Groan.

It's so dark.

Where am I?

HARRY!

I shot straight up in bed, looking around desperately to see if he was hurt.

Holy shit, I'm in St Mungo's.

Huh.

A young Healer walked into the room, and upon seeing I was awake, grinned at me.

"So, Sleeping Beauty, finally up?" His eyes twinkled.

I swear, it took me 10 whole seconds after that to realise he was flirting with me.

So I shall take care of this in a subtle way.

"You seen my boyfriend? You know, Harry Potter, savior, could knock you out with one spell..."

...Subtly has never been my strong suit.

The Healer's grin faded slightly, before laughing.

"Yeah, he'd be the one freaking out in the waiting room, I'm assuming?"

"Sounds like him. Was he pacing, pulling at his hair, and muttering random words under his breath?"

"Oddly Enough, yes."

"That'd be him."

I love Harry for his little quirks.

He's adorable.

Oh, right.

Maybe I should ask why the fuck I'm here.

That would be a good idea.

I might want to say it politely though, since he's a Healer and all.

"Mind telling me what the fuck I'm doing here?"

...I'm not great at being polite, either.

He laughed. "Sorry about that. You fainted in Hogsmeade, and we ran some tests on you. You're perfectly fine."

Whew.

"But you won't be once I tell you the other news."

Oh Merlin.

"What other news?"

Mr Flirty Healer checked his clipboard and looked up at me, his smile gone completely.

"Well, Ms Weasley, I should ask you a question in return. How old are you?"

"Err...I turned seventeen in August...why?"

Sigh. "Because, Ms Weasley, the results of your tests show that you aren't pregnant with a child."

Cause that makes sense.

He paused. "You're pregnant with three of them. Triplets."

WHAT!!

HARRY!

MUM!!

LUNA!!

HERMIONE!!

...FRED!!

a/n; aw, i feel so bad for doing that. but i didn't have a choice. thanks again to Love is the key to the world for pointing that out. not to mention it gives a nice plot twist, dunnit? :D

review replies;

LGH- yay for vanilla cupcakes! :D -heart-

Love is the key- thanks for the reminder, i totally forgot about Louis and Dominique :S

forgequidditch- teehee, i'm very evil :D thanks so much :)

and no i did not put their full pennames. i'm gonna start shortforming everyone's alrighty?