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Disclaimer: I don't own the Kane chronicles and blah blah blah also I don't own any of the songs in this chapter they belong to the authors...but I do own the parodies.
"Dare" Replied Amos eyeing Zia suspiciously.
"I dare you to break one of your Saxophones." Zia dared her brown eyes gleaming with excitement
"What! No! Never!" Amos yelled shaking his round head
"Okay then...since you hosted Set did you ever have a small crush on Nephthys?" Zia asked instead. Amos sucked in a gulp of air.
"Okay I will be back with a hammer and saxophone." He responded disappearing through a portal
"That was just plain mean." Carter said shaking his head
"Yeah...meaner than me!" Sadie said
"She likes to tell herself that." Anubis said laughing Sadie playfully hit him in the chest
"Whatever." Zia shook it off.
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"It is done" Amos said grimly
"Good so the deed is done?" Set asked creepily "The body is disposed of? The evidence is hidden? No witnesses right?" Set continued using a really creepy voice eyeing Amos
"Wait back up a moment...WHAT?!" Amos asked really confused
"Oh...whoops I thought we were talking about something else..." Set trailed off awkwardly
"Here comes the awkward turtle to break the awkward silence!" Taweret sang
"Um...okayyyyy" Sadie said looking at Taweret strangely
"Anyhow lets keep going" Thoth suggested
"Yeah lets do." Maat agreed
"Okay...Nephthys Truth or dare?" Amos asked
"I feel like I am the only one being asked" Nephthys complained
"Oh your not getting out of this Nephthyst." Amos assured
"Fine Truth" Nephthys sighed
"What is the weirdest song you've ever heard Set sing?" Amos asked
"AGAIN! WHY ARE YOU CONSTANTLY TRYING TO EMBARRASS ME?! AND DON'T SAY IT'S BECAUSE I'M EVIL!" He yelled angrily
"Cuz your funny to make fun of and Lovelyme12 Feels like embarrassing you." Bes explained
"Oh...Wait who is Lovelyme12?" Set asked
"The author" Bes answered simply
"What?" Everyone else asked confused
"Nothing...continue" Bes gestured for them to continue
"Okay I think that I have a good one." Nephthys said smiling
"No! If we are thinking about the same time...don't" Set said glaring
"I believe we are dear Husband" Nephthys said giggling
"No...Neph if you do this you will never be forgiven" He answered staring at her seriously
"Well that's what you said when I left you and when I tackled you on Osiris's birthday...and you still forgave me...so I will take my chances" Nephthys said nodding " Oh and don't call me Neph."
"I'm serious Neph don't do this" He responded
"Still doing it and again don't call me Neph"
"Whatever Nephie...dont you dare"
"I'm telling because you keep calling me Neph or Nephie" Nephthys said angrily. Set sighed preparing himself for (What hathor would call) Utter embarrassment! buh-dum-tch (Okay i'll stop)
"One time I was in our bedroom and I heard Set singing in the Shower." Nephthys began laughing while Set begged her not to tell...she ignored him and continued
"He was singing to his own parody to Roar by Katie parry." She finished giggling
"What was the lyrics to the parody?" Sadie asked
"Well I believe it went like this..."
You kicked my down well I got up.
already brushing off the blood you see this sword?
You hear that pound?
I got the eye of the Horus!
Dorkiss!
Dancing through the forest.
Cuz I am the King!
And your gonna hear me scream!
"And the rest I forgot." Nephthys finished singing. Everyone burst out laughing well everyone except Set who was glaring at his wife and Horus who was glaring at Set.
"How well did he hit those high notes?" Shu asked
"Really well actually" She admitted
"He has an amazing vocal range...he can go high and low"
"Fast and slow do as I'm doing follow follow me do as I'm doing Follow follow me!" Taweret sang
"Stop singing random songs!" Sadie screamed
"Never" Taweret promised
"Fine" Sadie sighed
"Okay...who's next?" Nephthys asked looking around whens suddenly the lights dimmed and everyone screamed.
