"WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTT????"

Nutty's entire body was shaking violently as he bent forward and shouted, "H-H-How...how could you be so stupid? Why would I be the murderer? So...So what if there was sugar? Why don't you tell me what happened, then? Tell me what you think happened?"

Lumpy smirked at the disturbed looks on both Nutty and Disco Bear's faces before he began a lengthy explanation.

"Here's what I think may have happened...the party was going well up until the part popper. That was when Flippy fainted, and the bag of sugar that Flaky left in the room split open, covering everyone but Flippy with sugar. That was when you attacked them, biting into their flesh and devouring it just to feast your sick, twisted urges!"

Disco Bear slammed a hand on his desk and exclaimed, "O-OBJECTION! But...but remember what Flaky said? She didn't see any sugar and Flippy was the one killing, not Nutty! Care to explain this to us, Mr. Lumpy?" Things were looking good for the afro-wearing prosecutor.

"Well...Flaky was just mistaken! Let's go with that!" Lumpy cried, hoping everyone would buy it. For some reason, though...everyone did. The judge banged his gavel and declared, "I believe I finally have enough information to give my verdict. Nutty was the evil killer of those poor poor children, not Flippy. So...the defendant is 'NOT GUILTY'!"

Nutty tossed his head back and screamed up into the heavens in anguish. Disco Bear was so shocked by the outcome that he let out a huge shriek, causing all of the hair on his head to be blown off into the distance. The judge banged his gavel again and the trial was finally over...


"Hey, thanks for everything! You really helped me out back there!" Flippy said happily with a big smile on his lips once he and Lumpy met up outside the courthouse. Nutty had been taken away by the police and Disco Bear was weeping in a corner about his now-bald head. However, Lumpy didn't seem very happy.

"I'm glad we won, but...some things didn't make sense, especially the fact you fainted from...THIS!" Pulling out the party popper from before, Lumpy pulled on the buttom and made a loud popping noise, spreading confetti all over the street. Lumpy chuckled to himself at this, before he felt a pair of hands wrap around his neck.

Lumpy let out a strangled gasp when he saw it was Flippy who was trying to kill him, and the light-green bear had a demonic grin on his face. "You did quite well, you stupid lawyer..." Flippy hissed, "But before I kill you, let me tell you something important...I WAS the one who killed Cuddles and the others. I just manipulated the scene with the sugar and used Nutty's obsession with it to my advantage..."

Before Lumpy could respond, Flippy snapped his wind pipe and tossed his body into the raod, causing it to be run over by the judge as he drove home. Cackling to himself, Flippy headed home to celebrate his freedome by watching 'Air Bud'...


A/N: Okay, the ending went kinda quick, but that's how it is. Now, I was thinking of another crossover-like project:

Maybe a Phoenix Wright/Cloverfield parody? Where the monster from the movie attacks the PW world?

Another idea was a sequel to this (I might not do it, actually), where everyone is back alive (in typical HTF fashion) and it's based around more like the 2nd game cases, where Lumpy is still as Phoenix and Petunia will be Franziska!