I woke up, my head throbbing. As I looked around I realized I was in a jail cell. Two Face must've blasted me unconscious. That's what I get for trusting a criminal, right?
"Hey, Widow, the kids up."
"Why don't you deal with him? The kid bit me in his sleep. IN HIS SLEEP!"
I wore an amused expression after what I heard. Sure, I'm supposed to be all solo, but it doesn't mean I can't act like a child. Who wouldn't wear a smile when they heard they just bit someone? It's amusing.
"Natasha, you should really see the look on the kids face. He looks amused."
"Natasha, that wasn't a very nice thing to do in front of the kid."
"He'll get over it."
My mental expression turned into a physical one as I burst out laughing.
"The kids laughing at you!"
"Who's the one in the jail cell kid?"
I instantly scowled, and sent a bat glare- Robin's secretly been trying to teach me- which seemed to have an affect on the purple suit but not the one known as Widow. Or Natasha.
"How does the kid scare you Hawkeye?"
What is it with people and bird names?
"Look at him, he looks like he's trying to imitate fury's glare..."
Ha, someone who can beat the bat glare, fat chance.
"Kid, what's your name?"
"I'm red. Can't you tell?"
I smirked at my sarcasm, knowing it would tick the girl off. Man, I'm going to have fun messing with these guys.
"Stark, the kid seems to have your since of humor."
"Yeah, well, the other two don't seem to have the same humor. One of them is just plain witty, while the other's mean."
They must be talking about Wally and Dick.
"Where are my two friends?"
"We'll tell you if you tell us your name, kid."
"I told you, Red."
I had no idea why I wanted to trick these people, but I trusted my instincts.
"Señor, que han pirateado en el sistema !" "Uh, Tony, Why is Jarvis speaking Spanish?" "Je l'ai dit , quelqu'un a piraté le système !" "Tony, he's speaking French now." "I KNOW! Someone's trying to get information out of my system. I'll be back." "Now, going to tell us?" "Nope."I popped the P for good measure, and glanced at Widow."So, Natasha huh? You don't look like one. Oh! I know! Let's call you... Kenna!" "H-" "Language! You don't know how old he is!" "Says the bird." "Uh, I'm a adult, thank you very much Widow." "In the body maybe~" "HEY!" I smirked, and Tony came back wearing a amused expression on his face. "Two kids managed to hack into files. I let them off because they said they were lost and couldn't find their mother." I instantly cracked up.
"How could you... falll for... something as stupid as... that...!"
I continued to laugh, and Tony just stared with his mouth open in shock.
"He was getting information on this world because we're not from around here, Dummy!"
"Stark, the kid called you dumb."
"D-le, eu încă mai am probleme vorbind , deoarece băiatul mi-a pus pe o buclă de limbă ... nu mi-ai repara . "What language is that?" "It's Romanian." I turned to Natasha surprised that she knew wore an amused expression on her face, and I realized as did I."He said you didn't fix him. He's been set on a loop." They all glared at me, and walked out of the room leaving me confused as to why I was just given the cold shoulder.
