Sorry for leaving you all in suspendios but you know you loved it really :] Expect lots of fluff in this chapter as I'm in a fluffy mood. And probably a little bit of aggerz.
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"I can't look Dave, what does it say?" Dave took the test and held it really far away from him.
"Oh my Pants! It's got two lines. That means you're... that means you're pregnant." Giddy God! I am with child. Oh I need to sit down.
One minute later
Sitting on the floor with Dave next to me, he is looking a bit nervy actually; I shall have to ask him if he's alright. Brain to mouth, talk.
"Dave" I said "Are you alright?" he nodded slowly.
"I'm going to be a dad." He looked at me really seriously, then he did his crinkly smile and shouted "I'm gonna be a Dad!" Well he seems beyond the valley of the happy, but he doesn't have to push a real human out of him! Then he started doing a crazy version of the Viking Hornpipe dance.
30 seconds later
Dave has stopped doing his version of the Viking hornpipe dance and is sitting next to me again.
"Are you okay about it all Kittycat?" Dave said seriously. Am I alright with it? I mean I'm only twenty, I don't know if I'm ready for a baby. But I really really love Dave; he's incredibly groovy gravy looking and lovely. And I think I want to spend my whole life with him. And I could dress the baby up in loads of marvy outfits and I could teach it the disco Hornpipe dance! It would be cool with Knobs on. But what if I turn out like a sad loon like my Mutti?
"What if I turn out like my Mutti Dave?" Dave laughed lots then said
"Your Mutti made you Sexkitty. Therefore she is truly the best mum ever. And you'll be just as good, well hopefully a bit better."
"Thanks Dave. I'm still a bit nervy about it though."
"So am I Georgia." He kissed the top of my head and wrapped his arms around me. "But I love you and we will work it out together. I love you Gee." He turned me round to face him and kissed me really softly on the lips, then he gently picked me up and walked me to his bed and tucked me in.
"Night Gee, I love you." He got in bed next to me and then said "Let's just hope it gets my nose." I leant over and hit him on the head, but he just laughed.
10:30Am,
There was a knock at the door and Dave walked in just wearing Jim jam bottoms and carrying a tray with tea and toast and a little flower . Awww how sweet is that? Very sweet that is how sweet.
I said "Dave you are the loveliest laughy man ever,"
"I know Georgia, I really am aren't I. And you are the gorgiest sex kitty ever." He put the tray on the table next to me and jumped into bed. "I still can't believe I'm going to be a Dad. It's a bit exciting."
"Yeah Dave, it's very nearly really marvy." He smiled at me then held my face in his hand (not literally you fools.) Then he leaned in and started snogging me, number 5 and then straight on to number 6!
5 minutes later
Yummy scrumboes, Dave can snog! He is a lip nibbler extraordinaire. Double marvy...with knobs. He wrapped his arms around me even tighter and then did a bit more number 6 with a touch of number eight
"I think we should inform our families that you're baking." Baking? What on baby Jesus' green earth is Dave talking about, I said
"Dave what on Jesus' green earth are you talking about?"
"Well Kittycat, you've got a bun in the oven!" The he start laughing, like a err laughing thing. "Seriously Georgia I even surprise myself with my funniness."
"You're mad Dave."
"You're the mad one."
"You're mad." Hmmmm I can see where this is going.
"You're mad"
"You're..." Tickly bears. "Dave stop it, Aagh!" He leant over me and started snogging me again.
One hour later
Standing outside my Mutti and Vatti's house. Me and Dave are psyching ourselves up to go and see our rents, mine first then his.
"Okay, we will just go in and be very polite and nicey and tell them then run." Dave said. How immature is that? Well I don't care if it's not full of maturiosity I think it's a good idea.
"Right, lets go in." I took a deep breathe and knocked on the door. Libby opened it wearing some sort of toga, you would think she would have grown out of dressing up, she is ten now.
"Dave, hi!" Libby said, she always loved Dave, infact now I think she fancies him, I mean who wouldn't? He is very nice looking. Then Libby looked over at me. "Oh hi Georgia." Well that's a lovely way to greet your sister isn't it?
"Bob! Get off." Oh Giddy God, I can hear the parent porn, I raised mY eyebrows and she pulled an extremely weird face. I held Dave's hand and pulled him into the lounge, we sat on the sofa next to each other and Libby sat on the floor in front of us.
"Don't think you can just snog in front of me, I have enough of that with Mum and Dad." She said. Dave just laughed and said
"You lobe it!"She just pulled another stupid face and went to get mutti and Vatti. Okay this is it, time to tell them, deep breathes Georgia deep breathes.
"We've got enough time to run away Kittycat." Dave whispered in my ear, then Mutti came breasting in, her nunga's flying everywhere.
"Georgie! Hello Darling!" She pulled me into a hug, honestly does she want to suffocate me with her nunga's? "Oh hey Dave! Whats up?"
Oh God she is trying to be cool in front of Dave now. Save me Lord Jesus!
"Hi Mrs Nicolson, me and Georgia wanted talk to you, and you Mr Nicolson."
"Right well sit down David, Connie, and Libby." Then Dad actually got a cigar out. El minestrone returns!
"Right well, as you know I've been going out with Georgia for a month now and... and." He stopped and then coughed. Then he whispered in my ear. "I don't think I can tell them."
Right well I will do it, because I am a mature women.
"Mum, Dad. I'm, I mean we...me and Dave are having a...a"
"What a baby?" Vatti said then laughed like a loon for ages.
"Ugh well yes Mr Nicolson" Dave said. Vatti stopped laughing and went really, really red.
"What?" He said
"I'm pregnant Dad."
Half an hour later
I think Dad has calmed down a little bit now. He is having a man to man chat with Dave. And I'm sat in the Kitchen with mum.
"So are you excited about it Georgia?" She said
"Umm well I'm a bit nervy really. But I reckon it will be fun to dress it up and stuff."
"It's not a toy Georgia. It's a hard job raising a child well. It took me a long time to master it." Yeah right, I don't think Mutti ever mastered it, I mean look at Libby.
"Yes okay mum."
"I'm going to be a grandma then. I'm not really old enough."
"I think you are mum, maybe you should start dressing a bit more grandmotherish. It's the right thing to do."
"Georgia I am in the prime of life. Anyway my fashion sense is very sophisticated."
"Yes, for a prostitute."
Rubbish ending in know,but that chapter wasn't really going anywhere. R&R please :D X
P.s Dave's family next.
