TO FLOWERSTAR: Please know that I can't get to ALL of your requests in one chapter. You'll have to be patient. But I'll still definitely put those in but the reason why I didn't them in EXACTLY how you posted it is because...well...it would look incredibly lazy of me to just copy and paste what you wrote and put it in there. So the reason why I didn't do that last chapter was because I was confused whether you wanted me to ACTUALLY copy/paste your requests and put them in here or to do something similar to that.

Also, last chapter, Bowser was suppose to call Birdo, "Mrs. Everyone's confused about my gender" but for some reason, it didn't show up.


King Toadstool - Princess Toadstool Peach: Oh sweetie! I didn't know you had a facebook! How convenient! You should really add me.

-Mario Mario: Peach...is this your DAD?

-Rosalina Star: Woah! Your dad looks old! ...And he's a Toad! What?

-Princess Toadstool Peach: O.O DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON HERE? I THOUGHT YOU WERE AGAINST SOCIAL MEDIA SITES!

-King Toadstool: This is true. I did say that. But you know what? I decided to give it a shot, and I'm already liking it! I feel 20 years younger!

-Tiny Kong: How in the world does interacting on a website make you feel 20 years younger? 0_0

-King Toadstool: Don't think too much into it, monkey girl. You will never understand the logic of old people.

-Tiny Kong: Did you just call me MONKEY GIRL?

-Wario Wario: So what your dad is saying, Peach, is that us young people are incapable of understanding this weird ass logic older people have? WTF? How does that make ANY sense?

-Princess Toadstool Peach: ...It's extremely complicated.

-King Toadstool: You mind your manners, young man! I'm appalled that you're even friends with my peachie-poo!

-Waluigi Wario: PEACHIE-POO? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

-Toadette Toadina-Joanie Toad: Well that isn't disturbing at all.

-Princess Toadstool Peach: Dad, please. Get off of facebook. You don't know how this place works. You'll only get trouble!

-King Toadstool: Nonsense! I am quickly adapting to this environment! Why do you underestimate me so, my precious Peachie?

-Princess Toadstool Peach: Dad, we can PLEASE just talk by private message? You're embarassing me!

-King Toadstool: Oh come off it, Peach. You're not a teenager anymore. You should accept that your dad wants to try out new things before I leave this world and go on to The Overthere.

-Luvbi Nimbi: Ugh. I wouldn't want you in The Overthere even if you were SUPPOSE to go there!

-King Toadstool: Excuse me, Missy! Where are your manners at? Do you kiss your parents with that type of language? I dare say, you better watch what you say or else the one in the heavens will strike down lightning upon you!

-Luvbi Nimbi: What are you, a witch? You can't scare me! Go play at the Senior Citizen Center, old man!

-King Toadstool: EXCUSE ME! 71 IS NOT THAT OLD! I oughta throw you in a pool full of Nibbles! That would definitely teach you something!

-Luvbi Nimbi: Why? I could just easily fly out! Don't be stupid!

-Princess Toadstool Peach: ENOUGH! THE BOTH OF YOU! Dad, PLEASE, if you wanna talk, then do it by MESSAGING ME, not posting on my wall!

-King Toadstool: Fine then. But I expect an apology from Miss Luvbi though.

-Luvbi Nimbi: Well you ain't getting it, sucka! I wouldn't be surprised if you had Alzheimers!

-King Toadstool: Well I may have Alzheimers, but at least I don't have Alzheimers!

-Luigi Mario: What?

-Luvbi Nimbi: What?

-Professor E. Gadd: WHAT?

-Hooktail Dragon: WTF?

-Princess Toadstool Peach: *bangs head repeatedly against desk over 9000 times*


Koopa Troopa: OMG! Everyone, go to youtube! Type in 'Mewtwo' and click the second link! There's a hidden camera in the room where he gets to be tortured by a thousand Charmy Bees!

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-Larry Koopa: YES! I'VE BEEN WAITING TO SEE THIS ALL DAY!

-Toad Suzuki: I've got the popcorn ready, so let's hope I don't spit it out by laughing too much!

-Bombette Booma: ! OMG THAT WAS WAY TOO FUNNY! I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER RIGHT HERE!

-Toadette Toadina-Joanie Toad: LMFAO! I love how Mewtwo acts like he's gonna die. XD

-Goombario Goomba: OMG did anyone else catch the part where Mewtwo yelled "THERE BETTER NOT BE A CAMERA IN HERE!"? XD

-Watt Bulb: I heard it too. He is gonna be in for a surprise when he comes back on to Facebook.

-Dixie Kong: Even though it is funny, I kinda feel sorry for him. Being tortured by a ton of Charmy Bees' annoying you is probably the worst punishment mankind has came up with.

-Piranha Plant: Well at least it makes for good entertainment, LOL.

-Toad Suzuki: OMG! I LITERALLY JUST SPIT OUT MY POPCORN AT THE PART WHERE MEWTWO TRIED TO ESCAPE BUT THE CHARMY'S DRAGGED HIM AWAY! X-D

-Goombella Goomba: Holy crap! He's got bruises all over him at the end of the video! Better check in to a hospital!

-Paper Yoshi: Man, they were literally dragging him around and yelling into his face during the entire video. This is so sick...BUT SO GOOD!

-Miss Wigglytuff: igeos-eun yeoggyeoun ibnida!

-Piranha Plant: ^STFU AND GTFO.

-Miss Wigglytuff: DANGSIN-EUN NALEUL JOGAG EUL WONHASIBNIKKA?


Diddy Kong: The battle between Bowser and Birdo is beginning right now!

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-Spyro The Dragon: I know, I'm here at the junkyard witnessing it! This is so exciting!

-Toad Suzuki: Currently walking my way there right now. I would've gotten there earlier but that Mewtwo video had me rolling on the floor laughing for 11.7 minutes.

-Jojora Icadora: Bowser is so gonna win this. I have no idea what Birdo was thinking when she challenged him.

-Bowser Jr.: BOWSER IS SO GONNA PWN BIRDO! AND THEN HE'LL THROW UP ON HER, AND FART IN HER MOUTH! THEN HE'S GONNA THROW BIRDO INTO OUTER SPACE LIKE HOW TEAM ROCKET GETS THROWN INTO OUTER SPACE WHENEVER THEIR PLANS GO WRONG! WOOOOOOOOOOO!

-Midna Midona: ^How very descriptive of you.

-Parakarry Kalamari: Um...okay then...

-Clawdia Koopa: You better win this Bowser, or else you're sleeping on the couch!


Flurrie Winds: An hour has passed by, and the police are STILL out there! Okay, they are so asking to get killed by my magnificed sub-machine gun!

-Fire Bro: Can you just give yourself up already? You know this will end sooner or later so you might as well get it overwith.

-Flurrie Winds: HELL TO THE NO! I WANT TO SHOW ALL YOU HATERS THAT I'M NOT SOME USELESS, SUPERFICIAL, SLUTTY SPIRIT AND THAT I CAN FIGHT FOR MYSELF! IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, THEN YOU'RE GONNA GO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!

-Spiny shell: You know what? I am so done with this. You're just looking for attention now. You belong in a mental asylum.

-Flurrie Winds: Oh really? Why don't you come over to my house and say that to me? You know, since you think you're such a tough guy and all.

-Rosalina Star: Flurrie...you are just hopeless. You truly are. Turn yourself in this instant. This has gone on long enough.

-Flurrie Winds: HEY! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU BUG EYED, FLAT CHESTED, BLONDE EXTENSIONS BITCH! I CONTROL MY LIFE!

-Lola Nokie: WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL UP FOR ONCE? ALL YOU DO IS BITCH ABOUT THINGS AND COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE YOUR LIFE IS AND HOW EVERYONE HATES YOU. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE NOT MAKING THIS ANY BETTER BY DOING THE CRAP THAT YOU'RE DOING! SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP, TURN YOURSELF IN AND GET IT OVERWITH!

-Iggy Koopa: THANK YOU! YOU DESERVE A MILLION COINS FOR THAT COMMENT!

-Doopliss Doppler: Finally someone has said it. Now that idiot might take a hint and either turn herself in or drown herself in Soda Lake.

-Sir Toadsworth: I dare say, this is quite the splendid drama I'm enjoying right now.


King Mewtwo: ...I just got back from my 'dare' that I had to do...I will never be able to sleep again...

-Fly Guy: I hope you realize that there was a hidden camera in there and the video has been uploaded to Youtube.

-King Mewtwo: WH-WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY LIFE IS OVER!

-Blooper Gooper: If it makes you feel any better, the whole world was laughing at you, not with you.

-King Mewtwo: HOW IN THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MAKE FEEL BETTER YOU JACKASS?

-Blooper Gooper: It wasn't, I just wanted to sound like a bastard. :-)

-Kooper Koopa: I would highly suggest hiding out for a while, Mewtwo. You're kind of becoming the laughing stock of the internet now...

-King Mewtwo: Fantastic. Fan. Freaking. Tastic. Excuse me while I go flush my head down the toilet.

-Lucario Ruka: Pffft, you're such a wuss Mewtwo. Now you know why I replaced you in Brawl.

-King Mewtwo: SCREW THE HELL OFF LUCARIO! OR DO YOU WANT ME TO THROW A 10000000000000000 TON ROCK AT YOUR FACE?

-Lucario Ruka: Now, why couldn't you have done that at the match between you and Bowser?

-King Mewtwo: Because...I got caught off guard! If that never happened, I would have obliterated him!

-Lucario Ruka: But you're suppose to be the most evil and powerful being in the universe! Surely someone that evil and powerful can't be distracted so easily, right?

King Mewtwo has now blocked Lucario Ruka.

-Miss Mowz: If you need someone to talk to, Mewtwo, I'll be right for you.

-King Mewtwo: No thanks. I would rather drink a gallon of syrup.

-Miss Mowz: FINE! FORGET YOU! YOU LOOK LIKE A HYBRID BETWEEN WENDY KOOPA AND WALUIGI ANYWAYS!

Miss Mowz has now blocked King Mewtwo.


Wario Wario: ARE YOU FOR REAL RIGHT NOW? BIRDO WON THE FIGHT!

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-Princess Daisy: WHAT? HOW? SHOW ME PROOF GODDAMNIT!

-Yoshi Pucha: Oh thank the stars!

-Toadette Toadina-Joanie Toad: Willing to bet it was anti-climatic.

-Wario Wario: It WAS actually anti-climatic. What happened was, Bowser tripped over on himself (Oh the irony!) and Birdo grabbed Bowser's tail, swung him around in circles a few times and threw him out of the junkyard and he landed on an ice cream truck!

-Hammer Bro: Okay, now that's just some illogical stuff right there. Bowser weighs like 1000 pounds and yet he can get tossed away by a puny dinosaur like Birdo? HOW DOES THAT WORK?

-Toad Suzuki: Well, Mario DID easily throw Bowser to those bombs by his tail back in Super Mario 64...

-Goombella Goomba: You're not suppose to question illogical stuff in this world anyways unless it's a paradox.

-Bowser Jr.: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WANTED BOWSER TO WIN AND TEAR BIRDO TO PIECES! WAAAAAAHHHHH! NOW I'M GONNA GO CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP AND SLIT MY WRISTS!

-Princess Daisy: Congratulations.

-Lakitu Cloudie: You guys should check out MY video of the fight! It's in Ultra HD and has high quality sound too thanks to my shiny, sleaky, silvery, expensive new HD Camera that came with a free memory card!

-Wario Wario: I swear to god, you post something like that one more time I am gonna report your ass.


Birdo Odrib: That's right people, I won. I told that loser not to mess with me.

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-Yoshi Pucha: YES! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT BIRDO! YOU ARE AMAZING!

-Birdo Odrib: Thanks hon. I'll give ya a big smooch when I get home.

-Toadette Toadina-Joanie: You go Birdo! I'll be honest, I thought you were gonna get destroyed out there, but holy cow! You proved me wrong!

-Mario Mario: I'm really proud of you. That took guts. Real guts. I guess you showed him who's the HBIC, huh?

-Birdo Odrib: Thanks Mario! And yeah, he will definitely regret ever saying something like THAT ever again to me.

-Dixie Kong: ...HBIC? What the heck is that?

-Princess Daisy: Head Bitch In Charge.

-Dixie Kong: Ahhh. Female empowerment I see.

-Princess Toadstool Peach: It was a huge risk, but I'm glad you're alright. I was actually so stressed over it that I drank 5 glasses of Mushroom Milk which is soooooo unlike me!

-Wendy Koopa: You act like drinking 5 glasses of Mushroom Milk is gonna poison you.

-Goomba Goomba: Hey Birdo, Professor E. Gadd told some people on here that he gave you a sex change to make you a girl. Is that true?

-Toadette Toadina-Joanie Toad: O_O

-Rosalina Star: Oh my stars!

-Luigi Mario: ...Umm...yeah...I'm just gonna head on over to Newgrounds and pretend I didn't see that.

-Yoshi Pucha: What the? Don't be ridiculous! That's just a stupid rumor!

-Birdo Odrib: THE PROFESSOR TOLD YOU THAT? HE WASN'T SUPPOSE TO TELL ANYBODY! THAT JERK!

-Diddy Kong: Wait a second...so you're saying it's true?

-Wario Wario: Is it bad that I find all this incredibly funny?

-Shy Guy: Not really surprised, to be honest.

-Boomerang Bro: Same here, dude.

-Yoshi Pucha: Birdo...is this true? Did you really get a sex change?

-Birdo Odrib: ...Yes. Yes I did.

-Goombario Goomba: *SCREENCAPS AND SENDS THIS TO CBA NEWS*

-Toad Suzuki: WHAT THE FUGHFGHFGHFGG

-Rosalina Star: *faints*

-Pennington Penguin: Aha! I knew it! I've suspected this ever since 5 years ago when I first saw Birdo in SMB2! But now, my suspicions are confirmed true! Which is no surprise of course.

-Mario Mario: Well then I'm gonna go...do something non-internet related! BYE!

-Yoshi Pucha: Birdo, you and me are gonna have a long talk when you get home.

-Birdo Odrib: Fine. I understand.

-Fly Guy: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP!


King Bowser Koopa: GRAAAAAAAAAAAGH! HOW COULD I LOSE TO THAT STUPID DINOSAUR? THIS IS UNFAIR! I WAS SUPPOSE TO WIN THAT MATCH!

-Kammy Koopa: Don't worry, my lord! We shall make a plan for revenge while discussing it over strawberry-flavored ice cream!

-Ludwig von Koopa: Believe me dad, me and everyone else thought you were gonna win! It was a major shock when we found out that Birdo won!

-Piranha Plant: What's even worse is that this ended up on CBA News for the whole world to see. Millions of people watching you get defeated by a tiny dinosaur. All laughing. And replaying that moment over and over again. And posting about it on every social media site there is. Including the forums. Yep.

-King Bowser Koopa: Hmph. Whatever. I just wanna go to bed and sleep for the next week. I could use a break from trying to destroy people's lives anyways.

-Clawdia Koopa: AHEM! You are not sleeping this bed, mister!

-King Bowser Koopa: What? Why the hell not?

-Clawdia Koopa: Because you got beaten by a 5 foot dinosaur! DO YOU KNOW HOW EMBARASSING AND PATHETIC THAT IS? I don't even wanna SEE your face for the next 96 hours! You're sleeping on the couch!

-King Bowser Koopa: FINE! You hog all the blankets anyways!

-Koopa Paratroopa: One of the reasons why I love Facebook.


Spyro The Dragon: Now that the fight is over, I suppose it's time to head back to my world. Met some fans there as well! But for some reason, a lot of them think I sound a lot like Spongebob Squarepants. Does anybody else think so?

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-Diddy Kong: Yes, you do. Very much so.

-Celebi Mystic: Agreed.

-Spyro The Dragon: Really...? Huh. I never thought my voice was that high-pitched before!

-Celebi Mystic: It was kind of high pitched from Spyro 2 to Enter the Dragonfly, but after that it kind of got deeper.

-Princess Eclaire: That's the one thing I don't like about you, Spyro. Your voice. It reminds me of a little kid. If it were to get deeper somehow, then you would be just as perfect as Luigi Mario.

-Spyro The Dragon: Um...I don't know if I should feel insulted or complimented...

-Goombella Goomba: Don't listen to that Eclair girl. She's one of the new sluts on Facebook. Your voice is fine, Spyro. I don't think it's high pitched.

-Princess Eclair: LOL! You're one to talk, goomba girl. I saw you in The Thousand Year Door. You're nothing but the typical dumb blonde, valley girl who swoons only over either the hot guys or the famous guys. Or both. Whoever casted you in that game should be shot 10 times in a row. :)

-Goombella Goomba: You know, for someone who's suppose to be all elegant and classy because you're a princess, you sure are one rude bitch! No man would EVER want to go out with you!

-Princess Eclair: I wouldn't worry about that, considering I have the looks, the money and the brains. You're obviously lacking 2 of the 3 things I listed.

-Goombella Goomba: LOOKS? MONEY? BRAINS? Don't make me laugh! You sure as hell don't got any brains whatsoever! And you forgot one thing in your list; personality. Add your personality with money and looks and all you get is a bunch of one night stands and guys who are only into you because you're rich or you look hot! (Which you don't by the way)

-Princess Eclair: Oh, come off it Goombella. We all know who's gonna be the more successful one in the future, here. Nobody wants to be with someone who's a drama queen all the time.

-Goombella Goomba: And nobody wants to be with someone who starts crap and talks crap about people! GET OVER YOURSELF!

-Princess Eclair: So you're not denying you're a drama queen then? Well, I guess I won this argument. Bye bye!

-Goombella Goomba: ...

-Spyro The Dragon: *sighs* I swear, these catfights are getting on my last nerve.


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