Title: Coffee & Tea: A Hundred Day Challenge

Series: Axis Powers Hetalia

Pairing: America & England; America & Japan (thanks to Rihanna 8|)

Rating: T (for language)

Genre: Romance, Friendship

Warning: Implied Shounen-Ai, Out of Character Behaviour (slightly?)

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction by a fan for fans. Axis Powers Hetalia rightfully belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya. I don't own the movie 'Battleships' nor do I own or personally know Rihanna.

Author's Note: Because I was honestly thinking of Hetalia while watching 'Battleships' a couple days ago. XD And I'm sorry for not updating yesterday, it was my Grandparent's wedding anniversary. 83 APH 100 Day Challenge was made by kimchi71399.

Day 7: Movies

"Jerk England! Jerk England!"

England groaned, looking up from his papers and at his so-called 'younger brother', Sealand. The fort, England refused to consider him as a nation, was quite a handful most of the time-America had been a better youth that is, until he reached puberty. Sealand hadn't even reached puberty (and hopefully never will) and he was already giving him trouble.

"What is it, Sealand?" England snapped, "You're not supposed to be here!"

"But Mama and Papa were stopping by for a short while." Sealand replied, referring to Finland and Sweden. "I just got a present for, is all."

"Oh, a present?" England rolled his eyes, letting sarcasm coat his voice. "How thoughtful of you."

"Yeah, it's a DVD of this cool American movie." Sealand snickered and placed the DVD box on England's table. "Smell ya later, jerk!"

England looked at the DVD box, ignoring Sealand as the fort ran away back to Sweden and Finland. The DVD box read 'Battleships' and he let out a sigh. Another action packed movie by America, this time on the seas. England shook his head as he laid the box down on his table, away from all his papers. No matter the setting, it was always going to be the same-a hero saves the day, or the world, gets the girl in the end and fame. America really should come up with a new plot line.

xxxxx

It was a late Friday afternoon, he had been sent off from work early and England had to be honest, he hadn't anything planned nor had he anything else to do. It was then that he remembered the movie Sealand had gave him and thinking he had nothing better to do, he placed the DVD in his player. Of course, he let down all the curtains and locked every opening-there was no way he would be caught dead watching one of America's movies!

He settled on his couch, a teacup in hand as the movie played on the flat screen television America insisted he have. He prepared himself for a boring naval movie with no pirates and new fanged technology from the military that shouldn't really be placed in any sort of public movie. Minutes into the movie, England face palmed himself, this was not happening.

"Bloody git." He cursed. How could anyone put aliens in a naval movie? Good Lord. It was just too American that it made England want to puke all over the place but he steeled himself, slightly excited for the sea battle that was to come.

"Oh, sex on the beach. Really original." England rolled his eyes, cheeks flushed and embarrassed, remembering that one time at the beach. "Stupid git!"

"What. The. Feck."

"That is just-"

"John Paul Jones? Can't he be any more egotistic?"

"Oh, that did not just-How dare he do that to Hong Kong!"

"China and Russia are no going to be happy about this."

"I knew it! It was a matter of time before the President appears!"

"I hope North Korea never gets his hands on this movie."

"I hope it's not that fucking alien. Oh, thank God."

"Oh, bloody- Japan."

"Hmm, excellent. Well, he did learn from the best." England smiled to himself smugly as the aliens were destroyed.

Nearing the end of the film, England was pleased with the movie. It wasn't what he had expected, not at all, and he hated it if not for the fighting. It wasn't as good as his own experiences but good enough to make him feel nostalgic. The movie was extremely cheesy and-

'Oh, you two make a good couple!'

England's large brow rose high as he grabbed the remote and rewound that part where Rihanna was taking a picture of that American lead and that Japanese captain.

'Oh, you two make a good couple!'

"Bloody hell!" England fumed, throwing the remote at the screen. "Fine, be that way! I will not get riled up over this! If you want to show to the world your bloody feelings that way, then so be it! Stupid America! How dare you cheat on me!"

xxxxx

"IGGY!" America called, running towards the island nation, ready to attack him in a bear hug.

"Don't touch me." England glared at the blue-eyed nation, effectively freezing said nation in place.

"B-But-" America cried as England went ahead without another word or look at him. "E-England? E-England? Whatever it is, I'm sorry! ENGLAND!"

"Mon dieu, I wonder what 'appened zis time." France shook his head, looking at the scene before him from the back.

"Shimatta, my pran has faired." Japan gasped beside the taller European nation. He quickly reached for the sword concealed in his coat and unsheathed it, "I must commit sepukku."

France shrieked and pulled the sword from Japan, "Japon! I sought Allemagne pro'ibited you from bringing swords to meetings!"

The End

Author's Note: Thank you for reading! And I totally *did* shriek in the movie house/theater/cinema when Rihanna said that infamous line of hers. I don't support a romantic US & Japan pairing. I only think they are friends! 83 USUK/UKUS FTW!

Translations:

Mon Dieu – My God

Shimatta – Dammit/I messed up/Shit

Sepukku – Honourable suicide

Japon – Japan

Allemagne – Germany

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