RPOV
We all arrived at our little "private session" with Dr. Neil. I still couldn't believe that we were actually having a private session for Emmett and I with our entire family. They were all looking forward to it just as much as Emmett and I, yet for two different reasons. They were looking forward to embarrassing us; little did they know that Emmett and I had a little something in store for them. By the end of the session, I think that Dr. Neil will definitely be on our side. It'll be a whole new light.
I walked in with Emmett with the rest of our family in front of us and Bella. Bella looked a little uncomfortable. Alice was all cheery. Too bad she wouldn't know what hit her until Emmett and I were ready. We had both been very careful with our thoughts around Edward so he wasn't suspicious.
"This is going to be so hilarious!" Emmett whispered in my ear. And he was right of course it was going to be hilarious, at there expense that is.
We all sat down in the chairs that were in a circular shape so that we could all see each other. Dr. Neil sat down and he smiled.
"I'm really glad and happy that you are all here, this is going to be a great session that will really help Rosalie and Emmett move forward to have a more healthy physical relationship." He said with a smile. Oh god, he's such an idiot. I'm sure he's just ecstatic with us all being here.
"Well firstly I would like to say that Rosalie and Emmett seem to have gotten a lot better. I would like to go around to each of you guys and I would you all to say why or how Emmett and Rosalie's relationship really affects you." Then he turned to Carlisle first.
"It just makes the whole house pretty uncomfortable and I'm constantly getting phone calls from my other children complaining about the two of them" Carlisle said. It was Esme's turn next. She gave me a small smile obviously about to say something that will probably embarrass us or give Dr. Neil another reason to examine us more closely.
"There physical relationship really affects the house… which then affects me. I'm tired of having to buy new furniture, or walls for that matter." She said the last party under her breath so that Dr. Neil didn't hear her.
"I see. So you are saying that they get very physical and tend to damage things in your home during their love making Mrs. Cullen?"
"Yes"
"Okay thank you. Now about you Jasper?"
"Well I would say that their emotions" He said and gave a look at me and Emmett before he continued "they really affect me in a not.. so good way. There's so much lust and like their sex noises just oozes out of the walls it's disgusting."
"Emotions huh? Could you explain that?" Dr. Neil asked with a really confused look on his face. If he only knew what Jasper met, I think he would have him locked up in a padded room. Or man if he knew about Alice, they would like burn her on a cross. This guy really has not idea what my family is capable of.
"Well no… thank you though" Jasper said. Serves him right to be put on the spot like that, after all it is his fault for bringing that up.
"Err, okay then... Alice do you have any thoughts or opinions on Rosalie and Emmett's relationship?"
"Yes actually, I find that they really don't care about any of our own comfort. They're loud and aggressive. I see waaaaaaaay too much even when I don't want too" Alice said. Of course she brought up the whole seeing too much, it's her own damn fault that she can see the future not ours.
"Edward?" Dr. Neil said has he turned to Edward. Emmett started grinning, he knew that soon it would be our turn to give the Doc a little demonstration of our siblings love lives.
"I'm tired of them being so inconsiderate. They had sex in my bed! I think they really do need help to control themselves, it's gotten really bad" He said and then he smirked at Emmett and me.
"cough - VIRGIN- cough" Emmett, said. Dr. Neil didn't pick up on what he said and neither did Bella. But everyone else who heard laughed, except for Edward. He growled at Emmett.
"Now, Bella, I know you're not part of this family, but I do know that you are very close with them. What are your thoughts on the matter?" I shot a look at Bella that said if you dare say anything bad, I'll probably kill you. Bella turned bright red and Edward just glared at me, already knowing what I did.
"Um… I think everyone has pretty much covered all the bad. But a good thing is that they are so comfortable around each other and obviously trust each other enough to be so physical without caring as to what we think" I almost smiled at her. Way to go Bella, she pretty much aimed that whole thing toward Edward who look completely shocked that she would say such a thing. "His angel" is not so perfect has he thinks.
"Well thank you Bella, I'm glad that you seem to see the good side of things" Dr. Neil said smiling , Bella just nodded.
"Now Rosalie, Emmett, I know that you guys expressed earlier that you would like to say something in response to what your family and Bella has said here today, right?"
"Hell yes. We would like to demonstrate each of our family's relationships besides our parent, to show that our relationship is probably the healthiest in one way or another. And to show you this Rose and I have put together a dramatic presentation." Emmett said grinning from ear to ear.
"Are you kidding me! Do not allow him to do this!" Edward shouted. Oh he knew what was coming for him.
"Healthy? My ass" Jasper said.
"Now, now they sat through and listened to your comments, it's only fair if they get there chance to say what they want to say" Dr. Neil said and the way I see it, he just got major points in my book.
Paybacks a bitch, get over it Eddie. I thought as I glared at Edward smirking.
"We've decided that we'll start with Alice and Jasper" Emmett said. He left the room to go get changed into a dress while I put on one of Jaspers t-shirt. Of course I made Emmett the girl, theirs no way I wanted to be "Alice" or "Bella"
When Emmett got back we started our little "skits"
Emmett, came over to me and pouted "Jazz, I can't find my shoes, the mall is closed my life is over! My life sucks waaah wah wah!"
"Alice, even if you were sane I would love you still" I said in Jaspers deep voice.
"I love you Jazz"
"I know I can feel it , it's just so powerful. We can sit here and look into each other eyes and not say anything. Isn't that just how love is?"
"Oh Jasper, you're so silly and I'm just so crazy, loud, and always getting into peoples business, I rock even when I'm bothering everyone!" Emmett said cheerily while jumping up and down like Alice would.
"You sure do honey. But you're not that bad. Like look at me. I'm antisocial, I want to eat Bella, and I'm drowning in emotions, give me your pity!" I loved the look on Jasper's and Alice's face. They were so angry.
Then we stopped because Jasper and Alice were both about a second away from killing us. The rest of the family was laughing at them.
"You see Dr. Neil. Our relationship is healthy on like all levels, except the physical part which is why we're here. But look at Jasper and Alice. He encourages and gives her love when she's pretty much meddling into other peoples business. She's a shop-a-holic, he should be helping her. I'm scared that one day we might be poor because of her" I love Emmett he knew we would never be poor but still good one. "And look at Jasper, he knows he's anti social and just too quiet and he's always complaining about other peoples emotions. He should learn to let people feel what they want to feel, it's just not right" Emmett said.
"You are both so dead" Jasper said under his breath and I just smiled at him.
"Okay now we have one more "skit" for Bella and Edward"
"Oh Edward, you're so overprotective I just can't breathe. You're always dazzling me and making me faint!" Emmett said his a girl voice.
"My angel Bella, I just would die without you! You should have seen me before. I was such a rebel, I was practically emo and suicidal!"
"Edward, I love you so much, and I want you , all of you!"
"Bella honey, I could kill you. I'm just too dangerous. I'm a monster."
"No I don't think you would." And then Emmett, put his arms around my waste like and tried to kiss me.
"Now now, Bella we are not allowed to kiss like that. Please have a time out that's enough for risking you life" I said disapprovingly like Edward would.
"Doc do you see how unhealthy that is! He's practically suffocating her and making her faint. Yet he won't make love to her! They are both virgins and Bella is ready" Emmett said and I saw Bella turn bright red, whereas Edward looked about ready to kill someone. "Eddie is so sexually repressed that I'm afraid that he might cause one of us damage"
Everyone burst out laughing except Bella and Edward.
"Okay that was very … interesting. Thank you Emmett and Rosalie. I'll see you guys tomorrow at our regular scheduled sessions. It was nice having your family along, but I think that I have everything I need from them"
Chapter 7! Sorry it took so long. REVIEWWW PEOPLE REWVIIIIIEWWW
