Author's note:

Sorry it's taken so long for me to update this. I wanted to stay true to the Brittana moments in S2 and just add some more family stuff to it, but I couldn't remember what happened after Sexy. So, since they're replaying these episodes, I'll re-watch them as they air, then update.


By the next morning, Santana had calmed down to the point where she was no longer a sobbing mess. She didn't speak to Brittany or sit next to her in Glee club anymore. Brittany had hurt her feelings. She wasn't about to let it go anytime soon.

Since they received the cease and desist letter from My Chemical Romance, Mr. Shue had decided that they would write original songs to sing at Regionals. This put an idea in Santana's head.

I'll write a song about Sam that will make Britt jealous. Then she'll break up with Artie.

After Glee club, Santana headed to her locker to put some of her books away.

"Hey."

Santana just looked at Brittany while she continued to scroll through the combo to open her locker.

"Can I ask you a question? We used to be really close and I really miss being your friend," Brittany said.

"I'm still waiting for the question," Santana interrupted.

"Did I do something wrong?" Brittany asked.

"I don't know. Did you? All I know is you blew me off to be with Stubbles McCripplepants. It's fine. It's your loss. 'Cuz now I get the chance to write an awesome heterosexual song about Sam that we're going to sing at Regionals." Santana ranted.

"Wait you're still dating Sam? But you told me you were in love with me." Brittany asked confused.

"I honestly don't know what I was thinking," Santana replied as she turned back to her locker. "Britt can you stop staring at me? I can't remember my locker combo."


When she got home, Santana started to work on her song about Sam.

What can I write about? A love song? Forget that. He has a huge mouth. Maybe I can write about that. I'll need some help though…

"Tina? Hi it's Santana. I'm writing a song, but I need some help. Can you help me?" Santana asked Tina over the phone.

"Sure Santana, I'll be right over," she replied.

"Wait, can I come over to your place instead?" she asked, thinking about her parents. She wasn't ready for anyone but Britt to know about her home life.

"Yeah. Is 7 okay?"

"See you then," she said as she ended the call.

Just before she hung up the phone, her moms walked into the kitchen.

"See who when?" Arizona asked. "Was that Brittany?"

"No, that was Tina. I'm going over to her place to work on writing a song for Glee club," she said.

"So what's the song about?" asked Callie.

"My boyfriend, Sam."

"Sam? The guy with the big mouth?" Mark asked as he entered the room. "I thought you loved Brittany."

"But she doesn't want to be with me, so I'm still with Sam and I'm going to write a song about him," she said quickly, hoping her parents wouldn't figure out her intentions.

"Be home by 10," her parents said in response.

They knew what Santana was intending on doing, but they also knew that she had to let her anger and pain out. Singing about it was better than going "all Lima Heights" on Artie like they thought she would.


In Glee club the next day, Santana sang the song that she had written for Sam.

"It's called Trouty Mouth," she said.

Guppy face
Trouty mouth
Is that how people's lips look
Where you come from in the South?

Grouper mouth
Froggy lips
I love sucking on those salamander lips

Wanna put a fish hook
In those lips so cherry red
If you tried hard enough
You could suck a baby's head

Okay, it wasn't a great song, but Santana wasn't about to admit it. It was also slightly offensive to Sam, but she didn't think he would react so negatively to it. She was so busy dealing with Sam's reaction to it that she wasn't able to see Brittany frowning before smiling when Artie turned to say something to her.