SHANGHAI

" So, what are we betting on?" Macau said, clearly annoyed at North Dakota and Wisconsin's childish behavior.

" Let's bet all of our territory," North Dakota suggested. Wisconsin agreed.

" Wait, are you saying that we should bet our sovereignty in one game of Blackjack?" Macau asked. North Dakota nodded and put a paper in the middle of the table. It was a contract agreeing to this game of Blackjack. " I've wanted to use this since I got a printer!"

Wisconsin and North Dakota signed the contract. Macau signed it, too, thinking that her skills could net her some oil and cheeze. North Dakota grabbed the contract and added something. Then, he slipped it into his pocket. Macau took out a deck of cards and started dealing them to the the players.

" Hit me," North Dakota said. Macau gave him a card. " No, HIT ME!" Macau gave him another card. " HIT ME!" Macau gave North Dakota another card. " STOP GIVING ME CARDS AND HIT ME! I GOT 21!" Macau grinned. " You do know that you went over once you said Hit Me once?" " Uh, no."

North Dakota started to slap himself once Wisconsin said " Hit me!" Macau gave him a card. " Well, I bust. Should've gone with that 20..."

Macau had 14, and she showed it. " Well boys, it seems that I have one!" " Uh, you did not win. Idaho did," North Dakota said. Macau looked at Idaho. He had a perfect 21. " Good job Idaho, you own us now!" Macau's mouth was wide open, and she was twitching. She tackled North Dakota.

" HE DIDN'T SIGN THE CONTRACT! THIS CAN'T HAPPEN!"

" Well, I added his name to it, see?" North Dakota brought out the contract and pointed to the added signature. Macau tried to rip it, but North Dakota pulled it back. " Macau, why are you so angry? We will live together, have tons of great stories, and we can farm, and we can dance around campfires..." As North Dakota continued talking, Macau was twitching. She stepped towards Idaho, grabbed him, and squished him.

Wisconsin smiled as she murdered Idaho. " Silly Macau, Idaho can't die! He'll appear in Potato Land, with a population of 12! Now, we have to go on an amazing journey that will bring us closer together!" Macau was filled with rage. " I WAS SENT HERE TO GATHER COUNTRIES AND STATES TO STOP THE NAZIS AND LUXEMBOURG FROM CONQUERING THE WORLD, NOT LOSE BLACKJACK TO A POTATO AND GO ON A MAGICAL ADVENTURE TO SAVE IT!"

" Well, too bad! You aren't even a country anymore, your a county! Idaho didn't like your attitude towards him, so he downgraded you from one of the 4 major territories of Idaho to being a county! Side effects of being a county are sudden de-aging, a loss of power, and being extremely irrelevant," North Dakota said in a calm voice. Macau tried to punch North Dakota, but he couldn't even feel it. She went from looking around 25 to around 4, and she was not wearing scanty clothing, but a small dress.

" Your so cute! Now, time to go on an adventure," Wisconsin said, picking up Macau. She tried to resist, but it was futile as North Dakota and Wisconsin raced to get on a boat to San Fransisco.

YUROP

Meanwhile, in Yurop, an entirely unrelated place that will not be involved in the main plot at all, a few small, dead, non-existent countries were arguing.

" Really, Nurbenbrandennurenurmtak? You think your wine is the best? Well, as a proud citizen of Shlebufflebiber, I have to say, Dutchess Schleiss the 5th really knew how to farm grapes and make messy borders!"

" Wow, Shelebufflebiber, I thought you would stop saying that your empire was better than mine! I had a whole 5 disconected square feet and 2 grape plants, while you have 6 whole disconected square feet and only 1 grape plant!"

" Nurbenbrandennurenurmtak, how are you so uneducated? I own a square inch of land in the middle of Sardinia!"

" Shelebuffliebiber, that was your donation to the church! I donated 3 square inches of Alpine peaks to the church, while you only donated that square inch and that suicidal peasent!"

Then, another country walked up.

" People, the glorious nation of Lhlfedkhegpafsdhvahpfdsuihvjpfdangjivrehfbujngkbvbihfsk has mastered the technology of the Spear! Cower in fear of this new weapon that is much better than the average piece of flint!"

Then, their bickering continued. This is sadder than a Jersey Shore marathon. Let's move on.

REEDUCATION CLASSES

" I don't understand why we didn't succeed, Luxembourg! It was right in our grasp!" Nazi Germany was pacing around the bland room. Luxembourg was sitting on a desk. " Well, look at the bright side!" Luxembourg paused for a moment. " Wait, there is no bright side."

Nazi Germany continued pacing. " Did you get that formula to make a new country?" " Why, I did!" Luxembourg fished around in his pocket and pulled out a small tube of liquid. " YES! Luxembourg, with this, we can form the Soviet Union again to beat America!"

" I'll make him right now!" Luxembourg poured the formula on the ground. " Make the SAVIET ONION! Wait, no, the SOVIET UNION!" The formula started to form something. After 5 minutes of intense watching, the Saviet Onion was born. It was a red onion. Nazi Germany sat down and started to bang his head on the desk. " YOU IDIOT!" " What, it's still so powerful!" " IT'S AN ONION! This would only be useful if our opponent was another vegetable, like a potato!"

Luxembourg pouted. " Hey, you're hurting his feelings!" He picked up the red onion and put it in his pocket. Nazi Germany grabbed Luxembourg by his ear and dragged him out of the building.

BEIJING

Trenton was alone. He had never been alone, because he always tagged along with New Jersey. It seemed like China forgot about him. He waited in that one spot for a couple of hours, expecting New Jersey to come back. He didn't. Trenton, filled with depressed moos, headed out into the streets. Then, he saw someone he knew: Detroit. " Eh, you is that cow I saw with that Jersey boy!" Trenton liked Detroit, unlike everyone else, because he was like an upgraded New Jersey. He went up to Detroit.

" Hey, want to make some vines?" Trenton, thinking that New Jersey abandoned him, mooed in excitement. They went around, pranking people and planking on every surface possible. They even planked on top of a Chinese guard. They got arrested, and thrown in jail, but Trenton and Detroit even had fun on death row. They broke out a couple of hours after they were arrested with a very complex plan set up by Trenton: Moo. They mooed at everyone until they were set free.

Trenton filmed a Vine of Detroit asking "What Are Those?" to the Scorpion vendor. Detroit filmed a Vine questioning his existence. Both of them were laughing at the people jumping off of an office building while ISIS tried to take control of it. Both of them laughed at an ISIS member because of his fashion sense, and watched him explode his suicide vest in the middle of a bunch of other terrorists. They were awarded for bravery by preventing at least 50 civilian deaths and killing almost 30 terrorists.

Then, Trenton saw New Jersey. He wasn't planking, or trying to put graffiti on a government building. He wasn't flirting with girls. He wasn't doing anything wrong at all. He, in fact, was actually doing something good. He was with China and Tibet, having a friendly conversation in Chinese with a disabled person. He was helping a disabled person. He wasn't dumping the guy with a wheelchair into a river, he didn't make him pop a wheely: He was having a conversation in Chinese about their lives, and he was helping him cross the street.

Detroit's mouth dropped open. Trenton was horrified. " WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO NEW JERSEY!?"

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