Unexpected Moments
A/N: I cannot believe I thought of this, but you have got to admit it's pretty funny.
I apologize for the lack of updates. I actually have a few drabbles done I just haven't posted them up yet. I'll do it slowly.
Disclaimer: This is merely a fanfic meant for entertainment and none of the characters present belong to me unless I say otherwise
Note: The theme doesn't really need to involve someone getting kicked in the head literally. It could also include just snapping someone out of their wrong mind.
58. Kick in the Head
Characters: Kid, Chrona, Ragnarok, Liz, Patty
Quote: "Some people just need a jump start of some sort."
"This is unbelievable," Kid grumbled to himself as he, his weapons and Chrona walked through the ruins of an old temple. Apparently there were a few Kishin Eggs hiding down below who tricked humans into entering so they could feed. Obviously it was their mission to stop them. Well more like Kid's mission as it was a trial for Chrona to see if she was ready.
"I-Is something wrong?" Chrona asked, looking at the boy worriedly, thinking that he was talking about her.
"This place," Kid's downcast eyes were blackened by his bangs, "This place is so unbelievably asymmetrical…" Chrona cocked her head at this statement.
"K-Kid don't be an idiot," Liz cried, holding Patty's shoulders tightly as she hid behind her, "Th-there is no reason to go all crazy just because of asymmetry."
"Are you mad, woman? Can you not see how filthy and unorganized this entire temple is!" Kid loudly stated in an annoyed tone, his frown deepening. "Uh-" Chrona took just one step back away from Kid, afraid that he might start yelling.
"Oh stop all that freaking screaming, stripe boy!" Ragnarok burst out of Chrona's back and placed himself on her head like always. "When the hell are we going to eat anyway?"
"Ragnarok," Chrona softly mumbled, hoping to quell her weapon before he irritated Kid more. The young shinigami was already sweating from the stress over how messy the ruins were.
"Hey!" Patty suddenly yelled, causing a surprised Chrona to look at her while Liz yelped in fear. The young Thompson pointed to the end of the hall, "I see it! I see the Kishin Egg-dude!"
"Do-don't do that Patty!" Liz cried, covering her face with her hands.
"I really do see it!"
"Sh-she's right," Chrona stuttered, following Patty to the end of the hall where one could see the silhouette of the monster they were after. The thing perked up at the sound of their voices and made a run at the turn.
"Quick, before it gets away and warns the rest of them!" Kid ordered as he summoned Beelzebub and took his stance on the board. Liz and Patty quickly followed their meister and transformed into guns.
"Chrona, do you think you can keep up with me on Beelzebub?" Kid looked at her with concern. The swordmeister had her palm open so that Ragnarok could take on his blade form. "I think I can deal with it," She mumbled.
"If you're sure," Kid gave her a small smile, "I'll keep at a steady pace. Now let's go." With a kick off the ground, Kid was now speeding after the monster with Chrona running behind him. "He's not the far; if we keep this up we should be able to get him!" Liz informed the two meisters.
"Right…" Kid answered, trying his best to ignore all the broken statues and pillars that were passing them by as they sped through the halls. "Hey Chrona are you doing okay back there?" Patty asked in her usual playful tone. "Y-yes-" Was her response, though she sounded short of breath.
"There he is, at the turn!" Patty shouted as the neared the end of the long hallway. As quickly as they could, the two meisters followed suit and made a right, leaving the hall and entering a large room, only to come across a rather unpleasant surprise. A makeshift bomb was thrown their way, causing an explosion that pushed Kid off the board and for his body to be thrown right at Chrona.
The two tumbled, before landing near each other on the ground with a loud thud. "K-Kid!" Chrona called out. "What the freaking hell was that!" Ragnarok yelled. "Just a bomb to throw us off," Liz let out a sigh of relief that the two were okay.
"I don't like bombs…" Chrona mumbled, slowly standing up.
"Come on, let's go," Liz ordered, only to not hear anything from her meister "…Kid?"
"…." The young shinigami was still on the ground, but on his knees. He had a stern look in his eye but his lips were quivering.
"K-Kid?" Chrona stared down frightened and curious at the same time. "Ho-hold on, just give me a minute to put this all together." He sounded like he was going to throw up.
"What are you talking about!" Liz angrily asked. "Sis, take a look around," Patty said, sounding more worried than she usually did. Chrona took the young girl's advice and looked around the room they were in.
It was a room that was covered in ruin. All the statues and pillars that decorated it were broken apart, with several pieces scattered around. Several of bricks that were used to build the walls, floors, and ceilings were broken out of place and dispersed. It was just messy and out of place all over.
It was an O.C.D person's nightmare.
"Oh….crap…" Liz mumbled. "Wha-what's wrong? It's just a room; even I can deal with that…" Chrona continued to stare down at Kid who was still on his knees. "D-don't you see it? How unorganized this place is?" Kid's eyes shot back and forth, analyzing every aspect of every broken piece.
"It's like back then when we were after the Kishin!" Patty cried, waving her arms around, "He's going to go mad!"
"Ma-mad?" Chrona stuttered. Kid was now sweating as he continued to look around frantically. "Okay," Kid slowly got back on his feet, causing Chrona to look at him with more curiosity, "I-I think I got it."
He was silent for a moment, making Chrona think that everything was okay now, only for him to prove her wrong in a sudden outburst.
"That piece over there was once a part of that pillar over there. And that hand right there was once a part of that statue at the end of the hall. And those pillars used to be right next to each other. That's it, it all fits perfectly!" Kid was yelling and waving his arms around as he pointed out what belonged where.
Chrona let out a small squeak as she took a step back, "Wha-what's wrong with him?"
"He's more messed up than you!" Ragnarok laughed to himself.
"I-I don't know how to deal with this!"
Suddenly Kid stopped yelling and now had a frozen expression of fear on his face. "Kid, snap out of it, this is no time to criticize!" Liz yelled. "It's not working!" Patty whined.
It was just getting worse too, as Kid started scratching his head, a sign that he was indeed losing it. "He's scratching his head now sis!" Patty cried.
"Where's Black*Star when we need him!" Liz couldn't do anything but freak out right now, "Chrona do something!"
"D-do what!"
"Do something before Kid suffers a mental breakdown! Yell at him, punch him, kick his head- something!"
"He's scratching his head harder sis!"
"Right-Left-Top-Bottom-Middle-"
"I-I don't know how to deal with this at all!" Chrona cried out in agony as she held her head.
"Well I do!" Ragnarok, returning to his pudgy form on Chrona's back.
"Chrona, do me a favor and don't move when I do this," He said slyly, "Hey Three-Stripes, open your eyes and look over here!"
Kid, not stopping with scratching his head, opened his eyes and was about to yell at Ragnarok, but what happened next shut him down.
"Take a look at this!" Ragnarok reached down to grab the edge of Chrona's skirt, and before she could even react, he pulled the whole thing up.
Right in front of Death the Kid, not only were Chrona's rarely seen legs exposed but also her white panties.
The whole group was silent. Chrona's face was becoming redder by the second as she was registering what just happened while the sisters had their mouths gapped open. Their reaction wasn't as exaggerated as Kid's though, whose face was just as red and whose mouth was so gapped his jaw fell to the floor.
"Ahhhh!" Chrona shrieked in embarrassment as she suddenly threw a punch at Ragnarok's head, forcing the weapon to release his hold on the edge of her dress.
Once he released, Chrona pulled her dress back down, holding the fabric tightly in her hands, bringing her legs together as if trying to hide something.
Too bad Kid saw it all already. The very image of Chrona's legs, and her panties, was burned into his memory. Damn his ability to see the details in everything.
"....At least it worked…" Liz let out a nervous laugh. Chrona, who fell to her knees, was still blushing in embarrassment and close to tears. Kid, who finally regained a proper posture, let out a nervous cough and walked over to her.
He offered her his hand, but he refused to look her in the eye. Chrona, who didn't expect him to even come near hear, looked at the hand. Hesitant at first, Chrona gratefully took hold and was pulled back onto her feet.
The two were avoiding eye contact to the best of their ability, hiding their seemingly permanent blush. She found her shoes to be interesting while he was looking at the wall.
"Um- we're still on a mission you two," Liz reminded them. Both simultaneously perked up and said "Oh- that's right", as if the reminder snapped them out of some sort of trance.
"Let us just put this incident behind us," Kid walked past her to retrieve Beelzebub that still lay on the ground. Chrona let out an agreeing sound, though she was still shaken up.
As they continued going through the ruins, Liz threatened Kid not to get caught up in the asymmetry again, but he assured her there was nothing to worry about. He wasn't thinking about the messy place anymore.
The image of Chrona's nice legs and symmetrical panties was enough to keep him occupied the entire mission.
A/N: I'll try and get up the drabbles I've finished. I'm currently working on a long Kid/Chrona one-shot, a Black*Star/Patty one-shot, and two Kid/Chrona lemons, so be looking forward for those.
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