Author's Note: Sorry I haven't updated in a while...just had a lot going on! So I decided to update so you all don't chase me around with pitchforks!!!! I just got back from boot camp so I thought, "Hey, this would be a perfect chance to update!" I have a lot of fresh ideas since every night I was writing ideas down in my song journal! Now on with the story!!!

Reality TV

Ch. 7

"Hey, girls. What are you up to?" Sasori asked as all of the guys came into the kitchen where the girls were hanging out.

"Girl stuff," was the answer that they got so they sat down next to them.

"So....you're saying you're mom's getting a restraining order...on the wrong guy?" Ino said, astonished.

"Yes...I can't believe she'd do this! Who gets a restraining order on a girl's father? It's ridiculous! She needs to get one on her current husband! He's a bastard!" Sakura ranted.

"I like your dad...he's nice. Until you piss him off."

"Ino, only you can piss him off that way. I had never seen him so angry as he was at you when-"

"Sakura! Hush! Not everyone needs to know that!" Ino cut her off.

"Know what?" Deidara asked, very curious.

"Nothing!" Ino quickly said. Deidara looked at her suspiciously but dropped it.

"Sakura, what are you all talking about?" Sasori asked.

"Do you really want to know?"

"Yes."

"My mother hates me."

"Is that an assumption?" Sasori asked.

"Nope, just a fact. Now lets do something else! I don't want to talk about my teenage problems!"

"Sakura, why won't you come with me?" Sasori offered. She looked up at him, eager. She quickly skipped behind him as he led the way to their room. The door was quickly closed behind her and she could feel warm soft lips collide with her own, pushing her up against the door.


"Woot! Go, Sakura-chan!" Tsunade cheered, chugging a glass of sake.

"They've done this for a while, so I doubt there's still a reason to cheer for her," Konan said, bluntly.

"I'm happy that she finally found someone!" Tsunade defended.

"May I ask, what brought on that conversation?" Deidara asked.

"We were bored, so we decided to talk about the stupid things in our life," Ino replied.

"Like what?" Deidara prodded.

"Like...I was grounded...but I came here and since my parents aren't here, I don't have to listen..." Ino stopped when she saw the evil glint in Deidara's eyes. "Yes?"

"You don't have to listen to...? Your parents?" Deidara asked.

"Yes..."

"But what about me?"

Ino glared. She should have known he was up to something.

"Go jack off."

"That's not nice, Ino-chan," Deidara replied.

"Fuck you."

Deidara sighed. "So negative...we can fix that." He dragged Ino away while she was trying to get a full sentence out, not knowing what he was talking about.


"Um....Sasuke-teme? Do you know what he meant by that?" Naruto asked, nervously. Sasuke just 'hn-ed.' "Neji?"

"From what I've collected from his character, I'd say it meant that he was going to turn her negative comment of 'fuck you' into a positive one..." Neji summarized.

"Does that mean...?" Choji tried to say. Neji nodded. Choji gulped but continued to eat his bar-b-Q chips.


"Sasori-kun?"

"Yes, Sakura?"

"I can't find my bra."

"Do you need one?"

"Yes."

-sigh- "I'll help you look..."


"What to do..." Tenten mumbled. "Hey, Hinata-chan! Kurenai-san! Let's play a game!"

"What game?" Hinata asked.

"Truth or dare!"

"No."

"But, Kurenai-san..."

"No."

"Fine. Um...poker?"

"Nope."

"Simon Says?"

"You're getting ridiculous."

"BS?"

"Sure."

"Tenten-san?" Hinata asked.

"Yes, Hinata-chan?"

"What does BS stand for?" Hinata asked. Kurenai and Tenten looked at her like she grew a third head.

"Bullshit, Hinata."

"Oh..."

So on went the game. Tenten dealt the cards all the while explaining how to play with Hinata and off went the game.

"BULLSHIT!" Tenten yelled, hoping to call Kurenai's bluff. They turned over the cards that Kurenai laid down and Tenten let a wild string of curse words out of her mouth as she had to collect all of the cards. Kurenai wasn't bluffing. So now Tenten was in last place and Hinata was winning with only three cards left....let's hope they weren't all...

"I believe I just won..."

"DAMMIT!" Tenten yelled.


Okay! I feel very proud of myself! I finally updated! Now if any of you don't know what BS is or would like to learn the rules so you can play with your friends in the middle of the mall then nearly get kicked out (like we did) then don't hesitate to message me and ask how to play! Thank you for your time!

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