Okay people, I did NOT get ten reviews, but I did get enough votes to break the tie and continue with the story. However, since I didn't get as many reviews as I wanted, this chapter will NOT be five pages long. Also, I NEEEEEEEED reviews for the next chapter. I lied when I said that reviews were my meth, because Twilight is my meth. But, if Twilight is my meth, then reviews are my cocaine/heroin. Not a very good example, though, because I know that you all care so much about me that you wouldn't want me to be in drugs, right? Anyway, on with the story. You'll figure out which Emmett it is.
Main Characters:
Edward: masochisticlion1
Bella: klutzygirrl56
Alice: shopaholicpsychic
Jasper: emojazzy9
Emmett: bigsofty77
Rosalie: blonde&beautiful333
Jacob: hotwolfdude2
Minor Characters:
Esme: islandowner8
Carlisle: hotdoc64
Leah: lonelygirrl4
Sam: alphawolf1
Seth: 123456789
Jessica: xoxogossipgirl
Angela: bensgirl2
Lauren: reginageorge2
Masochisticlion1 has entered the chatroom.
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Bigsofty77 has entered the chatroom.
Bigsofty77: I'm TIRED!!
Masochisticlion1: Emmett, you can't get tired, you're a vampire
Bigsofty77: But I am! And that's what bothers me- I CANT SLEEP!
Klutzygirrl56: try counting sheep
Bigsofty77: I CANT! Sheep scare the crap out of me.
Klutzygirrl56: But, em, ur a big, strong, super-powerful VAMPIRE! What can a sheep do to you?
Klutzygirrl56: Hmm, I always wondered about the word "sheep" I mean, sheep sounds so plural, but yet it' s singular at the same time, like fish, but when a sheep is a baby, one is called a lamb, and many are lambs, so why isn't it sheeps!? Life's questions…
Bigsofty77: Bella? Get back to ME and my sleeping problems. Anyway, sheep scare me so much because when they have all of their wool, their so unnaturally fluffy, it's not right!
Klutzygirrl56: speaking of unnatural…
Masochisticlion1: Hey!
Bigsofty77: and when they DON'T have their wool, they look like naked rats and it's creepy, so that's why counting sheep would not help me fall asleep
Klutzygirrl56: have you tried using a sound machine?
Bigsofty77: NO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Masochisticlion1: are you scared of them too?
Bigsofty77: yes, because they are FRIGHTENING! How do some people call those noises soothing? Usually there are three kinds of sound tracks: ocean, rainforest, or French Riviera. The ocean has big fish that can eat me (and don't pull that "I'm a vampire" shit because it can still eat me!), the rainforest has big snakes that can eat whole buffalos in one bite that could also eat me, and French rivieras have weird French waiters with funny mustaches and accents, who could creep me out to death.
Masochisticlion1: this is NOT about your inability to be eaten because of your supernatural strength, but you CAN'T DIE, so the French thing wouldn't work, although they DO have weird mustaches and accents. Also, they eat snails.
Klutzygirrl56: have you tried wearing tube socks to bed? Oh no, wait, what if they come to life and eat your legs!? (rolls eyes)
Bigsofty77: actually, the idea hadn't come to me until to mentioned it, so now, no socks
Shopaholicpsychic: nice going, Bella
Klutzygirrl56: Alice! I forgot that u were even in here! Y didn't u say anything?
Shopaholicpsychic: I prefer to just watch the convos until an opportunity comes up.
Klutzygirrl56: oh, well, back to em, have you tried drinking?
Bigsofty77: what, like putting myself into a food coma? Ow.
Klutzygirrl56: no. alcochol. It's a depressant, and should depress your system enough to fall asleep. Either that or you'll pass out, but hey, either way
Bigsofty77: but what if…
Klutzygirrl56: no, em, c, if ur drunk, then you won't b scared of anything!
Bigsofty77: okay then, I'll try it
Masochisticlion1: good idea, Bella, but what if his system won't take it?
Shopaholicpsychic: actually, he's going to puke…now
Klutzygirrl56: OH SHITTY FUCK!
Masochisticlion1: u no, ur kind of hot when u get all dirty-mouthed
Klutzygirrl56: really? ;-)
Masochisticlion1 is purring…?
Klutzygirrl56: ed, can we get back to that later, Emmett is important rite now. Em r u ok?
Klutzygirrl56: em?
Shopaholicpsychic: he threw up on his laptop, so it broke. Now he's going to sign on to a different one.
Bigsofty77: I'm back, and still tired but still can't sleep.
Shopaholicpsychic: I could try to hypnotize u.
Bigsofty77: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO SUCKING PIXIE IS GETTING NEAR ME!!#&!!#&!! U HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!! I'M NOT LETTING ALICE ANYWHERE NEAR MY MIND!! SHE IS A CRAZY MIDGET PERSON!! (&!)&(!)!(#)()#+(#6&2!&!(!#&()(!! SHE IS AN EVEIL LITTLE GIRL!!
Klutzzygirrl56: Umm, alice, no offence, but I can understand his aversion to you hypnotizing him
Shopaholicpsychic: hmph!
Shopaholicpsychic has signed off.
Bigsofty77: hmm, being almost scared to death really woke me up! Now I don't have to sleep!
Klutzygirrl56: great, then, Edward, do you want to finish what we were starting while Emmett was puking?
Masochisticlion1: hmm, that sounds like an excellent idea.
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Bigsofty77: shit, now I'm awake and all alone.
Blonde&Beautiful333: hey baby, do u want 2 go and do what Edward and Bella are doing?
Bigsofty77: what r they doing?
Blonde&beautiful333: they're discussing the national debt- what do u THINK they're doing?! They're fucking.
Bigsofty77: oh.
Bigsofty77: nah, I'm too tired from being tired all day.
Blonde&beautiful333: !#((#)#& !! HOW DARE YOU TURN ME DOWN?? when u AREN'T tired, U GET NOTHING! HAVE FUN WITH JACK!
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Bigsofty77: aww, rosie baby, don't b like that. When I jack off, I always hurt myself! Please, rosie!
Shopaholicpsychic has stopped being invisible.
Shopaholicpsychic: don't worry em, she'll give in.
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