SmashGaf Chapter 7

Tonight was the night! The Prom was finally happening after all the talk surrounding it. All of the boys at the school were nervously excited. Today was the day they could finally let their special someone know how they felt.

The men of SmashGaf were all at Oric's house waiting for the limo they ordered to pick them up. Heath, Oric, MrSaturn99, Kyzon, and the new member The Great Gonzales were all crammed into the bathroom. They were all trying to get ready, with neither one of them wanting to wait their turn to use the mirror in the bathroom.

Oric slicked back his hair, then turned to the mirror and frowned. Ever since –Horizon- had rejected him for MrSaturn99, he had let the jealousy build up inside of him. A week ago in the lunchroom he was going to ask –Horizon- to go to prom with him, right in front of MrSaturn99, but then she turned into –Neiteio-, which instantly turned him off from her. Since then, he'd wondered who to ask to prom, and he found the perfect girl. Everyone thought he was going to go stag to this thing, but he would surprise them when they arrived… heheheh….

Kyzon looked over to his left, and saw Oric laughing to himself. "That's kind of weird he thought." But quickly dismissed it and went back to trimming his beard, and putting on makeup. Qq moe had made some slight comments that his green skin was kind of gross, and he was trying to lighten it up. So far he went from a badass green, to a more celery green. He sighed as he kept applying more and more makeup.

MrSaturn99 was an absolute wreck. His hair was crazy like a mad scientists, and his suit looked dirty and was crumpled. His eyes were red and bloodshot because of all the tears he had cried. Many late nights were had looking at a cached webpage of –Horizon-'s former facebook profile. Before all the changes had hit her, and she decided to completely revamp her profile. MrSaturn99 wiped a snot bubble from his nose quickly, then went back to trying to come flatten his suit. He told everyone that he was bringing someone to prom, but in truth, he was going full on stag.

IntelliHeath on the other hand felt the complete opposite of MrSaturn99. He had not 1, but 2 dates to prom. Neiteio and –Neiteio- had both asked him out, and he couldn't be more ecstatic. They both promised him a special surprise after, and he couldn't stop thinking about what it might be. He squeed in delight, then went back to spraying on Axe body spray. The ladies couldn't resist him when he was wearing this.

The Great Gonzales looked at Heath, who seemed to be doing a little dance while looking in the mirror. "Good for him." Thought Gonzales. He was glad that he was finally part of a group of people who weren't constantly getting angry or insulting each other. He had only joined WeekendGaf for Troubled Bat, and now that she was part of SmashGaf, he felt confidant enough to join them to get to her. He had asked her to prom, and she had said yes. They were both attracted to each other, and there really wasn't much more to say about it.

*HONK* *HONK*

"That must be the limo!" said Heath. SmashGaf quickly ran out of the house, and beheld a most magnificent sight. In the driveway was a genuine, real life limo. "It's… it's even better than I thought." Proclaimed Oric, tears streaming down his face. "We've earned this you guys. This is what happens when you eat all your vegetables." Said MrSaturn99.

The kids piled into the limo, pushing and shoving until they all fit inside. The window to the drivers cab slid down, and a mans face looked at the kids. "Hey youse guise, wher'm I takin youse today?" said the man with a thick Brooklyn accent. Heath noticed the name "Kriken" engraved underneath the cab window. "Um, will you take us to this address?" said Heath as he handed Kriken a piece of paper with the girls address on it. "Youse gots it kid" said Kriken as he winked and rolled up the window. The limo moved through the musky night quickly, on it's way to the girls house.

It turns out that Kriken actually didn't know who to read maps, so they got lost for quite a while. By the time they got to the destination, they were already an hour late for prom. The men piled out of the limo and went to stand at the front door of the house. They all got in position, and Oric rung the doorbell.

The door opened, and their jaws dropped. Before them stood goddesses of pure beauty. The delectable odor of various perfumes enveloped the boys every senses, and overpowered them. They couldn't stop looking, even as the girls began to blush and feel a little weird.

Kyzon stepped up first and reached for qq moes hand. Qq shyly took it, then gave Kyzon a big hug. She was wearing a pink flowing dress that stopped a little bit above her knees. As always, everything was very pink. There were lots of ribbons attached to it, and there were even some tied into her hair. Kyzon blushed and escorted her out to the limo. As he helped her in, he flashed a quick smile, and a thumbs up to the rest of SmashGaf.

The Great Gonzales stepped up next, and waited for Batty to teeter over to him. She was wearing a very pretty black dress that kind of fanned out in the back. It also looked like there were wings coming out her back too. Gonzales blushed and said, "you look really beautiful." Batty playfully punched his arm and said, "Shut up." A quick smile flashed on her face as she took Gonzales arm, and had him escort her to the limo.

That just left Heath, MrSaturn99, and OricWindstar left on the porch. Heath strutted forward and both Neiteio, and –Neiteio- gave him a seductive, sexy sultry look. They were both wearing some low cut, provocative dresses, that made the boys faces go a deep shade of crimson. They slowly strode over to Heath, their high heel boots making a distinct clicking sound. They both clung to Heath, and together they walked to the limo.

Oric and MrSaturn99 picked their jaws up off the ground. They both knew that they should have acted when –Horizon- was still herself, and they both felt awful. They stood at the doorstep, the cool wind blowing their hair, as they both pondered all of the mistakes in their life. "Hey, cmon you guys! We gotta get to prom!" yelled The Great Gonzales from the window. They both sighed, and trudged back to the limo. They got in, and the limo continued on it's way to the best night of SmashGaf's life.

Meanwhile…

Beelzebufo, theprodigy, and Anth0ny were on hanging around on top of the school. Since WeekendGaf had been split apart, they didn't really have any direction to go in. Before, they would usually get input from the other 3 members on what they should do next. Beelzebufo would usually shoot them down, but it was always nice to hear other ideas. Theprodigy had suggested throwing water balloons on people from the roof, and even though that was a dumb idea, nobody could come up with anything better.

"What if we fill them with urine?" said Anth0ny. "Dude. Stop trying to one up my ideas!" said theprodigy defensively. "I'm just saying man, it would probably ruin peoples nights a little more than just water." Said Anth0ny. The 2 started arguing while Beelzebufo just rolled his eyes. He missed all the attention he got from Neiteio and Batty.

While the 3 of them were distracted, they didn't notice 2 mysterious personages behind them. "Good evening gentleman. My name is Tripon, and this is my *cough* son, DaBoss." Tripon stroked his gravity defying moustache, while DaBoss stood frowning at the 3 students. "He's new here, and I'd love it if you would take him into your social club and show him the ropes." Said Tripon, smiling wickedly.

"Well, I guess we could do that, old man. Although, hanging out with us ain't cheap, so you'll need to cough up some dough. Theprodigy and Anth0ny snickered a little bit. If they could con this chump into giving them some money, they could make the fun of this night last all night.

"I'm sorry boy, I'm afraid I might have misspoke. DaBoss is going to be running this club from now on. You can either follow him, or run away like the rest of your pathetic group." Spoke Tripon. He was calm and collected, and had no fear that Beelzebufo would cave like the coward he truly was.

"How about no, you big douche." Said Beelzebufo. He had worked hard to get WeekendGaf up and running, and wasn't about to crown a new leader so easily. "Yeah, we won't just betray Beelzebufo like that!" shouted theprodigy. Anth0ny nodded in agreement.

The fabric of reality began to shift, as Tripon tapped into the Smash Force. He didn't know that Beelzebufo and his friends would be that resistant. He quickly rewrote history. He would have to get rid of Beelzebufo entirely. "He could go and join that fool Afoni", he laughed. Tripon knew that he only got one change in the Smash Force, and he knew that this would be the only one he needed to make. He quickly disappeared from the rooftop, leaving DaBoss, theprodigy, and Anth0ny alone up there.

"Hey, DaBoss! Where have you been? We got those urine filled water balloons filled, and are just waiting for your signal!" Said theprodigy. "Sorry, I guess I just lost track of time." Said DaBoss. He looked down from the rooftop and saw Tripon walking away. He gave the all-clear signal to him, and Tripon quickly vanished in the crowd of students going to prom. DaBoss looked toward the street, and noticed a limo pulling up. Out popped the SmashGaf kids. Now was the time.

"Alright, youse kids's behave youself out theres! And remember to always open the doors's for the ladies's! they lovez that kindsa stuff!" said kriken as he pulled the limo away from the group.

"C'mon Kyzon! We gotta get here fast or they'll be all out of picture prints!" said qq moe, while dragging him into the school. "Sorry guys, looks like I'll catch up with you later!" called Kyzon as he vanished into the school with qq. The rest of the group slowly walked towards the school, and stopped right in front of the doors.

"Hey guys, I'd like you to all meet my date." Said Olric. Everyone turned to look at who it was, all expecting the worst. "Hey you guys, omg, it's like so good to finally meet all of Olry's friends!" said a high pitched giggling voice. No… there was no way that Olric got… "It's me! Geminosity, but you can call me Gem for short *giggle*".

Everyone's jaws dropped. They had entirely expected him to be single for the duration of tonight, not be with the most popular gurl in school. Oric had poop-eating grin on his face, which he tried to conceal, but was doing a bad job about it.

The writer took a breather and pulled his face from the computer screen. "Theres no way anyone would believe that could happen. It doesn't even make sense!" He scratched his head. He had sort of written himself into a corner. He wasn't a big fan of what happened with –Horizon- and Neiteio, and there wasn't a way to resolve that without brining in that whole "Smash Force" nonsense.

The Author sighed. He wished he could go back to the simplicity of Chapter 1, when things weren't so complicated. He had a chart of all the characters and their relationships to one another on his wall, and had to constantly look at it so that he didn't write anyone out of character.

Then it hit the writer. Time Travel. That was the answer that he was seeking. This was the way that he could save the story, and everyone in it. He chugged another red bull (which tasted like shame and doubt), and set to work typing in the newfound time travel plot.

SmashGaf just pulled up to the school in the limo. "Alright, youse kids's behave youself out theres! And remember to always open the doors's for the ladies's! they lovez that kindsa stuff!" said kriken as he pulled the limo away from the group. The kids all nodded as they slowly started walking for the school door.

There suddenly appeared a flash of light, followed by a crazy lightning portal that appeared in front of them. Out from it stepped a woman clad in armor, with a sword hanging from her belt. She looked at SmashGaf then made eye contact with –Neiteio-. She quickly leaped to –Neiteio- and snatched her away from IntelliHeath. Before anyone had time to react, the 2 females sunk into another portal of lightning that appeared beneath them. The schoolyard looked on in shock at the events that had just transpired.

"Get your hands off me!" said –Neiteio-. She struggled and flailed, but was unable to break free of the mysterious warriors grip. "Just relax. I'll let you go soon enough." Said the woman.

"Can I at least know your name?" pleaded –Neiteio-

"I'm JawMuncher" replied the woman. "And believe it or not, i'm your daughter from the not so distant future."

"I can't believe it! Me and my husbando Heath have a baby? Omg! That's so awesome!" –Neiteio- gushed, blushing thinking all about Heath.

"Umm, what? Neiteio has a baby with Heath, not you." Said JawMuncher, looking rather confused. "Yeah, exactly. I have a baby with Heath, and that baby is you!"

JawMuncher knew that she grabbed the right girl. The oracle had told her exactly where she would be, and what she looked like. She would just have to bring her to the Oracle and have him decipher her thoughts.

The duo of people eventually exited the time portal they were in, and appeared in what appeared to be the exact same location, albeit it was daytime and there was nobody around.

"Whaa… why are we back at the school?" asked –Neiteio-.

"It may look like the same school, and that's because it is." Replied JawMuncher. "Although we're now 25 years in the future."

Everything looked pretty much the same to –Neiteio-, although a little cleaner. They started walking towards the doors of the school, when they suddenly burst open. A pink haired girl quickly ran through it, looking around in a hurry. She spotted JawMuncher and –Neiteio- and waved at them to hurry.

"Come quick JawMuncher!" shouted the girl. Still heaving around –Neiteio-, JawMuncher briskly jogged to where the girl was standing. "What is it Anura?" asked JawMuncher. "It's the Oracle! He's receiving another prophecy!" JawMuncher's eyes shot wide, and the 2 girls quickly dashed through the school.

They burst open the doors to the old Cafeteria, and found an old, crumpled robe on the ground. On closer inspection, the robe was actually a frail old man. JawMuncher dropped –Neiteio- to the ground, which prompted an "oof". Asura and JawMuncher quickly rushed to the man, which –Neiteio- assumed was the mythical Oracle.

"Oracle! What is it, what do you see?" asked JawMuncher. "Asura, quick, go get some cold water." Asura ran out of the room quickly. "The… The… future. It has changed." Said the Oracle with a quiet, raspy voice. "We must stop it… The future is bleak. JawMuncher, did you bring our only hope of light?"

JawMuncher turned and looked at –Neiteio-, then responded, "Yes, I brought the girl. I don't think she's the right one though. She thinks that she is Neiteio." The Oracle stumbled up from the floor, and stifled over to a fold-up chair. "Come to me –Horizon-. Let me gaze upon you with my own eyes." Said the Oracle. The room was deathly quiet, save for the wheezes of the Oracle. "Go on, get over there." Hissed JawMuncher. "What? I'm not –Horizon- though. I'm Neiteio!" said –Neiteio-, backing away from the room.

"Child, it does not matter what your name is. Come to me and I will show you your true self. Do not be afraid, I am not your enemy" Came the wise words of the Oracle, his face shrouded in mystery.

-Neiteio- stepped forward. Although she was hesitant at first, she knew that this would be the only way she could get back to Heath, her one true love. She blushed thinking about how he would make her feel tonight, on Prom night.

-Neiteio- went before the Oracle, and kneeled at his feet. The Oracles old, wrinkled hands reached forward. –Neiteio- wasn't sure what he wanted her to do. There were no rings to kiss, and she sure as hell wasn't going to hold those gross, wrinkly things.

While she was contemplating hands, and how weird they were, The Oracles hands were slowly descending on to her face. As soon as they made contact, -Neiteo-'s eyes glazed over. "You may have forgotten yourself, but rest assured. The world still remembers you, -Horizon-. SmashGaf will always know you."

Memories flooded back into –Horizon-'s mind. Who she was, her drawings, her inhaler, Oric, and MrSaturn99 flooded back into her mind. Her own thoughts were replacing and removing the foreign thoughts of boots, IntelliHeath, and dogs. –Horizon- was always a cat person, and she finally remembered that.

Her eyes suddenly sparkled to life, as she gasped. She felt like she had just taken her first breath in months. The Oracle retracted his hands, and softly smiled beneath his cloak. "So, -Horizon-, are you ready to know why you are here?" –Horizon- nodded, and quickly said, "Are there other clothes around here? These boots are super uncomfortable, and the breeze from wearing this dress is giving me goosebumps."

The Oracle let out a small laugh, then motioned to Anura. "Anura, help –Horizon- find some clothing. And JawMuncher, go gather up the rest of SmashGaf. There are important matters to discuss." Anura happily grabbed –Horizon- by the wrist, and lead her out of the Cafeteria, and into the SmashGaf armory.

-Horizon- sat on a chair in the giant room. This room used to be the gym, but the new SmashGaf had converted it into a giant armory room. Armor of every shape and size hung on the wall, and next to it was a wall that held every sort of weapon imaginable. Anura squeed and quickly dove into the armor, deciding which one would work best with –Horizon-.

-Horizon- decided to ask some questions about the future, not knowing that that was something you weren't supposed to do when you traveled into the future. "So, JawMuncher is my daughter?" she asked, wanting to know if that was actually true. "Oh Yeah!" said Anura. "She's about 20 years old now, and she said she would do anything to make sure that her parents didn't… well…" Anura got really quiet all of a sudden. –Horizon- knew what she meant though, and felt her stomach flip-flop. If she was really dead in this future, then what had killed her?

"It's ok Anura, I think I understand what you're trying to say." Said –Horizon-. Asura had tears in her eyes, and quickly wiped them away. "Thanks –Horizon-. She said warmly. "I can definitely see why my mom and dad liked you so much." –Horizon- looked surprised. "Oh, right! I forgot to tell you! My dad is Kyzon, and mommy is qq moe!" said Anura. As soon as she said that, -horizon- connected the dots. Anura was wearing a very kawaii outfit for a warrior, and it definitely had plenty of ribbons and bows on it.

And with that, Asura had finally compiled fashionable, yet functional warrior armor for –Horizon-. –Horizon- quickly peeled off the weird, Neiteio clothes she still had on, and had Anura help her assemble the armor around her. It was very light, but also pretty strong and sturdy. Once it was on, -Horizon- looked and felt like a regular warrior from the past. Or at least, she felt like she thought one of those would feel.

"So, do I get a weapon now?" asked –Horizon- rather nervously. She didn't want to hurt anyone, but she was scared that she wouldn't be able to protect herself if she didn't have any sort of weapon. Like a ninja star, or a dull beating stick. She wasn't too picky as long as she could throw it at the person and run away. "JawMuncher has your weapon, so we better go find her!" Asura said while jogging to the door.-Horizon- quickly followed her, and the 2 of them made their way back through the hallway.

*BOOOOOP* *BOOOOOP*

The emergency alarms went off. The sound was very irritating, and made –Horizon- want to break something. Fortunately for her, The hallway in front of them collapsed which stopped the alarm, along with her heart. Only for a brief moment though. Her heart immediately started pumping again, so she wouldn't die.

A frosty frost began to form around the hole in the hallway. Icicles began to grow around them, and a chilling breeze began to blow through the hallway. –Horizon- hadn't felt this cold since the last time she broke Oric's heart. If she ever got back to the past, she had a lot of mistakes to fix.

Suddenly, a giant pale blue head emerged from the hole in the hallway. It's eyes shifted from one girl to the other, and it opened it's massive mouth and let out a *RRRROOOOAAAAAARRRRRR*. –Horizon- backed up, and Asura took a battle stance.

"W-w-w-What is that thing?" asked –Horizon-, timidly hiding behind Asura. The giant T-Rex slowly walked into the hallway, ice forming with every step it took. "There's no time to explain right now, but just know that it's name is Blizzard, and that it's very bad news." Asura charged the monster as –Horizon- hid behind some lockers that were dislodged from the wall. Blizzard made a deafening roar that shattered all the windows to the classrooms, and rattled –Horizon-'s concentration. The monster saw –Horizon- and quickly charged her location. There was no way she would get out of the way in time. –Horizon- said her goodbyes and braced for impact.

*BOOM* CHKTSCHH *BOOM* CHKTSCHH

2 shotgun shots rang out across the hallway. Blizzard was stopped in his tracks, and even propelled backwards as the shells made contact with his frozen, frigid flesh. –Horizon- turned around and saw JawMuncher standing with the Oracle. She looked next to them, and saw a group of people she didn't recognize. One of them was holding a shotgun and aiming at Blizzard.

The person fired another shot at blizzard, prompting part of it's frozen flesh to detach from its face. JawMuncher ran to –Horizon-, and slid next to her. "Mom! Are you alright?" asked JawMuncher. Tears starting to well in her eyes. She didn't want to go through losing her mother again. –Horizon- was doing ok, all things considered, and said "yeah, I'm alright." "We gotta get you out of here, let's go!" JawMuncher and –Horizon- quickly and stealthily ran out of Blizzard's sight, and back behind the group of mysterious people.

"Who are all of these people?" asked –Horizon-

Shotgun guy turned around. "Do you really want to know, little lady? Well, we're SmashGaf 2.0!" He said, while smirking. He fired one last noscope shotgun shot, and this time it hit right into Blizzards eye.