Um, haha. Sorry if I kept people waiting for this!
It's pretty weird though, I gotta' admit.
Caution: Races, VERY close and VERY frozen people
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Yamanaka Ino sighed as the comb went through her long locks. She had to admit, being a actress had it's perks. Even if she was becoming one without her consent.
Her hairstylist grinned, "See, doesn't that felt fucking awesome, seriously?" he yelled happily at her response. Her hairstylist was strange, she'd admit. He kind of had the resemblance of Suigetsu. Short chopped white hair and lavender eyes. And the way they talked.
"I try to tell Kazuku the magic of hairstyling, but all he does is bitch!" he continued.
"Hidan, shut up." Said the person her hairstylist was talking about as he was sewing an outfit that would fit her perfectly.
"Fuck you, seriously." Hidan replied childishly before going back to her hair.
"Stop cursing around the girl, un!" one of the makeup artist said.
"Oh, got to hell. You're just trying to protect your twin!" he yelled laughingly at the fact him and Ino look the same with their long blonde hair styled the same way and their blue eyes. They were like twins.
"Shut up, un!"
"Will you all, be quiet!" one of the actor said stubbornly.
"Sorry, Sasori." The blonde male said.
"Tobi is confused." Her makeup artist said as he was picking up a shade of blush. "Why is Deidara-senpai saying sorry?"
"Shut up, Tobi!" Deidara said angrily as he started to work on Sasori.
"But, Tobi is a good boy." He whimpered, but started on her face.
"Sure you are Tobi…" Itachi's make up artist said sarcastically.
"Leave him alone, Kisame." Itachi said frowning.
"Fine…"
His hairstylist, Konan, rolled her eyes, but continued to do Itachi's hair.
"Well, this group is…colorful." Ino mumbled.
--
After acting on the stage and such, Ino felt dead. Who knew actors had it this rough? Slumping down, now in her uniform close once more she sighed heavily.
"Being an actor isn't so easily, is it?" Itachi asked as he rubbed her blonde head.
She nodded before slowly standing up.
They both went to Itachi's just coming up limo before heading back to his house.
"So what do you want to do now?" Itachi asked conversationally.
"I just wanna' watch T.V." she replied slumping in the comfy limo chair.
"Here," Itachi said for a moment before handing Ino a bag.
"What is it?" Ino asked before looking in it.
"Just a bag of hair products," he said lazily, "Hidan says that if I didn't give them to you to keep your hair shiny it'd suck in hell, or whatever it's supposed to mean."
Ino giggled and nodded before Itachi said, "Just make sure that he tightened the bottle caps or they'll be a huge mess."
"I'm sure he did it fine." Ino said back.
"Okay," Itachi started, "But, you'll regret it."
Out of all the people in the City, no one would expect an Uchiha to be confused. Much less to think an Uchiha was in some strange alien world. Uchiha's practically owned the world, in their fans point of view.
But right now, Uchiha Sasuke felt both, who would with the strange talk going on here?
"Weasel-Chan, where's the remote?"
"Sasuke-Otouto, hand Piggy-Kun the remote…"
"I…What?"
"Hand Piggy-Kun the remote…" Itachi said with a raised eyebrow.
Sasuke sweat dropped, what the hell were these two talking about?
"Fine, Sasuke since you decided to be lazy, I'll get it myself!" Yamanaka Ino said, slightly annoyed, and went to reach for the remote.
Turning to his brother, "Did she just call me by my name?" Sasuke asked uneasily.
"Yeah, Sasuke-Otouto, is that wrong?" Itachi replied as Ino was changing channels on the flat screen.
"Well…I…No." he decided before standing up, "I'm…going to the bathroom."
He hesitantly walked up the long staircase of his house while both Ino and Itachi looked at him questionably.
"What's his deal?" Ino asked, getting a shrug by the older Uchiha.
--
Sasuke sat on his toilet, top down, as he heard constant laughs on the other end of his phone by none other than Suigetsu.
"Dude, you've gone postal!!" He yelled laughingly through the phone.
"This isn't funny…" Sasuke grumbled as he pinched the bridge of his nose.
"Oh, oh, so saying that Ino and Itachi are planning to kill you isn't funny?" Suigetsu asked as he chuckled through his question.
"Hn…" Sasuke replied, thoroughly annoyed that a flush of embarrassment came on his face.
"And what perhaps do you think they'll do with you body, huh, Sasuke? Turn you into a puppet and-"
"Alright, just shut up Suigetsu. Are you coming over or not?"
"Sure, sure. I'll protect from you're 'evil brother and his diabolical minion.'" Suigetsu laughed before hanging up his phone.
"Suigetsu! What are you talking about!?" Karin yelled once more at him, "Tell me dammit!"
"Sasuke's gone insane, ha-ha!" Suigetsu laughed before getting smack upside his head by Karin and Sakura.
"Fuck, why are you guys hitting me? Matter fact, I don't even know you, Pinky!" he yelled rubbing the spot he was hit.
"Don't make fun of Sasuke!" she yelled angrily.
"Yeah, Suigetsu, leave Sasuke alone!" Karin replied, angrily.
They all were at school in Suigetsu's office discussing Sasuke and the Konoha girl. Sakura merely tagged along, gaining major 'Karin points' for praising Sasuke. Already, it was like Sakura was part of the group. She felt a bit special, though deep inside her she kept saying how when she and Sasuke finally go together they were going to kick these losers to the curb.
"Whatever," Suigetsu said, rolling his eyes, "I've gotta' go anyway, come on Juugo." Suigetsu told him before walking off to exit his office. Suddenly, the two girls were standing in front of his door, arms crossed.
"You're going to Sasuke-kun's house, aren't you?" Sakura asked, maliciously.
"Well, you aren't!" Karin said to them both, "If Sasuke-kun needs comforting, it'll come from us!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah."Suigetsu said nonchalantly blowing them off, "Would you just get out of the way Sasuke-Wanna'-Date-A-Bes."
The looks they gave were like looking at twin devils, Suigetsu hesitantly stepped back, raising his hands up as if to make peace.
"Hey," Juugo said getting all of their attention, "Look there goes Sasuke-Sama now." He said pointing at the window.
"SASUKE-KUN!!"They both yelled cheerfully before running to the window to wave.
Quickly Juugo ran to the door and left, Suigetsu finally understand, chuckling when he finally made it to Juugo.
"Who, would've thought you'd be bad-ass Juugo!" Suigetsu complemented, though Juugo didn't really take it that way.
"You BASTARDS!!" they heard Karin yell.
"Shit!" Suigetsu yelled as he opened the school doors and ran down with Juugo to the school parking lot to get their cars.
"Meet you there!" Suigetsu yelled as he opened his 2009 Cadillac CTS car door.
Juugo quickly nodded as he went inside his 2009 Jaguar XK Series car.
They both quickly drove off as the two girls ran out of the school doors.
"Crap," Karin mumbled angrily before turning to the pinkette that was breathing heavily, "Come on, if it's a race to Sasuke-kun's house they want, it's a race to Sasuke-kun's they get!" Karin yelled confidently before pulling the pinkette with her to the parking lot.
"Just get in your poor-ish car and follow me!"
Sakura was now completely excited now. She was going to Sasuke's house. The Sasuke she praised since freshman year. She was even starting to feel lucky. She ran to her 2009 Lincoln MKS before jumping in watching Karin jump into her 2009 Porsche 911 Carrera.
--
Ino and Itachi were still watching television, Sasuke refusing to come down stairs until he had 'back-up'. Itachi's thoughts kept going back to his brother before finally sighing.
"Weasel-Chan?" Ino asked her blue eyes turning away from the big screen.
Itachi slowly looked at the girl, thinking he was the main reason her brother was taking a half an hour in the bathroom, which he doubted his brother was in anymore.
"I think Sasuke-Otouto is…" Itachi said before looking back up at the long staircase his brother hadn't come down from yet, "scared of you."
Ino frowned, "What the hell did I do to him? I didn't even kick his ass like I should've when he came home!"
Itachi sighed again, "Well, he is."
Ino finally stood up grabbing her bag, "I'm gonna' talk to the bastard." She then turned to the steps.
"You don't have to." Itachi said for a moment.
"But, you want me to. I can see it in your black eyes." Ino decided she then turned to grin, "Besides, Uch-I mean, Sasuke wanted me to talk to him for a while anyway." She then quickly headed up stairs.
--
"Sasuke!" She yelled up on the second floor, to tell the truth she didn't exactly know where she was going. She didn't really stay up here long when she woke up that morning, so calling the guy she was trying to find would have to do for now.
"Sasuke!!!" She yelled again.
This was getting annoying. She was yelling his for a good five minutes now and it wasn't helping anything.
"Dammit, Uchih-Sasuke, answer me!!!" She yelled stomping her foot angrily, standing face away in front of the bathroom door he was staying in.
He frowned as he heard her final call. She was going to find him soon and try to murder him if she didn't answer soon. Quickly getting up and opening the door, he hit something. He opened the door wider to see Yamanaka Ino lying on her back. She slowly sat up glaring angrily at him.
Ino had been ready to yell again when Sasuke opened the door and knocked her down, so it felt like all the air she had in was pushed out of her. Not to mention the fact that her hair product was now oozing out of the bag on the floor that Hidan gave her. He was bound to be pissed as much as she was.
"Sasuke, when I get up you'll pay for that!" she rubbed her back soothingly.
He frowned at her, but was slightly worried for her well being, walking over to her. He felt something slippery under his foot and instantly he fell.
On top of Yamanaka Ino.
What was more troublesome was the fact that their lips were touching.
--
It was quiet downstairs that Itachi was sitting nervously for his guest and his younger brother to come down stair.
It was quiet alright, that is until Sasuke's friends came busting through the Uchiha doors, knocking over the door man.
"Sasuke wants to see me, Karin! Not you!" Suigetsu yelled.
"As if!" she replied, "Sasuke doesn't need a baka like you!!" she punched him upside the head getting a 'Fuck!' from him.
"Um, Itachi-Sama," Juugo started trying to ignore the argument behind him, "Where's Sasuke-Sama?"
"He's upstairs," he replied wearily narrowing his eyes at the arguing two behind him before turning back to Juugo, "And there's no need for Sama, Itachi's fine."
Juugo nodded before heading to the stair case.
"Hey, Juugo's gonna' get to Sasuke first! Hurry up Karin!" Sakura yelled as she ran to the staircase following Juugo.
--
The group ran quickly up the stairs searching for a certain Uchiha Sasuke. They looked around almost through the whole second floor. Finally turning the last corner they saw…Two shocked and completely frozen Uchiha Sasuke and Yamanaka Ino in lip lock.
Everyone completely froze.
Karin was downright shocked completely believing Suigetsu when he said Sasuke liked the Konoha girl and pissed that it looked to be true.
Sakura was infuriated, Ino was kissing the guy of her dreams; damn she was going to pay!
Juugo was completely flustered; he wasn't used to seeing people in such close contact it was weird to watch.
Suigetsu thought this whole thing was fucking comical and started to laugh his ass off, getting everyone to come into recognition.
Sasuke quickly got off of Ino and looked at her. She was pissed. If anything, Sasuke should leave his own house for his safety.
"Sasuke…" Ino's face was flushed with embarrassment. She clenched her fist angrily, still feeling his soft lips on hers and liking the feeling. Sasuke stood up hesitantly before smacking Suigetsu upside his head.
"Hey, don't hit me, Mr. Naughty!" Suigetsu said laughing, "You're the one who needs a spanky!", Laughing again at his own foolish joke.
Nor Sasuke or Karin or Sakura hit Suigetsu.
Ino did and hard.
She was already going embarrassed and completely flustered by kissing Sasuke. Not to mention the fact he stole her very first kiss. It was utter torture, though part of her enjoyed the close contact.
But, right now that part was being beaten to oblivion. Utter rage had pretty much taken over.
Ino had punched Suigetsu hard in the stomach when everything went quiet. She held her tight fist for at least two long minutes before pulling back and letting Suigetsu fall on the floor.
Karin was shocked. She'd never hit anyone that hard. This girl was brutal, stepping back from her she bumped into Sakura who looked as fierce. What that hell is up with these chicks?
"Ino…" Sakura started.
Ino ignored her. She needed to get out of this house. Instantly she started off in a run to the stairs.
Passing the many maids, she ran all the way down stairs stomping her way down, getting Itachi's attention.
"Piggy-Kun?" Itachi asked looking away from the T.V.
She was on the brim of tears and didn't want any attention at all, running passed him and pushing the door man hardly to leave she sprinted out in to the Uchiha yard passing a limo just coming in.
She ran quickly, faster than when she usually ran, that when it started rain it seemed that the rain drop barely touched her until she stopped running to rest on a random house step kept dry from the roof.
--
The two eldest Sabaku sat down causally on their expensive couch, completely unaware of the crying blonde at their doorstep. Who could hear crying with all the loud rain and the turned up high television.
Sabaku no Gaara looked at the rain fall down his window in his room, if anything it amused him. It seemed that usually when anyone cried, so did the sky.
Who's crying today?, he thought as he touched the window pane. His room was on the far right of the mansion they lived in. He saw things in an angle, like the distorted blonde crying on his steps.
He frowned, realizing who it was, and slowly wondered if he jinxed him or her. He'd been thinking of the blonde for a while, ever since he was at her house. The way she easily caught him into some trane that he did something he wanted. It confused the hell out of him that sometimes he completely lost concentration of what he was doing. Yet, it almost amused him how they always found each other.
Walking down stairs, ignoring his sibling he opened main door of their mansion.
"What the hell Gaara! Can't you see it's raining…Ino-San?" Kankuro said as he watched his brother take in the elfin like blonde.
"Take her to a room." He commanded to one of his maids.
"Whoa…" Kankuro said, as he looked at the blonde who looked completely lost in thought.
"I'll take her." Temari finally decided, before pushing the girl to a certain direction, "Come on Ino…"
So...how was it?
Did the story lose it's touch? Is it awesome?
Gotta' know people! It helps Gummies self-esteem.
Oh, yeah. Ino's pissed because she's confused. You know, you start to think of stuff and it gets really frustrating that you finally lose it. Ever have it done to you? and Suigetsu got punched 'cause his laughing wasn't helping any and he was starting to annoy her. Eh, it happens people. Don't blame me, blame the characters, gosh!
Anywho, still hoping you enjoyed!
Leathally Yours,
Gum Gumz
