Disclaimer: I own the ideas that Emmett comes up with, but I DON'T own Emmett –cries-
AN: YAY! New Chap! Make sure to R&R! & also I'm working on 2 new stories, the 1st is called Tears by The Real Mrz.Black (I'm the co-author!) the second I haven't come up with a title for it yet but I'm posting the 1st chap later tonight, make sure to add me to your alert list so that you will know when I update!
-Tiz-
While I gathered my things and my video camera I yelled, "You can't catch me! I'm invincible! I'm having too much fun for you to stop me! You'll hear from me again!" then I high tailed it out of there.
EmPOV
After I ran to the other side of the zoo, where I knew the security guards wouldn't find me, I started on my next plan. I pulled out the zoo keeper uniform, safari hat, and keys that I stole earlier.
This will stop security from bothering me and it will also make my next scheme more believable…
After I changed my clothes, putting my jeans and t-shirt in my bag, I walked around and inspected that area of the zoo. Eventually I smell what I'm looking for. Grizzly bears.
After I set the camera up far enough away so no one would notice it and so it could capture the entire scene, I walked to the bear cage and saw 3 huge grizzly bears staring back at me. I put on a mischievous smile.
I turned around, looking extremely professional, and say in a voice loud enough to grab the attention of who ever was near, "Come one, come all! See the amazing show! I, Emmett McCarty, will single handedly wrestle three, count them, three, bears!"
After I said "amazing show", a group of people stared walking towards me. After a fairly large crowd gathered, I took the keys out my pocket and headed towards the back of the cage and unlocked the door.
I stepped in and walked right to the middle with the bears walking towards me. I heard a chorus of "oohs" and "ahhs" and "he's so brave" as I flexed my muscles for show. The first bear walked on all fours and sniffed me to see if I were food. It cringed away from me, I guess it could smell how dangerous I was but that didn't matter, I knew how to annoy a grizzly.
I walked to the nearest one and reached under and pet its chest, when I found what I was looking for, I gave a low, deep growl as I twisted its nipples. The bear roared and then stood up on its hind legs, pissed off.
The crowd was paying attention now, and others were coming to join and see what was going on. I did the same to the other 2 bears that I did to the first and they walked closer to me, trying to block all ways to escape but that's exactly what I wanted to happen.
"Look! He has no way to escape!"
"The poor man!"
"He can't possibly take on all of them at once, can he?"
I heard the disbelieving remarks and fear coming from the crowd and it just encouraged me. I yelled "Come and get me!" then grabbed the nearest bear and flipped him over. While I had that bear pinned, I allowed the second bear to swipe me with his claws, throwing me into the cage, which left a dent.
I pretended to act weak and hurt as I stood up then lunged at the third bear. I put it in a head lock but by then the first bear had stood up again and bit me on the shoulder. I screamed in fake pain as the bear backed off in surprise at the hardness of my flesh. By this time the crowd was screaming with fear and excitement.
I wrestled the bears for about 3 more minutes before I decided it was time for my grand finale. One of the bears clawed the front of my shirt and I kneeled over, screaming in fake pain. I then collapsed and stayed still as a statue as the bears continued to scratch and paw me. I heard exactly what I wanted to hear next. "Oh my God! Somebody call an ambulance!"
I stayed still as I heard an ambulance siren in the background. I felt my body being lifted and put on a stretcher as people asked concerned questions and asked if I were alive. Ha! As if I were actually alive before I stepped in this cage, I thought.
After I was taken out of the cage, an EMT took my pulse and said loudly for everyone to hear, "I'm sorry to say but there's no pulse at all. And his body has already turned cold. He's dead." He must have checked his watch then because he then said, "Time of death is 5:39 PM on June 18."
I continued to remain still, eyes closed, until I felt the white sheet being pulled on my body and the stretcher being lifted, about to be put in the back of the truck. Right before they lifted me in the truck I chuckled darkly and rose slowly and eerily. I heard gasps and screams coming from the EMTs and crowd as everyone watched my "resurrection."
After I had the complete attention of the crowd, I jumped off the stretcher and ran at vampire speed away from the scene. I heard screams like "He came back from the dead!" and "It's a ghost! Did you see that? That man just died! I saw it with my own eyes but now his body disappeared!"
I started laughing, I couldn't help it. The way their faces looked was priceless. I doubled back to the place I had my camera, staying out of view the whole time.
After I threw away the shredded uniform, keeping the safari hat, I changed back into my regular clothes and put the keys and camera back in my bag.
Hm… I think it's about time to do my final act on Bella today. I wonder where she could be.
AN: So, how was it? If you have a major problem with death related issues I'm extremly sorry but I always had this idea of what would happen if someone thought one of the Cullens had a freak accident and died. But anyways, one more chapter left! –so sad- but don't worry, after this story is done I'll do a sequel of Bella and Edward's revenge on Emmett–evil laugh- PLEASE R&R! Thanx
P.S. please check out my 2 new stories! As I mentioned in my first author's note, the first is called Tears by The Real Mrz.Black (I'm the co-author!) the second I haven't come up with a title for it yet but I'm posting the 1st chap later tonight, make sure to add me to your alert list so that you will know when I update!
-Tiz-
