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"Hello my Sparkly Pizza Penguins!" Elizabeta greeted to the camera.

"Currently making segment 6 of 'Boredom Kills, So Send Us Stuff!' under the tree in my backyard, is us. I'm Roderich, and this is Elizabeta." Roderich said pointing to the camera.

"It's really hot out here." Elizabeta said fanning herself with the paper.

"It is. Despite the fact that were under tree, it isn't really shady."

She frowned. "Stupid tree, you should do your job as a tree and be more shady." She said and hit the tree. Suddenly, she shrieked.

"Elizabeta, what's wrong?" Roderich instantly asked.

"This stupid tree gave me a splinter."

Roderich snorted, "Nature strikes back." He said and laughed.

Elizabeta frowned. "Oh ha ha. Hilarious. Now will you please get the splinter out?" She asked.

"Alright, stay still. It looks like in there pretty deep." He said rubbing a finger over it lightly making Elizabeta wince.

"Roderich, that hurt." She whined.

Roderich smiled apologetically, "Sorry. I can't pull it out if it's sensitive, so put your hand over your mouth."

Elizabeta did as she was told and clamped a hand over her mouth. "And why do I have to—" She started but her sentence was cut off by her muffled scream as Roderich painfully ripped out her splinter.

"There. It's out." Roderich mumbled.

"Why do do splinters hurt so much?A-And cause so much damage?" She said looking at the blood slowly run down her index finger.

I'll go and get you a band-aid." Roderich said already getting up but Elizabeta stopped him.

"It's alright. I have one." She said and slipped a band-aid out her pocket.

"Why do you carry around band-aids?"

"Being prepared is apart of the Girl Scout code, and I'm just really paranoid."

"Here let me." Roderich said taking the bandage. He opened it up, wrapped it around her finger, and put the paper in his pocket.

"Better?"

She shook her head.

"Wait, why?"

"Well,because you haven't kissed it yet." She said in a little voice and slightly blushing.

Roderich softly sighed, but he grabbed her hand, and softly kissed the bandaged finger. "There, all better." He said to her smiling. Finally, Elizabeta was smiling again.

"Thanks a lot Roderich."

"Now let's start with these questions, shall we?"

"Um right. She said and unfolded the paper, "This comes from A-to-the-non, and they say:

What is the worst things you've ever said to each other and your friends?

Plus

Virtual cuppycakes!

"This, isn't a good question." Elizabeta mumbled.

"I don't believe that we've ever said anything that bad to each other. But as for our friends, I think Elizabeta has that to a T." Roderich said with a small smirk on his face.

"Okay I must admit, I've said some pretty...bad things to our friends before, but in my defense, I was on my time of the month each time and they they knew I did not mean what I said."

"The following contains vulgar words. Very vulgar words. You have been warned." Roderich stated.

"So let's see. I've called Antonio a tomato loving freak, I've called Bella a thong-wearing whore, I've called Natalia a dark-humored cunt, I've called Francis a French whore, and I've called Michelle a clumsy bitch."

Roderich sighed. "Why do you have such a horrible mouth for a girl?"

Elizabeta's blush spread quickly over her face as she shrugged."I think I get it from my dad." She said quietly, but quickly perked back up. "But I've been working on it. I try to stay calm and not fly off the handle everytime someone tries to talk to me on my time of the month. Besides, it's not like they haven't called me names like that too."

"What about the worst thing you've ever said to Gilbert?"

"Well what I said to him doesn't even compare to what I've said to our friends."

"Is it really that bad?"

"I mean not vulgar bad, but bad enough for us to stop talking for about two months."

"I don't think you've ever told me that."

"I didn't want to because I didn't really want to believe that I actually did it and said it."

"W-Well what did you say?"

"I told him I wished that he was never apart of my life, and that I hate him and that I never want to talk to him again. And it wasn't that time of the month or anything. I meant every word I told him."

"Did you really say that? I mean, the worst thing I've ever said to him was that I hate him, and even I felt bad after saying it."

"It was 3 years ago, before we met. He brought up something he brought up something that I told him specifically not to bring up. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew, we weren't talking for about two months. As soon as I said it, I instantly wanted to take back what I said. It was then I realized how important he was to me, a-and how much I care from him. Sure we fight a lot and rarely get along, but were best friends. My life would never be the same without him."

Roderich couldn't help it, he smiled. He placed a hand on Elizabeta's shoulder. "All the things you just said, made me hate Gilbert a little less."

Elizabeta grinned."I'm glad I have that power."

Roderich chuckled. "Well I suppose that wraps up this episode of 'Boredom Kills, So Send Us Stuff!' Thank you A-to-the-non for sending something in and also for the virtual cupcakes."

"Cuppycakes." Elizabeta corrected.

"Thank you," Roderich told her sarcastically,"Come back anytime you want."

"As for everyone else, we would still love to hear what you guys have to say, so send us any question, request, or problem you have."

"We're very nice people."

"And remember, send in ALL the stuff!" Elizabeta said pumping her fist in the air.

"Until next episode everyone." Roderich said with a small smile.


A/N I guess you could say that Elizabeta has really bad PMS during her time of the month is a headcanon of mine. Sorry for all the vulgar words, on the brightside they were kind of fun to write xD Thanks A-to-the-non for sending something in, I hope you like it c: As for everyone else, send in whatever you like, as long as it's human au-friendly, and that it's in a PM. People w/o accounts can review theirs, I have moderate review, so yeah. Tell me how you like it, I would love to know:)

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