Randumbness

A/N: Well, I've gotten FE:SS, and I LIKE IT! Yayness of Yay! Anyway, I'm wide-awake during the wee hours of the afternoon, ya know? Got my eyes wide, my foot tapping unconsciously, and my eye twitching for some odd reason! ...I'm so freaking weird!

And it's my dear friend Hannah who has A.D.H.D! WowZERS!

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Note: The following is an advertisement for a completely fictional fanfiction. Do not expect it to make it to being written, for it is beyond the author's comprehension, and probably yours, too. Because the author's crazy like that.

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Part VII : Cheap Advertising

(Music blares in the background, somewhat heroic or dramatic)

"THIS FALL..." said that wacky narrator, Joe Narrator, dramatically and totally too enthusiastically. "...A FANFICTION OF IDIOTIC PROPORTIONS THAT IT BEATS ALL THOSE BADLY-WRITTEN GUYxMATTHEW SMUTS HOGGING THE ROMANCE SECTION..."

"What happened to her?" asked Franz dramatically, pointing at Eirika, who was just standing there sort of awkwardly. "Her hair..."

"It's too late!" shouted Ross urgently, holding up a beaker full of some sort of red liquid. "She's already infected!"

Eirika bared her newly-acquired fangs, roaring unconvincingly.

Ephraim was standing with Seth in some sort of military-planning room, when the lights buzzed out. "GASP!" gasped Seth. "He's cut the lights!"

"How can he cut the lights? He's a... TACTITION," finished Ephraim overdramatically, turning to the computer screen with wide eyes.

Garcia was talking on a phone in a room. "Get me my tactition back!" he screamed into the receiver, practially bludeoning the phone-holder-thingy with the actual phone itself. He then rubbed his temples in frustration.

Eirika was then with the tactition (A/N: From the first FE in the US, since SS doesn't HAVE one. I'm cheap like that...) in a large boiler room. The tactition was also nonchalantly holding a bomb with a ticking alarm clock.

"Cut the green wire, tactition! The green wire!" yelled Eirika, right before the alarm went off and a small, very fake-looking explosion occurred with Eirika outrunning it and being volted forward by the force. "AAAAAH!"

"Good... GOD! He's trying to get into my head!" said Seth, gripping his head in either pain or some psychological emotion. The tactition was just sort of standing there, blinking. "AARGH!"

"Which tactition is it...?" asked Eirika, pointing her rapier from one identical tactition to the other in what appeared to be desperation. Closing her eyes while the tactitions argued amongst themselves, she let out one large sweep of her sword- killing them both instantly.

"THE TOTALLY NOT-RIPPED-OFF FANFICTION OF ÜBER-COOLNESS AND IT REALLY ROX MY SOX," Joe Narrator gasped for breath, then continued: "BY W.S. MCCLOUD- THIS FALL ON OR WILL IT BE? WHO KNOWS?"

(Credits role: "No characters belong or were used by W.S. McCloud in any way, because she's a major loser. The cast belongs to Nintendo, not her. The title, sadly, does belong to her, and she's very ashamed of herself. Joe Narrator is property of W.S. McCloud, and you shall not use him without the author's permition (A/N: Though why you would, I'd have to wonder...). She also does not support any pairing with the name 'Eliwood' in it anymore, unless it involves Fiora, which is the only thing she can agree with some people on. This has been the very long disclaimer of disclaimingness, and it claims NOTHING!")

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Whoo. Got that idea after watching this video game reviewing show called 'X-Play' (very funny, very judgmental), except that included a monkey instead of a tactition. It just seemed to follow the Fire Emblem thing, though, and it was funny doing all the obvious parodies of movies that fit into the skit. And it didn't have a narrator, so that is my idea...

And God, I really am not writing 'The Totally Not-Ripped-Off Fanfiction of Über-Coolness and it Really Rox My Sox. If I did, I'd have to despose of it somehow... I know! I'd write it, then not save it! WowZERS again, I'm on a role! (gets bricked and beat with sticks) Sorry if I still don't support EliwoodxNinian, but I just don't like it... Everyone's entitled to an opinion, and I'm opinionated! (Not in public though.)