Hey guys! This is the newest chapter of Witchraft and Wizardry! I'm going to start writing more, or at least try to. I'm aiming for about 8,000 words, because right now I'm only on 5,000 at the most. What do you guys think? Should I write more? (Probably.) I've also got something to tell you guys:

Because of how I've written Lucy, she won't be the 'damsel in distress' like in the anime. Like, I love you girl, but seriously? So, I've changed her character a bit. Now, she is confident, out there, sassy, but still nice and kind. A bit of Mira and Cana, actually. I'm just gonna say that they influenced her...

Anyways, please enjoy the story!

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Chapter Six - Interrogation

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Previously:

Cana returned a few minutes later, with thousands upon thousands of barrels in her arms. Hermione's jaw dropped. "How can she have so much alcohol? And how can se carry tha many? It's impossible!" Ron just groaned, and rolled his eyes. "I remember you once saying that 'Nothing is Impossible!' Hermione. Shut up, alright?" Hermione sniffed. "you know what, Ron? I'm sick of you always nattering. You make your own History notes!" And with that, she turned back to the front, eyes glistening with tears. Harry just sat in between them, keeping quiet.

"Thanks, sir!" Cana mumbled, before tottering back to her seat and sitting down. She cracked open a barrel, and drowned it quickly. Lucy shook her head, sighing. "You know, Master said not to drink so much. You attract too much attention." Cana just shrugged. "Whatever. I can't be separated from my darling!" She declared, opening yet another barrel.

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After a surprisingly not boring History lesson, the Hogwarters hurried off, thankful that the day had finally ended and thy could just relax for the rest of the day. Well, until they realise that they have heaps of homework to do, that would be in for the next day. As the fairies tottered out of the classroom - well, only Cana was tottering - they met up with the rest of the gang. Gajeel smirked as he saw what classroom they just walked out of. "So, how did you enjoy History lesson, gihi?" Gajeel laughed, looking at the bored faces of Gray and Elfman. Cana, Lucy and Bickslow, laughed, however. "Good, thanks. It was fun, thanks to Cana!" Lucy sniggered, watching Gajeel's face go red with rage.

"WHAT? That's not fucking fair, Bunny-girl! Do you know who I was stuck with?" Gajeel raged, pulling an ugly face. Lucy tried to hold back her laughter, along with everyone else. "No, you fucking don't! I was stuck with fucking Erza, Shrimp, Freed and Juvia! It was boring as hell!" Erza glared at the heaving Gajeel, after his rant. "You know Gajeel, I only hit you because you were about to throw that paper at Malfoy's head. Honestly, you need to behave yourself. Everyone else was behaving, why couldn't you?" Gajeel spluttered at the unfairness. "Wait a minute! Didn't you notice that half of the students were asleep? And when I try and get some shut-eye, you whack me over the head with your fucking bag! Do you know how much that hurts?"

Natsu sniggered, and pointed at Gajeel. "Aw, did you get a little boo-boo? Did it hurt, Gajeel-poo?" Gajeel wrinkled his nose. "What the hell? Salamander, do you know how weird that was? And you always seem to cower too, when Erza comes along! You can't speak!" Natsu glared at Gajeel. "Oh, do you wanna go, metal-face?"

"I can take you on any day, flame-brain!"

"Ahem." The boys' turned to see who had interrrupted their fight. To their disgust, it was the talking toad - Professor Umbridge. "Children, is that fighting I see?" Umbridge asked sweetly, making the fairies, and half of the students around them, gag. Levy managed to splutter out, "No, Professor. It was just a scrabble, that's all." Before going back to having a coughing fit. Umbridge raised an eyebrow. "Hm, it didn't look like just scrabbling, to me." Laxus rolled his eyes, before shoving his earphones back on. "A lot of things don't look right to you, you old hag." The Hogwarters around the small group were silenced, and soon enough, there was another crowd surrounding them. Umbridge stared at Laxus, grey eyes cold and uncaring.

"Would you like to repeat that, sweetheart?" Umbridge asked, putting an extra layer of sweetness on her voice. Lucy shuddered inwardly. 'I wonder what her voice sounds like without all that sweetness added...' Laxus just shrugged, not bothering to say anything. The silence was so silent you could hear a pin drop. (I'm sure that's not the saying...) Umbridge stood taller, not making much of a difference. In fact, she was so short, she only came up to Lucy's shoulders. And, we all know that Lucy is short. So standing next to Laxus, she looked tinier than she already was. "I asked you a question, Dreyar. I expect you to answer it!" Umbridge's voice went a notch higher, making the dragonslayer's cringe. "Oi, lady, can you lower your voice? Thanks, we have sensitive ears." Gajeel growled, rubbing his ears.

Umbridge looked horrified at his question. "Excuse me? I will 'lower' my voice when your friend answers my question!" Umbridge screeched, crossing her arms. Natsu, Gajeel, Wendy and even Laxus groaned at this - the screeching rang around their ears, giving them a headache. "For fucks' sake, Lightning Rod. Just say it already - her fucking voice is so annoying!" Gajeel groaned, wincing from the slight, but annoying pain. Laxus rolled his eyes, took out his earphones, and stared Umbridge down (Haha, get it? Does that even make sense?) "I said, 'A lot of things don't look right to you, you old hag.' Are you deaf or something?" The tension was real. "Dinner can wait; this looks way more exciting!" A kid whispered to his friend, who nodded in agreement.

Before Umbridge could even say anything, Laxus had already put his earphones in, nestling down comfortably. "Excuse me, young man, but I'm not done with you!" When Laxus continued to ignore her, Umbridge got mad - really mad. "Do not ignore me!" She screamed, waving her wand. Suddenly, out of no-where, Laxus' earphones flew off, into Umbridge's hand. She threw them onto the ground, and stomped on them, crunching them into the ground. The fairies drew in a deep breath - they all knew how much the earphones meant to Laxus. The other students' noticed the fairies reactions, and started to back away. "If those weirdos look concerned, then we should be bloody running." A prefect whispered, pushing some students back more. They all nodded, and took off.

Laxus' expressions stayed the same as he watched Umbridge destroy his earphones, although his family could see the anger boiling in his eyes. "Uh oh... get back guys, he's gonna blow." Cana whispered, kind of sober for once. The fairies didn't need to hear that twice. They all knew how scary Laxus could get when he's mad; even Natsu, Gray and Gajeel had to admit that. However, Freed and Bickslow weren't having it. They angrily went up to Umbridge. "Hey, what the hell do you think you're-" Erza pulled Bickslow and Freed back, shaking her head. "Let me the fuck go, Erza! That toad is destroying Laxus' stuff!" Bickslow protested loudly, struggling alongside with Freed. Erza nodded. "Yes, an that's why I think Laxus should handle her instead." The boys' stopped atruggling, and smiled to each other. "Alright. Let's just sit back and enjoy the show."

The fairies plopped themselves down on the ground, waiting as patiently as they could for the show to start. Finally, after what seeemed like and age, Umbridge stopped stamping on the earphones, panting heavily. By then, the earphones had been reduced to dust. Umbridge looked up, and smirked at Laxus. "Now that your distraction is gone, you can finally apologise to me." Laxus raised an eyebrow at this. "What? You want me to apologise to you, when I answered your question, and when you just destroyed my earphones? I don't fucking think so, hag." At the speed of lightning, Laxus had Umbridge pinned against the wall, hand around her throat. She choked as he lifted her up effortlessly. "L-let me go, y-you brute!" She gasped, struggling for air.

Laxus shook his head, obviously furious. He threw Umbridge back down onto the floor, and stepped on her wand, snapping it easily. Her eyes widened, as sh looked up furiously. "How dare you do that to - oooh, let me go!" She screamed, as Laxus picked her up, and tossed her towards Natsu. "Let's play a game. It's called, 'Toss the Toad'." Laxus smirked, as Natsu caught Umbridge, and effortlessly threw her towards Bickslow. "Oh, I like this game!" Bickslow taunted, sticking his tongue out. In his soul, he could hear his totems going, 'Like, like!' Bickslow caught her, and threw Umbridge over his shoulders, to Freed. This formation carried on, until Umbridge finally choked out an answer. "Put me down immediately you brutes, or else I'll get the Ministry to -"

"The Ministry can't do much if you're being thrown around, can they?" Freed answered cooly, before passing her back to Laxus. He set her down, before glaring at the mess on the floor. "The next time you mess with me, my family, or my property, expect something a lot worse." He growled, before stalking away, back to his family. Gajeel, Gray and Elfman were in the corner, laughing their asses off, whilst Levy, Lucy and Wendy looked slightly concerned for Umbridge, who was still lying on the floor, clearly trying to recollect herself. "Um, will she be alright?" Wendy timidly asked, looking at Umbridge worridely. Mira patted her head, smiling. "Don't worry, she got what she deserved."

"That was MAN!" Elfman cried out, punching his chest. Laxus just rolled his eyes, putting his arms behind his back. "Well, now I don't have any music to listen to, so I'm both pissed and annoyed now." He muttered, glaring behind him. Bickslow just laughed. "You were great, man! Don't worry - when we get back home, we can get you some new ones. Relax, would ya?" Freed hurried up to Laxus, sparkles surrounding him. "Here you go, Laxus-sama. You can have the towel. You did amazing!" Fred gushed, hugging Laxus' arm. Laxus rolled his eyes once again, before accepting the towel. "Thanks, Freed." The fairies were too busy laughing at what happened, to realise two boys watching thhem, before they fled in the opposite direction.

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"I'm telling you, they were actually throwing her around!" Harry shouted, waving his arms about. Hermione just raised her eyebrows. "How can I believe you, Harry? Surely students wouldn't have the strength to throw a teacher around-" Ron interrupted her. "They were though! You know that big, muscly guy in Slytherin? Well, he jsut picked her up and tossed him to Natsu! They were crazy strong!" Harry nodded at that. "See? Ron saw it, too! Ask everybody - they saw the beginning!" Hermione just shook her head and snapped her History of Magic book closed. "It's not that I don't believe you, per say, it's just I don't think those transfers would just start a fight for no reason, let alone with a teacher."

Silence followed her reason, as Harry and Ron just stared at Hermione. "Dear Merlin, Hermione, have you suddenly gone dumb?" Ron asked, rubbing his head. Hermione flushed a dark pink. "Excuse me! Who is the ones that helped you pass the Charms test?" Ron's ears turned red. "Well, you out of all people should know that those transfers start fights for no reason! Have you seen them outside of class? Forever arguing and threatening to hurt each other - it's a bloody battlefield with them!" Ron exclaimed, brandishing his arms about. Harry nodded along with Ron. "See! You've just not seen it because the girls are more behaved than the boys!" Putting her book down, Hermione nestled back into her chair, glaring at the boys.

"Look, we can ask them when they get back! Right now, I'm doing my homework, so please shut up!" Hermione sighed, frustrated. Harry and Ron just shook their heads, and sat next to the workaholic girl, pulling their homework out too. "Right, right. But, I'm telling you, it happened!" Ron exclaimed, before Hermione glared at him. "What part of 'shut up' do you not get?" She scowled. Before they could start arguing again, Harry put his hands in between them. "Shut up, will you?" He sighed, pushing his glasses up his nose. 'Today has dragged out for too long...' He thought dully, staring blankly at his book. After five minutes of doing nothing, the Gryffindor room was suddenly full of noise when the transfers stepped in. Harry could see Hermione watching them in the corner of her eye, as she prepared to question them thouroughly.

Natsu and Gray were arguing about something petty, whilst Erza and Lucy were having some quality girl talk. Harry made eye contact with his best friends, and nodded slightly. "Now we can prove to you that we're right, Hermione." Ron muttered, standing up. Hermione just rolled her eyes. "I never said that you were wrong." Harry groaned - if this was what he had to deal with for the rest of the year, then he'll be pretty pissed off. Hermione strutted towards the four, hands on hips. The boys just followed her, standing right behind her. Erza and Lucy looked up when they heard the trio approaching, but Natsu and Gray were too busy fighting. "Yes? Do you need something?" Erza asked, slightly intimidating the boys. "Bloody hell I would not want to get into an argument with Erza!" Ron whispered to Harry. "I know. She's so scary; even more scary than Hermione."

Hermione ignored the whispers behind her, and pushed into their little group. "Excuse me, but apparently you and your friends got into a fight after lessons." Hermione started, flicking her hair back. At the mention of the word 'fight', she suddenly got Natsu's and Gray's attention. "What? Who said about a fight?" Natsu asked eagerly, looking around. Hermione's eye twitched with annoyance, before she turned back to the girls. Erza's eyes narrowed a little, whislt Lucy just sat back down again, twiddling her thumbs. "What is it to you?" Erza asked stiffly, an edge creeping into her voice. Hermione noticed this, and coughed a little. "Well, I'm just curoius to know if you actua-"

"No, I didn't." Hermione looked triumphant, before Erza continued. "But my friends here did." Hermione looked outraged. "Are you serious? You and your group could lose us some serious points! You could all get expelled, and Gryffindor would be losing lots of points for your outrageous behaviour!" As Hermione went on and on, Harry looked at Ron guiltily. "I didn't mean to get those transfers into any trouble with Hermione. Do you think they mind?" Ron looked over to the transfers. Lucy was talking to Natsu and Gray, whilst Erza was barely listening. Ron shook his head and grinned. "They're doing a pretty good job at ignoring Hermione, they'll be fine." The two boys walked a safe distance away, sat back, and watched the show unfold. "Oh, what's going on?" A voice asked behind Harry. They turned around to face Fred and George.

Ron pointed to Hermione and the transfers. "Hermione's giving them a lecture about what they did after lessons." Fred and George chuckled at this. "Aw man, too bad we missed it, eh, George? It would've been interesting." George nodded at this. "WE could've helped them with our newest sweets that we've just made - makes you spout nosebleeds everywhere. Not had anyone to test it on, though. What a shame..." The twins shook their heads, before ruffling up Ron's hair. "Oi, get off!" Ron complained, elbowing George in the gut. "See you two around, eh? Be good, Harry, ickle-Ron." And with that, the twins walked away. "Ugh! They're so annoying!" Ron moaned, pulling a face. Harry just nudged him, pointing towards Erza and Hermione. "There's about be a show-down over there."

The boys edged closer to the group, itching to hear the argument. "-is not a rational reason to throw a teacher around! What were you thinking?" Hermione hissed like an angry goose, glaring at Erza. Erza just put her hand up, and turned her head away. "I don't need to hear this from you. From what I've heard, you've gotten into some pretty dangerous situations too. So there is no need to be lecturing me and my family about how we act, when you too aren't perfect." Lucy, Gray, Natsu, Harry and Ron sniggered into their hands as they saw Hermione's face turn an ugly shade of red. "That does not give you an excuse to mess around! And if I did any dangerous activity, it wasn't intended to hurt anyone! You and your friends, how-"

"Family."

"What?"

"They're my family not friends." Erza stated, before sitting back down with Lucy. "They're not related to you! How can they possib-"

"You know, for someone so smart, you're very shallow, aren't you?" The boys in the Gryffindor Common Room held in a breath when they heard Lucy's snide remark, whilst the girls just giggled and watched curiously. Hermions got even redder, and made a noise of anger. "How am I shallow? I am taking this from a technical point of view, where you and everyone in your 'school' cannot possibly be related!" Hermione retorted, crossing her arms. Natsu leaned back on his chair, and smiled childishly at Hermione. "Hey, Hermy? Could you, ya know... speak English? Cause right now no-one understands you." The Hogwarters widened their eyes and held in their laughter as Hermione stiffened. "Do not call my 'Hermy'. It is a ridiculas name!"

Natsu drooped, before rocking back. "Whatever, Hermy." Hermione glared at Natsu's head, before coughing and turning back to the girls - who she was getting tired of - to continue her argument. "As I was saying, you can't possibly be all related, are you?" Hermions questioned, raising an eyebrow. Lucy just sighed, and rolled her eyes. "We aren't taking this from a technical point of view, Hermy. We're deeper than that. Unlike you." Lucy's eyes flickered for a moment. Erza could see that Hermione was about to interrupt, and quickly covered her mouth to let Lucy continue. "About two years ago, I ran away from home." Lucy started, making everyone listen. Hermione's eyes widened. "How could you? Your parents would've been worried sick!"

Lucy just shook her head. "Parent. Not parents. My mother past away when I was younger." Harry felt sorry for Lucy when he saw Lucy's normally happy brown eyes sadden. 'So that's what happened to her...' He thought, shuffling closer, like everyone else. "Anyways, I ran away from my father since he was a sick bastard who only cared about his business. Eventually, I got tired of him, and ran away.

"I had been walking around by myself for a while, but then I nearly got attacked by some men at night." Hogwarters held thier breath, curious but not curious to know what happened next. "I would've probably been killed. But, Natsu here saved me." She smiled warmly at the pink-haired weirdo. Lavendar raised an eyebrow. "Really? Natsu saved you? It wasn't like, Laxus or someone?" Erza glared at Lavendar, shutting her up effectively. "I was so happy when Natsu saved me - I wouldn't be here today if he didn't. Later on, he told me that he was part of the school, Fairy Tail Academy. He got me into the school, and they've been nothing but sweet to me ever since. They've given me food, a roof over my head, everything I could need. For that, I'm eternally grateful to them all. That's why they're like family to me - the family I never had."

The Gryffindor room was silent when Lucy had finished her story. Harry thought over what she had said. 'Her story is like mine; parent's aren't there to support, but she was saved from people by someone, who led them to a whole new world. In fact, if it wasn't for Hagrid, then I probably wouldn't be here.' Harry looked over to Natsu, who had somehow fallen asleep on Lucy's lap. 'He's brave going against grown men to save Lucy like that. I wonder what there school is like.' Even Hermione was quiet after Lucy's story. But that didn't last long. "I'm sorry, but I still have a lot of questions to ask." Harry face-palmed inwardly. 'Can you not read the mood, Hermione?' He thought, cringing slightly.

Gryffindors shook their heads at her, before quickly dispersing back to their own business. Erza checked the clock; it was nearly time for Dinner to start. "Let us talk about this later. We should start to go to Dinner right now." Erza stood up, along with Lucy and Gray. Quickly striding over, Erza punched Natsu in the gut, waking him up with a groan. "Ugh - Oh Mavis Erza please don't murder me!" The four climbed out of the Gryffindor room, leaving the Hogwarters alone. Hermione huffed, and glared at the boys. "Well, come on then! We need to follow them, and see what they're doing! I bet they're going to be avoiding us! And they're probably going to meet up with their friends too! Follow me!" Harry and Ron rolled their eyes, and followed her slowly.

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Once the fairies reached the Main Hall, it was crowded with people. "Wow, it's so crowded here!" Lucy gasped. "Don't you think, Nat..-su?" Lucy turned around to see that Natsu and Gray had vanished. She turned back to the table, to see them gobbling down the food. "Tgis ish sho goed!" Natsu mumbled, mouth full. Lucy wrinkled her nose, cringing in disgust. "Don't talk with your mouth full, Natsu. It's disgusting." Gray rolled his eyes. "He can't stop being disgusting. It's what he is twenty/four seven." Natsu glared at Gray. "Shut your mouth, stripper." Natsu muttered, swallowing his mouthful. "Make me!"

"Oh, I will!"

"What you gonna do, flame-brain?"

"Beat the hell out of you, ice-sickle!"

"Why you-!"

"Stop arguing at once!" Erza commanded, hitting them both over the head. They both groaned, and put their arms around each other, smiling stiffly. "What? We weren't fighting! We're best friends! Aren't we, Natsu?" Gray gritted his teeth, pinching Natsu's back. Pinching back, Natsu nodded. "Yeah! Of course!" Erza nodded and smiled, before sitting down again. Lucy just sweatdropped, and sat between Natsu and Erza. Soon enough, the trio arrived, much to the fairies distaste. "Honestly, why can't Hermione just give it up? She's so annoying, and I've only met her today!" Lucy mumbled into Erza's ear, who just nodded. Hermione marched up to the four, hands on hips and a determined expression firmly planted on her face. Harry and Ron just sat down, next to Natsu and Gray. "So, let's continue our conversation-"

"Wasn't much of a conversation, if you ask me." Harry muttered lowly. Hermione glared at him, eyes boring into his. "Well, I didn't ask you, so shut up!" SHe snapped back, turning to Lucy, this time. "Before I was rudely interrupted, I was saying that we should continue our conversationg from in the common room." Hermione protested eagerly, smiling at Lucy. She just sighed, and turned back to her food. "I thought we had said that we would continue it after Dinner, not while eating. It's not very ladylike, is it?" Hermione flushed pink - something she seemed to be doing a lot of, lately. "Well, don't care if it's ladylike or not. I want answers." Lucy groaned, and Gray came to her rescue. "I thought we had already answered your question, Hermione. Now if you'll excust us, we're trying to eat our food here, not listen to your nattering voice." Hermione glared at the stripper, as he casually threw his clothes on the ground. "Put on your clothes, for Merlin's sake!" She hissed, before stomping off to her best friends.

Gray sighed and rolled his eyes, sitting back down again. Lucy smiled. "Hey, thanks for the save there. That could've ended terribly; for her, I mean." (Demon Lucy!) Gray smiled and laughed, ruffling Lucy's hair. "No problem, Luce. Just keep your anger contained, alright?"

At the Hufflepuff table, people sat far away from Angry Juvia. "How dare Love~Rival talk to Gray-sama like that! Love~Rival is bewitching him! Juvia will make Love~Rival pay for getting in the way of Juvia and Gray-sama!" Juvia growled, a dark aura surrounding her. Lisanna just sweatdropped from opposite her, while Wendy tried to calm the fellow bluenette down. "I'm sure that Lucy and Gray were only having fun, Juvia. And anyways, I think Lucy-nii likes Natsu-nii!" Wendy said comfortingly, stroking Juvia's hair. Juvia instantly brightened up at this. "Really!" She exclaimed, clutching onto Wendy's robe. "So Love~Rival isn't really Love~Rival?" Wendy just sighed uncomfortably. "Well, I don't know if she likes Natsu-nii so.." Juvia's mood instantly darkened. "So Love~Rival is still Love~Rival, and Love~Rival still loves Gray-sama! Juvia will not allow this to happen!"

Lisanna sighed, and patted Juvia on the shoulder. "Don't worry about it, Juvia. I'm sure they're just friends. Besides, she's totally with Natsu!" Dispite contrary belief, Lisanna doesn't actually like Natsu. No, she liked someones else. (Hehe, guess who it is!) Juvia sniffled, and smilled at Lisanna. "Really, Lisanna? So Juvia has a chance with Gray-sama?" Lisanna nodded nicely, even though in her head, she was shaking her head. 'I'm not sure that Gray really likes Juvia right now, though...' "So, transfers... can we get any explanations about like, your school or anything?" Ernie asked eagerly, leaning into the girls' conversation. Elfman suddenly appeared, glaring at Ernie. "What the hell are you doing to my sister?" He growled, pushing Ernie slightly back. Ernie glared back. "Chill, man. I was just asking them a question." Elfman visibly relaxed.

"Well, you could've told me, MAN!" He roared, before sitting back down. 'What a weird man.' Ernie thought, raising his eyebrow slightly at the buff man. "Well, can you tell us about your school?" Ernie asked Lisanna, tugging slightly at her sleeve. She panicked slightly. 'Oh no, what do I tell him?' Luckily, Juvia came to her rescue. "Well, our school is very secret. It's not in any books, so don't bother looking in them. Juvia only joined recently, so Juvia doesn't know much about Fairy Tail Academy. Try asking someone like... Mira-san or Erza-san. They'll know more about the school than Juvia, Lisanna, or Wendy." Ernie just glared into space. "Great. And I thought I could get it out of you girlies... ugh, I'll just try someone else. Who's Mira and Erza, then?" Lisanna pointed at the silver-haired girl at the SLytherin table. "Tha there is my sister, Mira. She's really nice, so you might want to try asking her first."

Ernie wrinkled his nose in the Slytherin table. "But she's a Slytherin. She can't possibly be nice! And she's your sister? Shouldn't you be in Slytherin then, or she be in Hufflepuff?" Lisanna glared slightly at Ernie, as did Elfman. "Hey! Just cause sis is a Slyhterin, doesn' mean she's mean and horrible! Don't judge people like that! Sheesh!" Lisanna lectured slightly, whilst Elfman nodded behind her. "Judging people is not MAN, Ernie." Ernie just rolled his eyes. 'These transfers' are bonkers, I swear.' "Whatever. Who's Erza? Please for the love of Merlin let's hope that she's not another Slytherin." Wendy pointed a finger at the scarlet-haired, scary girl at the Gryffindor table. "That's Erza?" He exclaimed, coughing slightly to regain his composture. Wendy nodded. "Y-yeah, that's Erza.. but I don't think you should ask her, she's scary when you annoy her too much." Ernie rolled his eyes yet again. "Oh come one, she's not that scary, is sh-"

He watched as she hit the pink-haired boy over the head, and then ramming his face against the table. He paled visibly. "Alright. Maybe not then. She seems scary! Should she really be in Gryffindor?" Lisanna groaned once again. "Again with the judging!" She tutted. Ernie brushed her off. "Are there any other people who know anything about your school? Like, someone who's not crazy?" Juvia and Lisanna just shrugged. "I don't know. I guess you'll just have to ask around, hm?" And with that, the two teenage girls went back to their conversation. Ernie turned to the smallest girl - Wendy. "You can tell me something, right? I mean, there's no way that all three of you girls just joined or something, right?" To his disappointment, Wendy shook her head. "I'm sorry. I joined very recently too. More recent than Juvia though, so I know even less than them, I'm afraid." Ernie analyzed the small bluenette. "How are you even allowed in the fifth-year? You look about twelve. Should you even be in wizarding schools?"

Wendy flushed a delicate pink. "J-just because I'm small and young doesn't mean I'm weak! My capability is just as strong as Juvia or Lisanna! Everyone puts me down because I'm little! It's so unfair!" Wendy wailed, startling Ernie. People began to look over, as Wendy looked like she was about to burst into tears. Ernie panicked. "Um, shut up, Wendy! People are starting to stare!" All she did was shake her head and wail louder. "Everyone thinks they can just boss me around because they're bigger than me!" ERnie shook his head desparately. "ARGH! I didn't mean it like th - ugh, just please stop crying." He whispered, as people shook their heads at him. Suddenly, e felt a presence behind him. Scratch that, there was definitely two aura's behind him. Turning around, he nearly jumped in fright when he came face-to-face with Juvia and Lisanna, who both looked angry. "Honestly, why can't you just stop questioning us! We don't know! We gave you all the information we do know! So ask someone else! And you made Wendy cry! Ugh, stupid boy." Lisanna muttered, hurrying over to comfort Wendy. "It's alright, Wendy, he's just a mean, stupid, faggot."

"Hey!" Ernie protested, only to be met with the stare of the transfers. "What? You made Wendy cry?" Natsu growled menacingly, cracking his knuckles together. Ernie shook his head stubbornly. "N-no! It was just a misunderstanding! That's all!" He stammered, backing up (Like scur, scur!) "Children, calm down." An old voice said at the staff table. The transfers and Hogwarters turned, to see Makarov smiling merrily. "Leave the poor boy alone, children. He's scared enough, I think." Natsu jumped up, enraged. "But he made Wendy cry!" He protested, pointing at the pair. Makarov just chuckled. "I'm sure he didn't mean to. But, if anyone does make my children cry after this, then... you can deal with them however you want, Natsu. I promise." Makarov stated, face darkening for a second, before returning back to normal. Natsu muttered angrily under his breath, and sat down with everyone else. Ernie sighed in relief and sat down, making a mental note to not mess with any of the transfers. 'I kinda want to keep my life!'

Draco watched the scene in amazement. 'Wow, those transfers can get scary. Even though it seems like only Mira from the Slytherins actually cared enough. The other three don't seem to be bothered by that weird Wendy girl crying. Was that even her name?' Malfoy nudged Blaise, who was right next to him. "Over-reaction much?" He whispered, giving a glance to the transfers. What he didn't know, was that Laxus and Gajeel could hear him. They smirked inwardly, and each shifted to hear Malfoy better. "I know right. Like, it was only that stupid little girl. She seems like a crybaby, anyways. What a waste of time. They're so over-protective." Blaise whispered back, both of them completely oblivious to th evesdroppers. Soon enough, Mira and Bickslow joined the dragonslayers. "They're so... weird. Like, Pansy tried asking them questions, but they completly closed off and pushed her away. It was so werid. Like they wanted to protect somethin'. But, I want to know about their school. They don't say much about it, so they must be hiding something."

Laxus stood right behind Malfoy, arms crossed. Malfoy turned around, and Laxus - to his amusement - saw little beads of sweat roll down his forehead. "O-oh, hey, Laxus!" Malfoy stammered, backing up slightly. Laxus raised an eyebrow. "So... why were you talking about my family like that?" Malfoy looked up at him in confusion. "What? You mean your friends? Oh, I wasn't saying anything. Blaise and I were just talking about how we're interested in your school!" Malfoy's eyes glinted; this way, he could get the information out of them, by sweet-talking. Laxus didn't need to be Cobra to be able to read minds - Malfoy's plan was as clear as day. "You know, you could just ask us questions. We can answer them. Just, don't ask too deep into our history." Malfoy looked behind Laxus' broad frame to see Mira smiling sweetly at him. Laxus just rolled his eyes. "You don't have to be so nice to them. They're all such nosy litle bitches."

Malfoy looked stunned at the insult. "Excuse me? If you weren't in my House, I would've taken points off of you. I am in the Inquisitorial Squad, as you know." Bickslow chuckled, and stuck his tongue out. "Why do we give a fuck if we lose points?" Points, points, points... The totems whispered through Bickslow's soul. Malfoy shivered slightly. "Did you hear that?" He asked the fairies, looking around, spooked. Laxus, Gajeel, Mira and Bickslow could all hear the totems (Obviously Bickslow, duh) but they decided to mess with Malfoy. Mira cocked her head to the side, feigning surprise. "No. I don't hear anything. Do you, Laxus?" Laxus chuckled quietly, and shook his head. "Nope. What about you, Bix?" Malfoy grit his teeth as Bickslow shook his head, sticking his tongue out again. 'Great. Now they think I'm crazy!' "What about you, Gajeel?" Gajeel grunted, and shook his head too. "Gihi. Of course not - Malfoy over there is going crazy!"

Face flushed, Malfoy trembled slightly to keep his control. "Maybe it was just my imagination..." He muttered, although he knew that he had hard a few voices somewhere. "Anyways, what's your school like?" Malfoy asked, getting on with his plan. "Well, it's really fun there! There are hardly any rules, so, as you can think, we get in quite a lot of trouble from the Council." Mira laughed. Malfoy furrowed his brows. "Council? Do you mean the Ministry?" Mira nodded, quickly covering her mistake. "Um, yes! The Ministry!" Mira smiled fakely (Is that a word?) Malfoy just looked at her strangely, before asking more questions. 'Oh, dear Mavis, why can't the boys help me for once?' She thought desparately, giving the boys' a slgiht glare. Laxus jsut shook his head and continued to eat mountains, Bickslow just laughed, and Gajeel jsut didn't care. Mira sighed.

'Oh boy, this is going to be a looonng dinner.'

~break~

"Attention, all students!" Dumbledore shouted, getting the attention of all the nattering students. Even Natsu listened - he felt the same respect for Dumbledore as for Makarov. "I hope you have enjoyed your first day back at Hogwarts. As you know, there are some arrangements for this year. First of all, I hope you all know about the transfer students by now." The chattering started up almost immediately, as everyone stared at the fairies. "Please, transfers, come up here to get properly introduced." The fairies got up, and waltzed to the front of the Main Hall - well, those who were comfortable doing that. Levy, Wendy, Freed and Lisanna all went to the back of the crowd, whilst Lucy, Cana, Mira, Erza and the rest of the fairies went to the front of the crowd confidentely. Once they got to the front of the Hall, they all turned to face the Hogwarters, and stood in a line. 'Mavis, this is so embarrassing...' Levy thought, hiding behind her hands.

"Here are all the new transfer students. Please treat them all nicely for the rest of the year, and get them comfortable. One by one, they will introduce themselves to you. Erza, you are up first." Erza strided to the front of the 'stage' and eyes all of the Hogwarters. "My name is Erza Scarlet. If you don't annoy me or my family, then we will get along ust fine. If you continue to bother me with stupid questions or annoying nagging, then expect me to snap back." Erza said seriously, eyes lingering at Hermione for a second longer. Hermione flushed, as all eyes turned to her. "Of course that Mud-blood is the one asking questions." Malfoy whispered to Blaise. "Laxus, please come up." Said boy groaned in annoyance. "Do I have to?" He muttered, not moving an inch. Makarov nodded. "Yes, Laxus. You have to make more friends." Laxus groaned again, and slowly walked to the front, just like Erza. "Yo. My name is Laxus Dreyar. Fuck with me and you'll regret it." Laxus purposely turned around to stare Umbridge dead in the eye. She gulped, and kept staring back coldy.

Next was Cana. "HEY, BITCHES! The names' Cana! Cana Alberona! I have rules: Don't take my booze. Don't talk to me when I'm drinking. And give me booze. Well, hope we can be friends! *hic*" Hermione shook her head at the girl. "It's only been one day and I already hate that girl... does she have no sense of dignity?" Hermione whispered, shaking her head at the drunk girl. Harry just sighed in annoyance. "It seems every time you see Cana you have to find something wrong with her... just give it a rest, alright?" Harry muttered. Grimacing, Hermione sniffed, and turned her nose away. Wendy shyly walked to the front. "H-hello. My name is Wendy M-Marvell. I hope we can all be f-friends!" All the girls awed at the little girl. "This girl is so cute! Lavender squealed, clutching Parvati's sleeve. Parvati agreed. "But she's a bit young for fifth year, don't you think?" Angelina whispered, eyeing Wendy weirdly.

Freed walked towards the front calmly, even though half the girls fangirled. "Oh my god! He's so hot!" Hannah squealed, blushing slightly. Susan shook her head. "I think that Laxus guy is waay hotter!" Freed twitched slightly - he hated the attention that the girls gave him. "Hello. My name is Freed Justine. Pleasure to meet you all." The girls all fangirled. "Oh, he has manners too!" Freed groaned inwardly and walked away stiffly. "Good luck, whoever is next. The students are so immature." He muttered to the remaining fairies. Mira strutted to th front and smiled at everybody. Now, it was the boys' turn to 'fangirl'. "Now, this is some eyecandy right here, mhmm!" Blaise whistled, in the crowd of the catcalls and more whistling. The boys' of Fairy Tail growled slightly. "That's not MAN to hit on my sister!" Elfman muttered, glaring at all the boys'. The fairies nodded in agreement, whilst the girls just laughed. "Oh, come on, can you really blame the guys? We all know that Mira is sexy as fuck." Cana laughed, smirking. Tha girls nodded in agreement.

"Hello! My name is Mirajane Struass, and I hope we can all be friends! And don't hurt my friends - otherwise you're gonna have a bad time." Mira's face suddenyl turned demonis, and Harry swore that he saw some demon wings appear on Mira. Everyone shivered, even the fairies. "Ugh, I pray for anyone who makes Mira mad.." Lucy whispered to Levy. "I know right. Remember the time when Gray accidently ripped her dress? Argh, scary." The girls shivered slightly. Next was Bickslow. "Hey. I'm Bickslow. That's all you need to know." After his short introduction, Lucy skipped to the front. "Hi everybody! My name is Lucy Heartfilia, and I'm probably the most normal out of all of those crazy bitches. I'm sur we'll be good friends!" Lucy looked behind her and winked cheekily at the fairies. They shook their heads at her. "Well, I'm normal too!" Levy shouted. Lucy raised an eyebrow. "Really? You have blue hair, Levy. Not sure if I would call that normal." Levy pouted.

One by one, the fairies introduced themselves properly, and finally the Hogwarters knew the names of each and every one of them. As the Hogwarters departed to their houses, the fairies hugged each other. "I don't know if I can live with only seeing you for a few hours!" Cana cried drunkenly, hugging Lucy tightly. Lucy sweatdropped, and patted Cana's head awkwardly. "Y-yeah... could you like... I dunno... let go of me now?" Lucy asked, looking around the room. Cana let go, chuckling slightly. "Ah, sorry Lulu! bye bye! I'll see you tomorrow, m'kay? All have a good night!" The fairies said goodnight to each other, and headed to their respected houses. "Ah, time for a goods ni- oh." Lucy's face fell as she saw Hermione standing in front of her, arms crossed. 'Damn it, I'm tired!' Hermione's eyes narrowed. "Well, now that Dinner has finished, we can carry our conversation." Hermione sniffed, glaring at the fairies. Lucy groaned loudly. "can we talk about it later, Hermione? I'm really tired, and so is everyone else. I'm sure no-one wants to stay awake to hear you screeching at us." Lucy yawned, exaggerating her tiredeness.

Hermione growled inwardly. 'I've been waiting all Dinner for this conversation, and now they want to go to sleep? I swear to Merlin that I will not let them sleep until they've answered my questions!' Hermion blocked the girls passagewya, irritating Erza and Lucy. "Harry! Ron! Block the boys passageway!" Hermione exclaimed, pointing to the other stairs. The boys looked doubtful - they didn't want to be the victims of the Fairies rage. "I'm sure the boys can't answer your questions, Hermione. Why not let them go?" Ron tried to convinc Hermione to let the drowsy boys go. She just glared at the ginger. "Do I look like I care? Go block the passageway - now!" Ron and Harry groaned - they were also tired. "I can't believe that Hermione is making us do this." Harry muttered lowly to Ron, whilst they got in the boys way. Natsu looked at them, confused. "Uh, could you move?" Natsu asked dumbly, semming like he didn't just hear the conversation that went down. (Natsu is a dumbass, no offense...)

Ron just rolled his eyes. "Sorry, mate, can't let you go." Natsu just looked even more confused. "Why not?" Ron shuddered slightly. "Do you know how scary Hermione can get if we don't follow her rules? Bloody demonic, she gets." Natsu and Gray shuddered at this. "We get you, man. Erza can get just as scary." Gray and Natsu headed towards the fireplace, and sat down in the sofas. Harry and Ron followed them, and they talked about how scary girls could get. Meanwhile, Lucy and Erza were battling the hardest monster they had come across - Hermione Granger. "Come on, Hermione. We're tired, and we can't be bothered to answer any questions." Lucy sighed, trying to push Hermione out of the way. Hermione stood firm. "I am not letting you ast until I get answers!" Erza growled slightly, loud enough for Hermione and Lucy to hear her. "Please, Hermione, get out of the way, before I have to physically push you." Hermione gulped, but still stood firm. "No! I want answers! What do you learn in your school? Why can't you tell us anything? Why does a twelve year-old girl attend the fifth year here? It's messed up!" Hermione exclaimed, nose in the air.

Erza looked at Hermione in the eyes. "Hermione. Do we look like we're in the mood to answer any questions? Please get out of the way - now." Hermione grit her teeth - frustrated, she moved out of the way, watching furiously as the girls waltzed up the stairs. 'I will get the information, soon!' Harry nudged Ron. "We should run before Hermione blows her top at us." The boys nodded, and all four of them dashed up the stairs, leaving Hermione alone to rage in the Common room.

~break~

I'm so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sorry for not following my schedule! You can slap me now! Nooo! Well, I hope you like this new chapter. I'll try to be on time next time. Please forgive me! And if there are any spelling mistakes or gammar mistakes, I'm sorry. I type really fast, and I try to proof-read it, but I get kinda bored. Well, remember to R&R!

Love you all, Loliquet~