Lk17: Hi guys!!

RedEyed: (sleeping AGAIN)

Lk17: REDEYED WAKE UP!!

RedEyed: Ahhhh!! I SWEAR OFFICER I WAS ONLY GOING 80!!

Zelda: ?? Uh…aren't you supposed to go under 80 in the highway?

Link: In her little world I guess not

Lk17: ANYWAY we are here to welcome our one chapter guest…..

Everyone: GANONDORF!!

RedEyed: Bring the fattie out here!

Everyone except RedEyed: (whispering)

Midna: Uh… RedEyed we have to tell you something

Link: REDEYED YOU HAVE TO BE MORE SENSATIVE!!

RedEyed: (eyes turn red from anger) Excuse me? NO ONE COMMANDS ME!!

Lk17: No RedEyed! He is right! You have to be more sensitive!

RedEyed: But-I-but ARRGGHH!! Fine

Lk17: Good

Link: (throws a celebration party)

Zelda: So where is Ganondorf?

Ganondorf: Right here! (walks into studio oddly)

Midna: Why are you walking funny?

Ganondorf: Because I uh… split my pants

Everyone: HAHAHAHAH!!

Lk17: How did you split it?

Ganondorf: I wanted to pick a pretzel of the floor and well it happened

RedEyed: No wonder they split! Next time try picking some vegetable off the floor!



Zelda: RedEyed

RedEyed: What?

Link: You're doing it again

RedEyed: Oh right

Ganondorf: Well I better go

Midna: Why so soon?

Ganondorf: Believe me you don't want to know OH look a pretzel! (bends down revealing a thong)

Everyone even viewers: OMGOMGOMGOMG!! AAAHHHHHH!!

RedEyed: I'M TRYING TO BE MORE SENSATIVE AND YOU'RE WEARING A THONG!?

Ganondorf: I warned you. You don't want to know

Zelda: Just get out the viewers don't deserve this!!

Ganondorf: (walks toward door) Oh wait forgot my keys! (bends over couch with butt toward door)

Ilia: (walks in) Soory I'm late guys OMG!! MY EYES!! GONONDORF WHY ARE YOU WEARING A THONG!? I COME INSIDE ONLY TO SEE THIS!!

Zelda: (throws him out the door)

Lk17: Good job!

Link: ……………..

Midna: Link what's wrong?

Link: I'm BLIND!!

RedEyed: Hahahah! He went blind from Ganondorf thong! (phone rings)

Lk17: Hello? (pauses) Uh..RedEyed it's for you

RedEyed: Hello? (pauses) WHAT?! NO I WILL NOT! (pauses) Really? Fine. Only because I don't want to get sued!!

Everyone: (so curious)

RedEyed: Because we humiliated Ganon "dork" on live I have to fold his underwear or we will get sued

Link: Uhh…….well good luck!



RedEyed: (gets his package of underwear) ARRGGH!!

Zelda: Well at least you understand how we feel when your mean to us

RedEyed: Why is that?

Everyone: HAHAHAHAH!!

RedEyed: This punishment is cruel and unusual! (picks up boxer and folds it) This is cruel. (picks up ANOTHER thong and shows it to everyone) AND THIS IS UNUSUAL!!

Midna: Well what are you going to do about it?

RedEyed: THIS!! (throws underwear in a fireplace)

Ilia: That's one way to put it

Link: Now what are we going to do?

Teletubies: HI HI!!

RedEyed: (smiles evily) I know

Lk17: RedEyed? (pauses to think) NO YOU WLL NOT!

RedEyed: (brings out chainsaw) Hey Teletubie! Over here into this back alley there is uh….RAINBOW!

Teletubie: Really? YAY YAY! (walks into back alley)

Everyone: NO DON'T DO IT!! (sounds of chainsaw and high screams are heard)

Zelda: Too late

RedEyed: (walks out of alley happy) Well that was fun!

Link: (backs away slighty)

RedEyed: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKINGAT!?

Link: (cries in a corner with a raincloud over his head)

Ilia: Wow she is really anger this chapter

RedEyed: I'm not mad I'm just extra evil today

Midna: I'm bored

RedEyed: DEAL WITH IT!!

Lk17: Uh…….see you next time on-



Link: If there is a next time. She might blow up the whole studio!

Lk17: Well you got a point there. Well when she cools down a bit then we'll come back

RedEyed: YOU BETTER REVIEW IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH ME!!