Lk17: Hi guys!!
RedEyed: (sleeping AGAIN)
Lk17: REDEYED WAKE UP!!
RedEyed: Ahhhh!! I SWEAR OFFICER I WAS ONLY GOING 80!!
Zelda: ?? Uh…aren't you supposed to go under 80 in the highway?
Link: In her little world I guess not
Lk17: ANYWAY we are here to welcome our one chapter guest…..
Everyone: GANONDORF!!
RedEyed: Bring the fattie out here!
Everyone except RedEyed: (whispering)
Midna: Uh… RedEyed we have to tell you something
Link: REDEYED YOU HAVE TO BE MORE SENSATIVE!!
RedEyed: (eyes turn red from anger) Excuse me? NO ONE COMMANDS ME!!
Lk17: No RedEyed! He is right! You have to be more sensitive!
RedEyed: But-I-but ARRGGHH!! Fine
Lk17: Good
Link: (throws a celebration party)
Zelda: So where is Ganondorf?
Ganondorf: Right here! (walks into studio oddly)
Midna: Why are you walking funny?
Ganondorf: Because I uh… split my pants
Everyone: HAHAHAHAH!!
Lk17: How did you split it?
Ganondorf: I wanted to pick a pretzel of the floor and well it happened
RedEyed: No wonder they split! Next time try picking some vegetable off the floor!
Zelda: RedEyed
RedEyed: What?
Link: You're doing it again
RedEyed: Oh right
Ganondorf: Well I better go
Midna: Why so soon?
Ganondorf: Believe me you don't want to know OH look a pretzel! (bends down revealing a thong)
Everyone even viewers: OMGOMGOMGOMG!! AAAHHHHHH!!
RedEyed: I'M TRYING TO BE MORE SENSATIVE AND YOU'RE WEARING A THONG!?
Ganondorf: I warned you. You don't want to know
Zelda: Just get out the viewers don't deserve this!!
Ganondorf: (walks toward door) Oh wait forgot my keys! (bends over couch with butt toward door)
Ilia: (walks in) Soory I'm late guys OMG!! MY EYES!! GONONDORF WHY ARE YOU WEARING A THONG!? I COME INSIDE ONLY TO SEE THIS!!
Zelda: (throws him out the door)
Lk17: Good job!
Link: ……………..
Midna: Link what's wrong?
Link: I'm BLIND!!
RedEyed: Hahahah! He went blind from Ganondorf thong! (phone rings)
Lk17: Hello? (pauses) Uh..RedEyed it's for you
RedEyed: Hello? (pauses) WHAT?! NO I WILL NOT! (pauses) Really? Fine. Only because I don't want to get sued!!
Everyone: (so curious)
RedEyed: Because we humiliated Ganon "dork" on live I have to fold his underwear or we will get sued
Link: Uhh…….well good luck!
RedEyed: (gets his package of underwear) ARRGGH!!
Zelda: Well at least you understand how we feel when your mean to us
RedEyed: Why is that?
Everyone: HAHAHAHAH!!
RedEyed: This punishment is cruel and unusual! (picks up boxer and folds it) This is cruel. (picks up ANOTHER thong and shows it to everyone) AND THIS IS UNUSUAL!!
Midna: Well what are you going to do about it?
RedEyed: THIS!! (throws underwear in a fireplace)
Ilia: That's one way to put it
Link: Now what are we going to do?
Teletubies: HI HI!!
RedEyed: (smiles evily) I know
Lk17: RedEyed? (pauses to think) NO YOU WLL NOT!
RedEyed: (brings out chainsaw) Hey Teletubie! Over here into this back alley there is uh….RAINBOW!
Teletubie: Really? YAY YAY! (walks into back alley)
Everyone: NO DON'T DO IT!! (sounds of chainsaw and high screams are heard)
Zelda: Too late
RedEyed: (walks out of alley happy) Well that was fun!
Link: (backs away slighty)
RedEyed: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKINGAT!?
Link: (cries in a corner with a raincloud over his head)
Ilia: Wow she is really anger this chapter
RedEyed: I'm not mad I'm just extra evil today
Midna: I'm bored
RedEyed: DEAL WITH IT!!
Lk17: Uh…….see you next time on-
Link: If there is a next time. She might blow up the whole studio!
Lk17: Well you got a point there. Well when she cools down a bit then we'll come back
RedEyed: YOU BETTER REVIEW IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH ME!!
