My friends J.C. and Derek will be appearing in this story along with Janelle.
Say hello to Janelle my personal muse.
Janelle: Yo. That's how I roll.
Mishka: All right then on with the fic. Itachi and the lotion commercial.
Cliché fest chapter
"Itachi on the set now!" J.C. called. Derek swiveled the camera to the set and smiled grabbing toilet paper to put in his nose when the nosebleed came.
Mishka sat off set with a camera along with Sasuke who looked exhausted. Wouldn't you be after a night where Naruto demanded to top?
"Okay Itachi," J.C. began. "We need you to be smexier than a- a- something really smexy. Steamier than a Sasunaru smut scene and sultry like EP's smexy voice.
Janelle: The only one who can top EP's voice in smexiness is Edward from Twilight, even though I have never heard his voice, I'm sure it would be the smexiest thing ever.
Sasuke: Hey!
Janelle: Even more than you.
Mishka: Let's not get violent.
Sasuke put away Shuriken. (Not allowed at AKON do the grandma test)
Sasuke: For more details on the grandma test review Mishka.
Derek: Quiet on set.
The lights dimmed and the fangirls squealed. Mishka yells something about ' oh so scary Naruto clutch onto Sasuke and then you can…" she trailed off seeing as how Neji knocked her out again. Gaara glares at Neji but lets it slide.
Itachi sat in his boxers. Pooling lotion into his hands. He smoothed it onto his legs and stretched the leg languorously a gentle smirk on his face. "Lotion" he whispered. Suddenly he was dressed and was right up on the camera with a katana and then he said very calmly. "Buy it or else."
Suddenly the stores were swamped with eager/terrified buyers that wished only to own the lotion or live.
Julius Caesar: Oh my I love this lotion.
Caesar picks up lotion and slips it into his toga.
Casca: I am not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. Gay, gay, gay, gay.
Brutus grabs some lotion.
Brutus: it is for my wife. Portia.
Brutus grabs another bottle and then another.
Brutus: it's a gift for Cassius.
Mishka: then what's the other bottle for?
Sasuke and Itachi lean in and whisper simultaneously "lubrication."
Naruto somewhere gets shivers.
"My lube senses are tingling." He then hides in a closet.
Janelle: I wish I had a helicopter…
Everyone stares at Janelle while Mishka dances around singing Malchik Gay.
Cinna the Poet walks onto the stage and says something about not liking gay couples there is a riot and everyone is screaming 'tear him for his bad verses.' After they rip him limb from limb Mishka once again begins on Malchik Gay. And everyone joins in. Sasuke pulls Naruto out of a closet and then molests him. While Itachi takes pictures for his myspace. Mishka asks Itachi if he can get doubles. He agrees. J.C. stares on with Derek a.k.a. porcupine head.
Mishka and Janelle: Shake that ass Danny boy!!!!!!!
The end
