Chapter 7
Mr. Roboto
Disclaimer: I don't own anything...yet anyway...nor will I ever (Damn)
"I might want to walk with my butt cheeks clenched together" Lee said as they got into a room away from Vincent
"that might be a good idea" Kirby said
Heather just stared ahead
"what's eatin' you?" Kirby asked
"sword" Heather said
"sword?" Lee asked
"I HAVE A SWORD!" Heather said as she held a sword above her head as the zelda got Item theme came from nowhere
Darkcomet: I am so gonna get sued for that
"good for you...now what is the rest of this stuff?" Kirby asked
"who gives a shit...I have a sword. People with swords don't have to know anything" Heather said
"Well now you have a sword so you have an excuse" Kirby said
Heather took a swipe at Kirby
"HEY! that isn't funny" Kirby said as they left the room laughing at him
"Bitch" He said under his breath as he followed them
they walked around awhile running into the occasional creature and Heather killeing it with her sword...which she neglected to actually name...it is a Katana
they reached a room with a giant picture
"what does the discription under the picture say?" Lee asked
"Keep out of reach of chemicals, meat, and fire...please drop in bucket" Heather said
"so we need to burn the picture?" Lee said
"probably...and even if we don't NEED to it will still be fun" Kirby said reaching into his mouth and pulling out another crown looking thing. He pushed the button and it made fire pop on his head
"Damn!" Heather said backing up
"AHHHHHHHHH!" Kirby screamed as fire shot out off his mouth and burned the picture up
"Well let's contiue shall we" Heather said as they walked through the door
(BE) at James's apartment
"hmmm...so I need to boild a skillet full of water...O.K."James said as he began to boil water and he watched a T.V. in the Kitchen...he was watching a baseball game
"That's it I am just going to walk in there and stab him...and kill him!" Maria said frustrated
"sounds like a good plan" Mary said
"allright here I go" Maria said as she kicked the door open...of course James didn't notice
"DIE JAMES!" Maria said running at him with the knife
"No...no...NO...DAMNIT!" James screamed as he slamed his fist down and hit the handle of the skillet hard this caused the contents...the boiling water ...to launch out of the skillet very fast...and they hit Maria in the face
"OWWWWWWW..IT BURRRRNS!" She screamed as she writhed on the ground...James still din't notice
"Maria" Mary said as she grabbed her and they vanished
"damn neighbors...I wish they would keep it down" James said
(BE) to a dark room
"I now know how to get the demon to stir enough for me to absorb it...by killing that miserable girls moronic father...I am going to go there now...to begin my killing spree" Bass said as he grabbed a sword
(BE) to the top of James's apartment
"O.K. then you know what to do right?" Claudia asked
"yes damnit...you can only tell me 30 times before I get a little pissed" this rather large giant monster said
"good just make sure you get the job done" Claudia said as they walked twords James's apartment
(BE) back to Heather and co.
"why do I hear music?" Kirby asked
"I think I know where this is going" Heather said
The walked into a room with a ladder and all of them looked and they saw a weird monster doing the robot...and singing
"Domo morigoto Mr. Robot...domo domo" Valtiel sang
"Valtiel" Heather said
"Oh hey baby...what is happening" Valtiel said trying to sound hip
"nearly been killed...three time" Heather said
"sorry to hear that" Valtiel just kept dancing away
"dude there is something wrong with you" Kirby said
"I'd love to see you bust sweet moves like this" Valtiel said
His cell phone rang he had Enter Sandman as a ringtone
"yo cuz" He said
"no I don't need your damn help I will learn on my own" Valtiel said as he hung up...sorry about that my cousin has some roomates...they are cool but one is just plain crazy" Valtiel said getting back to his robot
"Allright...just gonna go now" Heather said leaving
"bye..weirdo" Kirby said following her
"keep on keepin' on my brother" Lee said hitting his chest with his fist
"thanks holmes" Valtiel said as Lee left
They left and wandered around in the dark for awhile until they found a place kind of out of the way where there was some sort of book
"and then the princess went to the beast and said I will deafeat you. The beast replied...Bitch didn't I kill you already? The princess then spoke the magic words..." Heather tried to read the words
"what is it?" Kirby asked
"All hail Shadow?" Heather said
"what the hell does that mean?" Lee asked confused they left the room
Darkcomet: Shadow...why the hell did you mess with that?
Shadow: what they should all hail me
Darkcomet: thos are the words to kill the invincible monster
shadow: Kill? I thought he was invincible?
Darkcomet: you better find a way to fix this
Shadow: fine...I will do it...why can't Sephiroth do it?
Darkcomet: he is on vacation
Shadow: Lazy freeloader
As Heather and Co. Walked around they found a gian monster blocking the door
"Oh...my...god what the hell is that thing?" Kirby asked
"It looks like a giant pillar monster" Lee said
"I'm gonna stab it" Heather said...stabbing it
Nothing happnened
"uhhh" Heather said
Shadow: let me handle it
shadow came down with a really freakin' big rocket launcher and blew the monster to pieces
Shadow: your welcome
he then vanished
Afraid the ill-tempered hedgehog was going to come back they ran away out the door
"whew we made it" Heather said happy
"now where to?" Kirby asked
"well this building is my apartment building" Heather said so they of couse walked in
they made it to Heathers apartment
"DAD! I'm home!" she hollared
"Just have a look around" Heather said
"dad did you pass out on he...AHHHHHHHHH!" she screamed
"what is it!?" Lee said as he and Kirby ran to Heathers side
James was sitting in his chair covered in blood
"dude what is wrong with this guy? Drink to much?" Kirby said laughing
"THAT'S MY DAD AND HE IS COVERED IN HIS OWN BLOOD!" Heather said getting beyond pissed off
"look...foot prints" Lee said
Heather ran after the foot prints
As Hether made it to the roof
"why the hell are you here?" Bass asked the weird creature
"probably the same reason you are" The creature said to the floating Bass
"Well back off I claim this one" Bass said
The creature extended blades from it's arm
"so...I have blood stained blades...who is the bitch gonna believe" The creature said
"WHICH ONE OF YOU DIRTY SONS OF BITCHES DID THAT TO MY DAD! ANSWER ME!" Heather screamed
The creature and Bass pointed at each other
Heather looked at the sword monster
"YOU...YOU SHIFTY LOOKING DOUCHE BAG! I AM GOING TO SEND YOU TO HELL WHERE SATAN IS GOING TO MAKE YOU HIS BITCH!" Heather screamed
"damn!" Bass said
"I'd like to see you try" The creature said pulling his blades out and running at Heather
She pulled out her sword and swung it... she cut the thing in half
"Oh shit...to much anger" Bass said turning to run only to see Lee standing in his way
"and where do we think we are going?" Lee asked
"don't act so smug you little bastard I will mop the floor with you" Bass said
"HEY YOU CAPE WEARNG ASSHOLE! LEE IS GONNA STOMP YOUR ASS SO BAD YOU ARE GONNA CRY LIKE LEE'S BITCH!" Heather screamed
"seriously..she is pissed" Bass said as he landed on the ground
"the lotus blooms twice" Lee said
"and what the hell is that supposed to mean?" Bass said confused
"let me show you" Lee said putting his hand up ready to fight
"Allright if that is the way you want it" Bass said putting up his aura
the epic fight is going to begin...next chapter
END OF CHAPTER
Oh I think this is gonna be awesome...I can't wait. Hey everybody I don't really have alot to say...but hey maybe this quick udate thing will continue..who knows? Please ask some questions...Shadow really wants one, but on the flip side so does Bass...just ask with caution with him...he is a little testy. Until next chapter
