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DON'T GET ON MY GOOD SIDE: Chapter 8: Troublemakers and bruises

As I woke up, everything was blury. I felt pain all over. I took a grasp of my soroundings. Blaze was there, caring for me and making sur I was O.K. Spike was on a sofa, with a pillow under his head and a blanket covering him. He was asleep. I also was on a soft, suporting sofa, with a soft blanket and pillow. Rouge mouthed 'sorry' to me, but I didn't remember much. Then Blaze got up, and while she did, I looked at the area that hurt most, which was my 'area'. I was all bruised up there. Now I know why Rouge sorried me. Blaze came back, with an ice pack, and put it were the bruises were, and I wasn't very happy about it.

" MY GOD!!! WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF PERVERT!!! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!!! YOUR A GIRL!!!" I souldn't of yelled at her, but I was pretty upset, how was I to go to the bathroom without pain? She got pretty ticked off, I could tell, because she was starting to shroud in flames. But then she saw the ice pack, and stopped. I guess she felt sorry for me.

" Were's Sonic at? Usually he runs to get his camera phone when I'm hurt."

" Oh, he went to pick a friend up, he didn't tell me who though." As we thought of who he went to get, the most irritating knock sounded from the door. Then the door busted open.

" It's a me, Mario!" Said a familiar, red plumber.

" And it's a me, Sonic the Hedgie!"

" Why-a didn't you do-a your catch phrase?"

" ' Cause I don't got one."

" Oh, okey-dokie then!"

" Sonic, what are you doing with Mario, I thought you were rivals?"

" We sorted things out at the olympics."

FLASHBACK

" Sonic, why do we-a hate eachother?"

" 'Cause our creaters wanna get rich."

" I-a think were eaqual though, your-a fast, and I can-a jump and shoot fire-balls!"

" Screw SEGA and sonic team then! Your my new freind!"

" Okey dokie then!"

" But there's just one thing though."

" What-a is it then?"

" PLEEEEEAAAASSSEEE please please please plllllleeeaaase can I be in your new super smash bros game? And Shadow to?"

" Sure-a thing!"

FLASHBACK OVER PEOPLES

" Good times...Good times..." Everyone stared at sonic for the inturupting flashback.

" Anywho, hows Spike and Shadow?"

" O.K, but they still got bruises."

" What happend to-a them?" Mario asked. He looked concerned.

" Oh, one of the chicks here got ticked off and put da whoopin' on 'em 'cause theres no cake here."

" Oh."

" Look, Blaze, how 'bout me and you go to the store?...Were's Midnight at?"

" Right here." She was in the shade. Her black fur blended well in the scenery, no wonder I didn't se her.

" Good idea. While your gone, me and Mario will just-"

" DON'T EVEN THINK YOUR STAYING HERE WITHOUT ADULD SUPERVISION." Blaze said. Here temper is usfull, it just saved our house from utter distruction.

" Kay, kay, I get it." Sonic said.

" Now, were leaving, Vanilla will be here to keep an eye on you little monsters, got it?"

" O.K" Sonic and Mario both said. As we left, somthing happened...

" There, gone. Know what that means?"

" What?"

" TOTALLY COOL HOUSE PARTY!"

" Didn't-a the purple kitty say we shouldn't?"

" AND?"

" It-a just doen't feel-a right...But sounds-a fun!"

Me and Blaze were in our local grocery store. We grabbed tons of things, including my usual budweiser.

" Wait here." Blaze asked me. She came back with a box of tampons.

" You do know that I know what they're for. And I'm guessing those are for Rouge."

" Her, and me."

" That explains why you begged for that cheesecake and called it 'my precious'."

ANOTHER FLASHBACK

" Blaze come on! Sonic and Mario probably tore apart the house!"

" NO!!! I CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT MY PRECIOUS!!!"

" What is it with girls and cheesecake?...It's gross."

( Shadow drags Blaze away with box of cheesecake in her hand)

" YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL ME TO SEPERATE ME FROM MY PRECIOUS!!!"

" I know..."

FLASHBACK OVER NOW

" I cleared that thought out of my brain, thank-you author." We walked down the isle, and Blaze also begged for a Chako-Wako bar, I said 'no', she threatened to kick me in my bruised up balls, so I let her have it, for my ball's sake. We ran home, and I could only imagine what Sonic did to our house. As we cautiously entered the home, we were suprised to see Sonic and Mario just sitting there reading books.

" Home already? Gee, time really flies when your reading...Phisics and Matter? Eww, I'm learning things..." Sonic said.

"But I thought we'd-a tell them about the party?" Mario said. Hmm, I knew they were gonna do SOMETHING crazy.

" What party?" Blaze questioned.

" None! Way to blow it plumber boy..."

" Tink of dis, atleast they didn't see the garage!"

" WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE GARAGE?" Blaze and I both shouted. We both ran to the garage, and there was a sight so terrible, I'm scared to tell you. Knuckles was in a corner, with a lampshade over his head yelling 'freedome' over and over again. Toilet paper coated both my honda and my harly. Someone spraypainted ' I LUV SPUGETI' and ' PONEEZ SUK!' on the walls. My budweiser was all over the place...Empty...And Rouges bras and thongs were EVERYWERE.

" What happend here?" I said to them.

" Totally cool house party...?" Sonic said in a whimpering tone. He KNEW he was in big trouble.

" You know what I'm gonna do to you, right?" Blaze said.

" Please grounded grounded grounded grounded." I quietly chanted.

" WHY DID'T YOU INVITE ME? I WANNA HAVE FUN TO! YOU SUCK! KNOW WHY? 'CAUSE YOU SUCK, THAT'S WHY!" I can't belive Sonic got away with that. Mario eventually left, he said it was getting to weird for him. Now that things quieted down, Midnight came over on my lap.

" And what did YOU do while we were gone?"

" Nothin'. Just reading a book, that Sonic took out of my hands when you arived."

" I still don't get it that Sonic got away with all that while Vanilla was here."

" They knocked her out with turkey sandwitches."

" Toch'e."

" So, I guess this means the chapter's over now."

" Why would you say that?"

" 'Cause the auther's running out of ideas."

" O.K then...It's the end of the chapter."

I HAD to put Mario in here, makes everything funny.