Massively sorry for the long wait for this. My computer got a virus and had to be refragmented, which destroyed all the previous files. Sorry, but not much I can do about it. Anyway, enjoy the answers to your questions, it was great to get so much feedback on this.
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Q-AND-A
DragonMaster 02: My question happens to be aimed at Miki and Godzilla, What would be your reaction if a little... Mishap occurred in the link, causing the two of you to switch bodies. (I.E. Miki controlling Godzilla's body and Godzilla controlling Miki's body. I think that would be quite weird, but possible...
Miki: Well, that would be… weird. To say the least. I'd be pretty scared, really. And confused. Just suddenly ballooning up like that…
Godzilla: (Translated) Same, it'd be weird being all small and tiny…
Kendell: To Miki: On a scale from one to ten, how much do you want to have Godzilla vaporise Akira, Marutomo, and/or Katigiri?
Miki: I'd never have Godzilla kill anybody. Akira's just annoying, but Marutomo and Katagiri… yeah, they're assholes.
To Akane: Did you know that the team thinks you're scarier than Godzilla?
Akane: No… I didn't…
Kazama: Uh-oh…
To Katigiri: What in the world do you have against giant monsters?
Katagiri: These creatures are menaces to all mankind! They must be stopped now, before they have a chance to grow and… (Gets hit with a tranquiliser to the neck)
Osaki: Seriously, Akane, do you ever go out without that thing?
To Godzilla: What are your feelings on the Red Bamboo?
Godzilla: Anything hurts Miki, I smash it. Simple.
To Rodan, Manda, Anguirus, Mothra, and Hedorah: What are your feelings on humanity?
Rodan: Well at first I just thought they were on my turf, but then I saw they were everywhere, so… yeah I don't mind 'em, long as they leave me alone.
Anguirus: You mean those little things in those jets? Ah, I got nuhin' against 'em.
Manda: They are a foolish, arrogant, wasteful breed and I don't want to talk about them.
Mothra: They are still growing. I know they are capable of being more than they are now.
Hedorah: Hedorah not care about stupid humans. Hedorah just want to eat Smog. Smog for Hedorah!
Infinite Freedom: I have a question for Godzilla. It is this: what will you do when you face a monster you can't beat?
Godzilla: If I can't smash something… then that just means it needs to be smashed harder.
Also if a female of your species were to appear would you seek her out as a mate?
Godzilla: Probably. I'm a creature of instinct, so I guess that'd include mating instincts.
Miki: Eww… bad mental image…
In addition what are you going to do when Miki starts dating?
Godzilla: Every creature finds itself a mate sooner or later. But like I said above: If anything hurts Miki, physically or otherwise, I'll chase it down and beat it to a mushy pulp. If it's lucky.
Wingblade Alpha: Rodan: Do you take kindly to being called "bird-brain"?
Rodan: What? Who called me that? I'll blast 'em good!
Mothra: Do you have any guilty pleasures? Cosmos: How do you deal with said guilty pleasures?
Mothra: We Kaiju do not concern ourselves with such things. We are simpler beings.
Moll: So there's not much to deal with.
Mothra: These two, on the other hand…
Lora: Shut up!
Infinite Freedom: Miki: What would you do if Godzilla dropped that guy you had a crush on right in front of you? Also what would you do to Kazama if he ever read your diary?
Miki: If he did that, I would coat him in fish oil and feed him to Godzilla.
Kazama: Ouch…
Takuya: What about the other thing?
Miki: What other thing? (Blushed)
Miyuki: The guy.
Miki: There isn't one? (Blushes even more)
Akane: OK, screw it, next question.
GodzillaGuy: Godzilla, can you do the Soulja Boy dance?
Godzilla: That what-now?
Miki: Well that answers that…
OK, sorry that took as long as it did… but thanks to everybody for some great questions, and hopefully I'll get some oneshots up soon. If anyone has any suggestions, feel free!
All Reviews Welcome!
