This was good...XD I had fun here.

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I have something to announce at the bottom...XD


Russia woke up.

It was MORNING! Woah…loud…

He stretched, and yawned.

Went downstairs.

Humming to himself…

Got himself some toast. With butter on.

The Baltics froze in his awesome presence, and attempted to hide.

They were ignored.

Then he ate the toast (c'mon, what else is he gonna do, use it as loo roll? Now THAT would be awkward…)

Then his face lit up with inspiration. He swaggered (like a BOSS) past the Baltics, and patted them each on the head once.

Patpatpat…

So then he went upstairs(now THAT is daft. Is he gonna go uplift?) and got out his phone.

Typed some numbers that the readers could not see into his phone.

And pressed the ring button.

Ring ring…

Ring ring…

Ri-

"Germany speaking?"

"Privyet comrade-i-kins!"

"Russia?"

"Da! It is I!"

"Why are you calling me?"

"I just wanted to tell you…

"Ja…?"

"Italy has made friends with England."

There was a very awkward silence.

"…WHAT! THAT-"

I should point out the next few sentences involve naughty words that little children should not discover, so I will replace them with other words that I thought were better.

"THAT KEYBOARDING WINDOW! I SWEAR I'M GOING TO BOOKING GOOGLE HIS CROWN! HE HAS COMPLETELY BETRAYED ME! WHEN I GET ME HANDS ON THAT ICE-CREAM CONE I WILL SHOVE MY SHINY CARROT UP HIS SCRAWNY LITTLE FRYING PAN! THAT IS-"

There was then a very loud smashing sound.

Russia chuckled.

Then a door banging was heard, and Russia burst (not literally. Man that would be messy) into hysterics, and fell, laughing, onto his chair.


Haha. That was fun.

Well, I have to say this...I am now officially One With Mother Russia! HAPPY FACE!

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If you wanna know about chapter names, it's simply just the name of the song I was listening to when I wrote it.