Chapter Seven: Never wake Madara up with water.
Okay chapter seven is finally up tell me what you think in a review please.
Deidara rubbed his eyes sitting up slowly. He glanced around the room until his one shoeing eye rested on a clock.
"SHIT!" he jumped off the couch and ran over to Sasuke's bed. He shook the Uchiha trying to get him to wake up.
"SASUKE WAKE UP IT'S TEN THIRTY, UN!"
Sasuke groaned opening his eyes.
"What…?" the Uchiha mumbled.
"It's ten thirty we are late for school, un," the blond snapped.
Sasuke's eyes suddenly widened and he jumped off the bed. He grabbed his school clothes running into the bathroom that connected to his room. Deidara picked up his own school clothes and started pulling off the shirt Sasuke let him borrow to sleep in. (he's wearing pants as well).
A few minutes later both teens ran out of the room collecting their bags for school.
It taken them about ten minutes to get up and ready because Itachi had already left and didn't bother waking anyone else up.
Sasuke walked into Madara's room shaking the older Uchiha only getting a groan in response.
"Go away Shasgay…." Madara muttered, "To tired….hangover…"
"That's your own fucking fault," Sasuke snapped shoving the teen roughly.
"Go away," Madara snapped.
"Fine," Sasuke growled stalking out of the room only to return a moment later with a jug of water.
"Madara get. Up." Sasuke growled.
"Noooooo," Madara whined.
Without another word the younger Uchiha tipped the jug of water on Madara drenching him.
"Now get up," Sasuke said glaring at the older Uchiha. Madara slowly sat up with an annoyed look on his face. He walked over to his draw pulling out his school clothes and sent a death glare at Sasuke as if saying I am getting you back.
Sasuke walked out of Madara's room with Deidara following, the blond heard him sigh and followed him over to the couch and sat down while they waited for Madara to get ready.
They waited about ten minutes before Sasuke started getting impatient with the Uchiha.
"MADARA! HURRY UP!!!!," Sasuke yelled there was no reply s they waited about five more minutes.
"I'll go see what he's doing, un," Deidara said getting up and walking towards Madara's room, Deidara knocked on the door lightly.
"Madara, un…?" Deidara knocked again "Madara are you in there, un?" He said opening the door finding it empty.
"SASUKE HE'S NOT IN HIS ROOM!" Deidara yelled back to the raven in the lounge room, Deidara walked back to the lounge room and looked down at the younger Uchiha with a concerned look.
"We will have to go without him," Sasuke sighed.
"Okay, un…" Deidara said.
Deidara turned to see Madara walk into the house from the backyard holding the hose, Deidara's eyes widened.
"S-sasuke h-he's got the hose!" Deidara said backing away while Sasuke turned to see his cousin.
"Don't you dare," Sasuke growled.
"Oh, what do you mean dearest cousin?" Madara asked sadistically.
"You're going to spray us with the fucking hose!" Sasuke yelled.
"You mean like this?" He said letting the water spray freely from the hose onto Sasuke and Deidara.
"Madara…" Sasuke said in a deadly calm tone his eye twitching. Madara had a huge grin on his face as he let go of the lever that made the water come from the hose dropping it onto the floor and running back towards his room and slamming the door closed.
"Looks like we aren't going to school as soon as I thought," the younger Uchiha said with annoyance.
"Uh…Sasuke…I don't have another school uniform, un…" Deidara said rubbing the back of is head.
Sasuke turned to face Deidara and thought for a moment.
"You can put them in the dryer and borrow one of mine today," he said, "You go get changed, ill start cleaning up all the water."
Deidara nodded heading back too Sasuke's room and grabbing a dry uniform out of the draw he had seen Sasuke get his from earlier that day.
Deidara got changed then went back out to help Sasuke clean up the water. It took them about an hour for them to dry everything but they eventually got it done.
"Will you be okay here for a minute while I get changed?" Sasuke asked the blond, Deidara nodded and flopped onto the couch and watched the raven walk down the hall way.
Madara walked out of his room grinning "Time to go to school."
"He's getting changed, un." Deidara said.
"YOUR MAKING US LATE SASUKE!" Madara yelled.
"I'm making us late? You're the one that flooded the fucking lounge room, if anything you made us late," Sasuke muttered from his room.
"Don't lie Sasuke and if you didn't want me to flood the lounge room you wouldn't have poured water on me," He said as Madara walked into the now dry lounge room.
Deidara saw Sasuke walk out of his room and looked up at the raveb haired teen, "Then don't stay up late and get hang over, you moron," Sasuke snapped.
Madara pouted "Your no longer Dearest cousin Sasuke, Itachi is," he said looking away from his younger teen.
"I don't care Madara," The raven replied.
Madara put on a fake hurt look before it completely disappeared and he was running out the front. Sasuke sighed following him with Deidara following after.
Deidara looked around as they entered a garage with a black car in it.
"Madara you're not driving," Sasuke said.
"Yes, Yes I am it's my car," Madara replied opening the front door.
"You drive, un?" Deidara asked not sure weather to get into the car or not.
"Yes I do I wanted to get an orange car like this but Sasuke and Itachi wouldn't let me," He said pouting again then grinning, "Oh well get in."
"Didn't you get your licence taken off you?" Sasuke asked, "And don't you have a hang over?"
"Yes but I took it back," He said grinning and starting the car.
"and no not anymore,"
"Come on," Sasuke said getting into the back motioning Deidara to as well, Deidara hesitantly complied getting into the large black car..
As soon as all the doors were closed Madara sped out of the drive way and Deidara unconsciously gripped onto the Sasuke's arm.
"Madara slow down!" Sasuke snapped glaring at the back of the teens head.
"Why? You never get anywhere going slow," Ha said smirking back at Sasuke.
"You may not get anywhere but at least you don't fucking crash!" Sasuke snarled.
"Fine you drive then," Madara said taking his hands off the wheel.
"MADARA DON'T LET GO OF THE WHEEL, UN!" Deidara yelled with a panicked look.
Madara made an over exaggerated sigh before grabbing the wheel.
"Fine,"
Okay thanks for reading I'll try update soon but I'm going to start some more stories soon. Ttyl
Deidara: that chapter was scary, un…..
Madara: It was fun!!!
Sasuke: you're only saying that because you got to spray us with the hose *glares*
Madara: shaaaaasssssgaaaayyyy *runs off*
Sasuke: you are so dead Madara! *chases*
Deidara: *sighs*
