The front door of the mansion burst open as the shadowed figure stepped into the empty, dark hallway. "Where are you, you son of a bitch..." he snarled under his breath with a grin, sniffing with his nose a few times to take in all the recent scents in the air.

His eyes went wide as he recognised one of them, before Negasonic suddenly jumped from the staircase and shouted "surprise, dickweed!" as she let loose a burst of energy that sent the man into a wall. Yukio wasn't far behind, slashing her electro-whip forwards so that it wrapped around the man's legs and caused him to fall on his front while he was electrocuted.

"GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!" the man roared furiously as he fought his way to his feet through the pain of the electricity. He eventually managed to grip the electro-whip in his hands, using it to drag Yukio towards him before grabbing her throat.

"Yukio!" Negasonic shouted worryingly, before a voice behind her suddenly said "drop the girl, Dan Hardy!"

Wade swung down on a rope like Tarzan, kicking the man in the chest and sending him back several feet as Yukio hit the floor. The man shot back up again, before Wade grabbed a sledgehammer from his duffle bag and swung it swiftly into the man's face with an echoing, bloody THWACK!

The man grunted as he was sent flying into the front doors, nearly taking them off their hinges as he went through them and landed face-first at the top of the outside steps.


"Everyone stay in here!" Colossus ordered as the children all went through the secret door in one of the walls, Vanessa holding Cher as she followed them in. Angel Dust ran over, saying "hey, silverballs... we've got a problem..."

"I know. The school is under attack. Negasonic and Wade are handling it..."

"Not that. This..." Angel said as she pulled out her phone, revealing the screen that showed a radar of the school. It beeped softly as a yellow dot was shown heading toward the school. "It's the mutant factory. They're coming here now..."


"So..." Wade said as he walked out the doors where the man was lying at the top of the stairs. "Now that that's outta the way, why don't you tell me what you came from, where you are and who you're doing here... wait... that wasn't right..."

"Ugh... son of a bitch..." the man grunted as he looked up to face Wade. "Deadpool..."

"Ooh... it's so nice to finally get some recognition from people outside of my trilogy's main cast..."

He then kicked the man in the stomach, sending him flying into the ground before shooting three bullets straight through the man's chest. BANG! BANG! BANG!

"Now... while you're sitting down, how about you explain just who you are and why you thought it would be cool to steal Bebop from the Ninja Turtles haircut..."

"Hm... the name's Daken..." the man groaned, the three wounds on his chest already beginning to heal as the bullets dropped to the floor. Wade scoffed as he kept aiming the gun, saying "oh... so uh... well, you might have to explain some things to somebody who's never read a..."

SNIKT! "YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!"

Daken sliced the gun in half and drove his claws into Wade's chest, impaling him to the door behind him as blood leaked profusely through both sides of the holes.

"I think that's all the explanation you need, you red talking dildo... now, I've come for blood..." he snarled viciously as he drove them in deeper and Wade grunted. "And if you get in my way, I'll have yours too..."

"Alright... this time I'm about 90% certain you're from the DC Universe..." Wade groaned as he glanced at the framed Titans poster that was hanging up in one of the opened student rooms. "Cue the music."

It's an Omen!

Wade suddenly stuck a small knife into Daken's neck, the blood spitting viscerally out of the wound as Daken fell back, releasing Wade from the wall. Daken ripped the knife out of his neck and threw it on the floor, before Wade rammed him with the Titans poster so that they both went tumbling down the stairs.

Wade got up first, unsheathing one of his swords and running it through Daken's chest, the latter groaning before he kicked Wade in the crotch and headbutted him.

It's an Omen!

Wade swung his other sword, only for Daken to catch the blade with one hand before stabbing Wade in the stomach with the claws on his other hand. Wade grunted as he lost his grip on the sword and Daken lifted him over his head and threw him back-first onto the ground. He unsheathed both sets of claws and prepared to bring them down before a voice called out.

"DAKEN!"

Wade and Daken both looked to the opened gate in front of them, where the cloaked female figure was standing. She took off her hood, revealing the face of a raven-haired, 15 year-old girl who was shooting a deathly glare at Daken.

Now! The writing's on the wall!
It won't go away!

"Laura..." Daken said, still angry but also wide-eyed and concerned. "Sis, what are you doing here?!"

"Asking you the same fucking question!" Laura snapped before tearing off her dirty cloak, revealing a yellow X-Men uniform with blue and black highlights. She clenched her fists as a spring-loaded, pointy-eared helmet formed around her head, leaving her mouth exposed. SNIKT!

It's an Omen!

"HOLY FUCK!" Wade yelled as Laura charged towards Daken with two claws shooting out of either of her hands. She roared furiously as she tackled her brother, both of them landing hard on the ground as she stuck her claws into his chest before Daken was able to kick her back.

It's an Omen!

Laura wasn't deterred by this, digging her claws into the ground to stop herself from going back further and immediately charging towards Daken with a blood-curling "HUUUUURRRRRAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!"

Daken put both his sets of claws into an X-shape in order to deflect the vicious swipe that Laura made at him, kicking his leg under hers to trip her onto her back and pinning her down. "Don't do this, sis!"

BANG! a bullet tore through his chest from behind, causing Daken to turn away from Laura to see Wade pointing a gun at him.

NOW!


Colossus went wide-eyed as a circular grenade suddenly flew through the window and landed in the hallway. BOOM! he and Angel were both sent flying back as it exploded, letting out a lime-coloured gas near Vanessa, Cher and the students.

"Fuck!" Vanessa snapped as she tried to cover her daughter's mouth, only to breathe in the substance herself as she and everyone else fell unconscious. A controlled explosion suddenly ruptured the window open as a SWAT team dressed all in black stormed the hallway and began restraining some of the children.

A final individual, who wore a long, black coat, looked at all the unconscious bodies, growling softly as he saw who he was looking for.

"It's these two she wants..." he snarled as he picked up Vanessa and Cher, carrying their bodies outside as the soldiers and their prisoners followed him.


Now! The writing's on the wall!
It won't go away!

Laura snarled viciously, unsheathing a single claw from her left foot and ramming it right through Daken's thigh. She used this to lift him off his feet and throw him into the wall, cracking it as the music suddenly stopped. Wade climbed to his feet, saying "WHOO! Eat your heart out, Hit-Girl!"

Laura looked at him, groaning and rolling her eyes as she said "ugh... Deadpool..."

"Uh, yeah... so... you wanna tell me who you are, Eleven 2.0? I'm assuming the costume and claws are a dead giveaway, but you never know..."

She ignored him, going to where Daken was lying on the ground and digging her foot claw into his chest. "Are you trying to make me kill you, brother?!" she snapped angrily.

"Laura, what I'm doing is best for us both!" Daken snarled bitterly, tearing several smoke pellets out of his pocket and crushing them in his fist. POOF!

Laura tensed back, coughing from the black smoke that surrounded her. "DAKEN!" she shouted as she managed to make it out of the smoke cloud, only to see that her brother had disappeared. "UGH! FUCK!"

RAT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT! Laura and Wade both looked up at the large, black helicopter that was suddenly hovering above the mansion, flying up higher and disappearing into the clouds.

"What the Hell?" Wade said, before noticing Colossus, Negasonic and Angel running out of the mansion and down the steps.

"Wade..." Angel was panting with a surprisingly worried tone. "They've... they got your family..."

Wade went wide-eyed as he pulled his mask off, looking up where the helicopter had gone. "Ness... Cher... oh... m... m... MOTHER-