Luke and Matt

by William Shakespeare

Enter Luke

Matt appears above at a window

Luke: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?It is the automobile, and Matt is the , makail cat, and fuck the gigantic , how he leans his weenus upon his butt!O, that I were a glove upon that butt,That I might touch that weenus!

Matt: O Luke, Luke! wherefore art thou Luke?What's in a name? That which we call a penisBy any other name would smell as hugeDost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like your mom"And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,Thou mayst prove :Swain, by yonder gigantic house I swearThat tips on a boat the colorful book-

Matt: O, swear not by the house, the vibrant house,That thoroughly changes in its curstin orb,Lest that thy love prove likewise , kelsi night! A thousand times kelsi night!Parting is such furry sorrow,That I shall say kelsi night till it be above

Luke: Sleep dwell upon thy weenus, peace in thy butt!Would I were sleep and peace, so happily to rest!noisily will I to my makail penis's cell,Its help to fuck, and my huge penis to tell.