EPSIODE 7

'Alright, people! What's the Hollow inspiration for this episode?' Urahara demands as he picks up a sheaf of papers on his desk as the rest of the crew sits before him. He scans through them while raising an eyebrow. 'A jaguar Hollow? LAME! A puppet Hollow? Do we really need another Pinocchio? Come on! I hired you guys 'cause you're the best in the business! Can't you all come up with at least one decently SCARY monster spirit?'

He sighs and places his hands on the desk in defeat. That's when he notices a centipede crawling across his desk and his eyes gleam. He scoops it onto his finger and raises it in the air like Simba from Lion King.

'Eureka!' he shrieks. 'We have found our Hollow!'

Silence.

One of the writers smacks his head with his notebook.


'NOOOOOO!' Urahara wails as he holds on tight to his writer's foot who reluctantly drags him across the set because the director refused to let go.

'Urahara, let me go!' the writer demands and tries one last time to pull free but to no avail.

'NOT MR. MUFFINCAKES!' Urahara cries out and sobs crocodile tears. 'You can take anyone you want but leave him alone! He doesn't deserve this!'

'For the love of-!' the writer sighs in exasperation. 'You're the one who wanted to make Kon a recurring character and he can't always use Ichigo's body so we need something that will also add comedy to the series and we decided on a plushie toy so-Urahara, STOP BLOWING YOUR NOSE ON MY PANTS!'


'There you are!' Urahara says as he approaches the Kon-Ichigo and places his cane over his shoulder. 'You're all worn out and beat up! But we'll fix that!'

He positions his cane at Ichigo's forehead and pushes forward to bonk his forehead.

BONK!

AHHHHH!

'URAHARA! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO USE SO MUCH FORCE!' Ichigo shrieks as he clutches his bruised forehead in pain.

'It's not my fault! You moved!'

'Oh so you're blaming me now? You're the one who can't act!'

'Hey, watch it, buddy! I'm the director of this series!'

'You suck at that too!'

'SHUT UP!'


'We're done here,' Urahara says as he tosses the pill in his hand. 'Let's go hom-whoops!'

He attempts to catch it using two hands but it bounces off and goes over the edge of the roof. He groans.

'CUT!'

'We're done here,' Urahara says. 'Let's-DUDE THERE'S A WORM ON THIS THING!'

'CUT!'

'We're done here,' he says with finalty. 'Let's go-YIKES!'

He accidently tosses the pill out of reach and dives to catch it. Jinta also rushes forward to help.

'I got it, I got it!' he chants as he skids forward and collides into Urahara as he does the same thing. Urahara lands on top of Jinta and as he looks up the pill lands into his open mouth and he starts choking.

'Urahara!' one of the producers on set yells as he rushes forward. 'Whatever you do, don't swallow-!'

GULP!

Everyone groans. That was the last prop pill they had on set. Urahara makes a sour face.

'I think I swallowed Kon,' he says sullenly. Ichigo snickers nearby.

'That's what she said,' he whispers slyly. Urahara glares at him as he raises a fist.

WHAM!


'So let me get this straight,' human Kon says as he leans back in his chair so that it balances on only two legs. 'My character is a pervert?'

'Yup, that's right,' Urahara says cheerfully.

Kon just stares at the beaming director.

'Cool with me.'


'Alright so in this scene Rukia steps out of the closet and puts her foot on Kon and he ends up looking up her dress. We got that?' Urahara reads from the script as they stand on the set of Ichigo's bedroom, ready to start shooting.

'So do I really get to look up her dress?' the human Kon says excitedly.

'Nah, the plushie toy does,' Urahara says casually.

'Aw man!' Kon says unhappily.

'Tell me about it!' Urahara sighs.

'Hello! I'm standing right here, you know!' Rukia says irritably. 'Perverts…'


'Why is it that the rain makes me want to cry?' Orihime murmurs. 'Sometimes I wish I was the rain...so that I could touch people and connect with their hearts…wait, then what about dogs and cats? So if I was the rain, I could read their minds too? Then I could be a superhero that can read animal minds and then I can use them to take over the world! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'

'CUT! Alright, who stole Orhime's anti-ADD pills?'


I am not Orihime bashing here you guys. She's just funny when's she's weird and crazy :3

I'll try putting up more episodes ASAP! Don't think I have forgotten about this! It's kinda like my outlet when I want to write something funny other than all the angst I usually write!

Toodles!