Chapter 7
I Dream Of Pinkie Pie

Dreams are created by your mind when you sleep. They are kind of a safe haven in some ways. You can do anything you want in your dreams because they are created by your mind after all. Not to mention situations that you wished would happen in real life. What would happen though if a someone came into your dream and started creating havoc? A dream invader so to speak. This is the story about how Pinkie Pie went into the dreams of her friends and caused immediate problems. It all began one calm and peaceful night in Ponyville. At Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie Pie was sleeping soundly in the bed and having one of her usual weird dreams. Still time, she was having a tea party with Derpy and Fluffle Puff in a luscious forest. This is probably the most bizarre tri of ponies ever to be seen together. After finishing her cup of tea, Pinkie Pie turned to her left. "Would you like more tea Derpy?" Pinkie Pie asked. After Derpy smiled and nodded, Pinkie Pie picked up the pot and poured her some tea. Once they were done, Pinkie Pie decided they should have a fun game of tag. Once Fluffle Puff tagged her, Pinkie Pie quickly chased after Fluffle Puff. Just as Pinkie Pie jumped in a desperate attempt to tag her, Fluffle Puff pulled off a spectacular maneuver and evaded Pinkie Pie. Unfortunately, Pinkie Pie had jumped so far, she soon found herself in floating in mid-air above a giant waterfall. Pinkie Pie began to scream as she fell down into the water below. However, after falling into the water, Pinkie Pie continued to fall until she finally stopped a few seconds later. "Now that it what I call a dozy," Pinkie Pie muttered as she rubbed her behind. When she looked around her, Pinkie Pie was shocked to find out she was standing on her bed. When Pinkie Pie turned around, she was caught staring at a huge version of herself that was still sleeping in her bed while a dream cloud was floating above. "Wait...how can that be me? I'm me! There can't be two Pinkie Pies?!" When she looked at her own body, Pinkie Pie was surprised to discover it was transparent like a ghost. "Did I just fall outside my dream? Well...I guess I should get back inside." Just as Pinkie Pie was going to jump back into her dream cloud, she suddenly got an idea. "I wonder if I can go into another pony's dream? Oh! I should go visit my friends in their dreams! That would be so much fun!" Soon after, Pinkie Pie flew into the air and out her bedroom window. Seeing as how Golden Oak Library was closest to her home, Pinkie Pie decided to head there first. After a couple of minutes gently flying through town, Pinkie Pie finally made it to her destination and flew through the uppermost window where she found Flareon and his family sleeping peacefully. Each of them had a dream cloud hanging above their heads. "Let's see...who should I visit first? How...about...Flareon! I bet he'll be super-duper happy to see me!" she exclaimed cheerfully. Pinkie Pie then flew directly into Flareon's dream cloud. Little did Flareon know, his dream was about to become a nightmare. A few seconds later, Pinkie Pie opened her eyes and found herself sitting in a crowd in a particular looking TV set. She then spotted Flareon being interviewed by a falcon. The words 'Late Night with Jimmy Falcon' could be seen on a sign hanging above them. It turns out Flareon's dream was about how he was a famous movie star.

"Not only are your movies the highest grossing movies of all-time, but you've earned countless awards for best lead actor. Not to mention, you've won Sexiest Stallion Alive for the fifth straight year," Jimmy Falcon said while the mares in the crowd were going crazy for Flareon, "You have to tell me! What is the secret of your success?" Unfortunately, Flareon barely had time to respond when, out of nowhere, Pinkie Pie appeared in the chair besides him.

"Hey Flareon!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed happily with a big smile. Flareon however, was stricken with shock of complete disbelief at the sight of her. It didn't take him long to figure out how badly Pinkie Pie was about to ruin his dream.

"Might I ask who you are miss?" Jimmy Falcon asked.

"My name is Pinkie Pie and I'm Flareon's best friend in the whole world!" she replied without hesitation. It wasn't long before Pinkie Pie began to tell embarrassing stories of Flareon. He could only cover his face with his hooves in embarrassment as Jimmy Falcon and the audience continued to laugh at him. It got so bad to the point Flareon just couldn't take it anymore.

"Pinkie Pie!" Flareon burst out in a furious rage as he chased Pinkie Pie through the TV set. In the end, she was somehow able to evade his attempts to apprehend her and escaped from his dream while he was shown screaming her name in anger. Soon after, she returned to the bedroom. As a result of Pinkie Pie tampering with Flareon's dream, his body was fidgeting as if he was having a bad nightmare. However, due to Pinkie Pie being as oblivious as she usually is, Pinkie Pie didn't feel she did anything wrong. Pinkie Pie then flew into the air again and headed into Twilight's dream cloud. A couple of seconds later, Pinkie Pie opened her eyes and found herself inside a packed auditorium. She then spotted Twilight on the stage where she was standing by a female unicorn that was addressing the audience.

"Twilight Sparkle, we would once again like to congratulate you on the fantastic contributions you've made to Equestria," the unicorn stated happily as the audience stomped for her. Twilight began to blush due to all the applause she was getting. "Not only have you found a cure for the common cold, but you've successfully brought world peace and solved world hunger. That is why I'm proud to present to you the Nobel Pony Prize." The unicorn then lifted a beautiful glass medal from a nearby table and attempted to put it around Twilight's neck, but suddenly, Pinkie Pie appeared and grabbed the medal in a blink of an eye.

"Pinkie Pie?!" a surprised Twilight asked, "What are you doing here?"

"Wow Twilight!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed in absolute awe as she admired the medal, "This is one amazing medal you won!" Just then, Pinkie Pie accidentally dropped the medal. It immediately shattered into tiny pieces after hitting the floor. "Opsy...my bad." Twilight was shown putting her right hoof over her face in embarrassment.

"Don't worry Twilight," the unicorn said trying to reassure her, "We have many more awards to give you." She then turned to her right. "Bring in the other awards please." A couple of seconds later, a pony was shown pushing a cart filled with unique glass trophies and medals to the middle of the stage. Unfortunately, Pinkie Pie decided to help push the cart. That itself was a very bad idea. As Pinkie Pie tried to push the cart faster, she accidentally tripped on her own hooves and pushed the cart too hard, sending it flying off the stage. As a result, the sound of glass breaking could be heard echoing throughout the auditorium. Twilight was beyond furious.

"Pinkie Pie!" Twilight shouted angrily as she chased after her. Somehow, someway, Pinkie Pie was able to get away safely from Twilight and escape from her dream. Shortly after, Pinkie Pie returned to the bedroom. Similar to Flareon, Twilight was fidgeting in distress due to Pinkie Pie's actions. Of course, Pinkie Pie felt she had done nothing wrong and continued on with her dream adventure. This time, she headed into Spike's dream cloud. The way his face was blushing you could tell he was having some sort of sexual dream. You probably already know who Spike is dreaming about. If not, please go back and reread the previous seasons. About five seconds later, Pinkie Pie opened her eyes again. This time she found herself standing on a beach inside a large crowd of other ponies. The strange part was those ponies looked somewhat like Rarity. In fact, they were all Rarity. The total was somewhat near one thousand. However, that was not the part that caught Pinkie Pie's eye. It was the hulk-sized Spike on the stage in front of her. Spike was smiling as he was flexing his huge muscles while the Raritys continued to gasp in awe. Pinkie Pie decided to get a closer look at him. "Calm down ladies," Spike said happily as he was clearly enjoying the attention from one thousands Raritys, "The gun show will last as long as you want!" Just then, he noticed Pinkie Pie touching his ribs curiously. "Oh hey Pinkie Pie...amazing muscles right? I knew you couldn't resist." Spike soon wished he hadn't let Pinkie Pie stay on the stage too long because it was at that time she found something that intrigued her. It was a small cap that was on Spike's body. Letting her curiosity get the better of her, Pinkie Pie pulled the cap off. Immediately, air gushed out and blew directly into her face. The once huge Spike quickly began to shrink more and more until he had returned into his usual small adorable self. It seems that Spike had been wearing an inflatable muscle suit.

"No!" Spike exclaimed embarrassed as the Raritys burst out laughing. As all the Raritys began to leave, it wasn't long before Spike gave up trying to re-inflate the muscle suit and chased after Pinkie Pie instead. "Pinkie Pie! Get back here!" he shouted angrily. Once again, Pinkie Pie was able to escape the dream before she was caught. After Pinkie Pie returned to the bedroom, Spike was shown rolling around in his bed. Pinkie Pie then attempted to go into Solana's dream, but she noticed Solana wasn't sleeping in her bed. It turns out Solana had woke up and gone downstairs to get a late night snack. Seeing as how she didn't want to wait for Solana to go back to sleep, Pinkie Pie decided to leave Golden Oak Library and visit more of her friends' dreams. Later on, after visiting Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, she continued on with her dream adventure as visited ponies such as Vinyl Scratch, Cheerilee, and Mayor Mare. The destruction Pinkie Pie left in her wake was tremendous. Seeing as how it was nearly morning, an exhausted Pinkie Pie flew back to her house and returned to her own dream cloud. She then attempted to continue on where she left off playing tag with Derpy and Fluffle Puff, but suddenly, Pinkie Pie began to hear the voices of her friends echoing throughout the forest. Soon after, Pinkie Pie woke up and saw Flareon and the others all standing around her bed. They were not happy.

"Oh! Hey everyone!" Pinkie Pie said happily as if she didn't know the damage she recently caused.

"Pinkie Pie," Flareon muttered in a serious tone.

"Stay out of our dreams!" everyone shouted together.

"Seriously Pinkie Pie," Rainbow Dash said as she rubbed her left eye, "Dealing with you during the day is stressful enough." As everyone nodded their head in agreement, Pinkie Pie finally figured out the problems she had caused her friends and was left with no other choice but to apologize. However, the apology was never heard as Pinkie Pie had fallen back asleep again. Dream invading is hard work after all.