Scene switches to Anthony, who is strolling the streets.
Anthony: singing I feel you, Johanna, I feel y-
He is suddenly pelted by rocks and runs away. The scene switches back to Sweeney's shop. In the corner is a deli meat slicer he ordered on EBay. Looks like he opened a weekend Deli inside the pie shop. The Freaky Fred theme plays as he slices throat after throat of his victims.
Sweeney: slash, stab
Victims: blood, gurgle, die
Yeah, you get the picture. Scene switches to the pie shop, where Mrs. Lovett is preparing for the re-opening of her shop. Switch scene to outside, where the beggar woman runs ramped.
Beggar Woman: CITY ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!
Scene switches to Anthony outside Mr. Fogg's Madhouse. He looks up at Johanna, who is at a barred window and holding up a sign that reads "HELP ME!" Scene switches back to Mrs. Lovett's Pie Shop at its Grand Re-Opening. People flock to the shop, while Toby stands by door to advertise with his singing… since that's really all he's good at. Besides the drinking, of course.
Toby: singing Ladies and Gentlemen, may I have your attention per-leea-
A man walks past him and punches Toby, silencing the brat. Mrs. Lovett hands out pies to everyone and they all shovel them down. The beggar woman loiters about the shop and pokes at the customers.
Mrs. Lovett: TOBY! THROW THE OLD WOMAN OUT!!
Toby, now sporting a black eye, races over to the beggar woman and smacks her with a dishtowel.
Toby: Back! Back, you beast!!
Beggar Woman: screams like a banshee and runs away CITY ON FIIIRE!!
Sweeney looms down from his shop and skulks around, staring at the customers. As one of them devours a pie, Sweeney leans over to him.
Sweeney: How's your wife's flesh taste now?
Man: What?
Sweeney: I didn't say anything. looks around And there's no one to prove that I did. pauses That's not tomato soup either.
Man: chokes, splutters soup What?!
Sweeney: Oh, nothing.
Mrs. Lovett: Mr. T, what are you doing? Get back to your shop!!
Sweeney: like a little kid at a supermarket No! I don't want to!
Mrs. Lovett: Don't make me count to three.
Sweeney: No! I'm not going!! I don't wanna!! throws self on ground and screams
Mrs. Lovett sighs and grabs Sweeney by the ear and drags him outside. She pulls out her rolling pin and beats him.
Mrs. Lovett: Now get up there!!
Sweeney: I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!! I WISH LUCY WAS HERE INSTEAD OF YOU!! WAAAAAHHH! runs up to his shop and slams door
Suddenly the beggar woman runs by again.
Beggar Woman: CITY ON FIIIRE! AARRGGHH!!
Mrs. Lovett: Yeah, I'm sure you REALLY want her around.
She walks back into her shop and to a table with two girls sitting there. They are wearing those glasses with the giant nose and moustaches, ya know, the one's you see at Spencer's. Fun fact: it's Sam and Kacee.
Mrs. Lovett: Can I interest you in a meat pie?
Sam: No, thanks.
Kacee: We'll take coffee.
Mrs. Lovett: But we don't have coffee.
Sam: Hold on.
She pulls out a notebook and writes: "A silver saucer, topped with two mugs of warm coffee, appears into Mrs. Lovett's hands." What Sam writes comes true and Mrs. Lovett stares with shock.
Mrs. Lovett: How…?
Kacee: Don't worry about it.
Sam: Better get back to your other customers.
Mrs. Lovett nods and walks off as the two sip their coffee.
Sam: They'll never know.
Kacee: They have no idea.
Both grin wickedly at their powers of narration. XD
