Chapter 5:
Apple Cider
Renge smoothed her hand over the handle of a gallon. Smiling with the thought of buying apple juice for her friends and her made her happy. When she brought it to the counter of the corner store, she smiled larger with much more delight. "I'd like to buy this please!" The clerk looked down at the bottle then back up at her. "What age are you?"
"16."
"Close enough..." he mumbled to himself, checking out the gallon. Renge thanked the man and walked out of the store, looking back and wondering why in the world he asked her that. Stepping into the car she demanded her driver escort her back to the mansion.
Opening the door wide, she walked into the kitchen, smiling cherrily. The red head opened the refrigerator and slid the apple juice in. Wiping her hands, she grabbeda bowl of the already made maple sugar oatmeal and sat down at the table with hr friends. Kitty had already finished eating and had her labtop on the table. She was typing madly away. Cathy was munching little bits of her food happily while Isabella was taking medium bites and eating slowly. Sam had half-way finished her oatmeal and was sipping her chocolate milk. Renge sat down at the opposit end of the table and began enjoying her food.
Creeeeekkkkk.
Raven came in through the door and walked over to the stove. Seeing no tea made, she walked over to the cabnits and took a tea bag. "Hey, Sleeping Beauty!" Isabella called in a joking manor. Raven simply looked at her and rose an eyebrow. She then returned to her tea. "Hey Raven, why do you stay in your room so much?" Cathy asked. To her, it seemed like she was the only one who carred about the fact the scorceress was in solitude most of the time. Raven glared down at the tea she was making. "You all will know me well enough by sixth week here that I do NOT come out of my room often." Raven spoke in a dark voice.
"Jeez...sounds like me on a bad day." Sam commented.
"I thought all days were bad for Goths." Kitty stated, focusing on her computer.
Sam glared. "You're getting goths mixed up with emos."
"There's a diffrence?" Renge asked, suprise written on her face. Sam dashed her death glare to Renge. Raven groaned. "I'm not goth or emo. I'm stoic." She went back to her room to isolate herself some more. "She worries me." Cathy spoke softly. "Why?" Isabella asked. "She's always isolating herself from us. I just wish one of us could get close to her, you know? that way maybe she wouldn't be stuck in her room all of the time..." Raven leaned behind the door to the kitchen, listening in on the conversation. "So...they don't think Im' creepy, but they're worried about me instead..." She whispered to herself. Hmm, that might be something she would want to think about.
Later that night, all six girls were in the kitchen. "Hey guys! I bought apple juice! who wants some?" Renge called. four of the favie other girls rose their hand for some of the sweet fruit juice. All except for Raven. Renge poured juice into six cups, handing each girl one of them. "Raven?" The dark girl did not take one. "I don't do apple juice..." She slid the cup back towards Renge. She shrugged. "Best not let it go to waste! Who wants it?" Renge called. Kitty rose her hand first. "Here you go!" The mutant took the juice as Raven left the kitchen and went to the library.
An hour later, Raven was in the library room, all was quiet. Well, until...Raven found on of her favorite books ruined on the shelf. She gasped and growled. Walking over to the door, she slammed it open. "WHO RUINED MY BOOK?!" It was completly silent. "...Guys?" She called. The teen titan looked to her right to see a door opened just a smidge and a plethera of lights shining out of it. Raising a curious eyebrow, she walked towards the door. "Okay guys, what are you-" She stopped in mid-sentence and dropped her book in suprise, gasping. There stood all of the girls, kicks their legs high in the air and laughing happily while singing.
What is the malted liquor.(beer)
What gets you drunker quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans?(beer)
Can't get enough of it,(beer)
How we really love it,(beer)
Makes me think I'm a man,(beer)
Each of the RA girls held glasses of the apple juice in their hands.
I can kiss and hug it,(beer)
But I'd rather chug it,(beer)
Fill my belly up to here,(beer)
I could not refuse a,(beer)
I could really use a,(beer)
Beer, beer, beer.
Raven rose a quizzing eyebrow this time. "What was IN that apple juice?" Picking up the book, she ran down to the kitchen and opened the fridge. Three thoughts clicked in Raven's head at the moment. One, the bottle was empty, why was it put back? Two, why was it in the fridge and NOT the refrigerator? Three, IT WASN'T APPLE JUICE! Raven pulled it out and read the title. "This isn't apple juice! It's apple cider!" Raven knew that apple cider was a type of alchol and that the bottle was empty. Which ment..."THEY'RE ALL DRUNK!" Raven screeched, dropping the gallon. She ran into the room again to find them singing a diffrent song.
There was an old farmer
Who sat on a rock
He sat in the meadow
Just shaking his
Raven gasped.
Fist at some boys
Who were down by the brick
She let it out.
Their feet in the water
Their hands on their
She gasped again.
Marbles and playthings Pretty young creature
And a half passed four
There came a young lady
She looked like a
She sat on the grass
She pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
Ruffles and laces
And white fluffy duck
Raven glared then turned back around. "I think...I'm going to hurt someone..."
An hour later...
"DON'T TOUCH THAT!" Raven screeched. Renge fell backwards and knocked down a vase. She looked at it then back at Raven. Repeating the process, Renge started to laugh. Growling, Raven looked up at the roof, noticing the chandalier swinging. The teen titan let out a shrill scream when she saw Cathy and Isabella wrapping their arms and legs around the swinging light as they continued to sing 'The Assumption Song.' "GET DOWN FROM THERE!" Raven scream in terror. "My name's Sam and I want to dance around!" She heard the goth scream. Raven turned around and saw Sam doing the Chicken Dance. Her face dropped. "I am going to have so much blackmail by the end of this it's not even funny." Raven mumbled to herself.
Another hour later...
Raven sighed and rubbed her temples as the girls in front of her jumped into the pool and screamed. Somehow, she had managed to get them all out onto the patio and lock them out from the house. Don't ask how she did it, she just did. So now, here they all were, out on the patio, only one of them completly silver. Raven groaned as the five of them hollared and did things that would hurt them like all heck tomorrow, especially if you add on the hangover they'll all have. Glarring at the five other household members, Raven got up from her seat and walked over to the bar. Taking an alchol free milkshake, she started to sip it. Isabella got onto the jumping board. "I'm gonna do it!" She called. The four other drunken girls turned around as well. "WOO HOO!"
Ouch, that's gotta' hurt...
Isabella hit her head on the bottom of the pool. She was alright, but that would SO hurt in the morning! The four others laughed at the wet girl in the pool. Isabella swam to the edge and pulled the closest person into the pool with her, Sam. The goth's make up dripped down her face, but she started to laugh about it. Raven groaned once more but smiled a little as all of the others laughed as well and jumped into the pool.
Thirty minutes later...
Raven shrugged, feeling a little closer to them. "I guess you lunatics arn't so bad after all..." The girls all laid on the floor around, asleep, while she meditated.
LOL I've been thinking about this for a while and it IS rated T for Teen so I thought it would be funny if I added a little teenage content in here! ^^ And yes, apple cider is a real alchol. the cider is pronounced (SIGH-DeR). Okay? ^^ Please review!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN The Assumption Song, The Beer Song, Monster Buster Club, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Danny Phantom, Teen Titans, OR X-Men Evolution! The Assumption Song IS BY Arrogant Worms AND The Beer Song IS BY Weird Al Yankovic!
