The Next Day (On Skype)

Ichigo: oh shut up renji! at lease my girl has ass and boobs

Ichigo: .

Ichigo: .

Ichigo: .

Renji: oh yeah at least rukia gets to suck my cock and have sex with me

Renji: unlike you and orihime

Ichigo: shut up! our time will be short

Orihime: *_*

Tatsuki: way to keep a low profile ichigo

Icihgo: whatever

Orihime: guys shuhei added me on skype and wants to know if he can join the group

Rukia: yeah you can add him in here

Orihime added Shuhei

Shuhei: also...everyone gets to be real on here, keeps the creepy people away! lol. cant get freaky for minors..you know? ;)

Uyru: something tells me that this is bad

Shuhei: hey guys whats up

Rangiku: anyone wants sake?

Shuhei: sure where do you live sexy :*

Renji: what the hell! are you okay shuhei

Ichigo: O.O

Tatsuki is online

Shuhei: hey sexy long time no seen Arisawa

Tatsuki: what the fuck!

Shuhei: especially with what I'm wearing now LOL..

Shuhei: im sorry renji typed that

Renji: im not even close to you i'm at my captain's office

Orihime: well to solve the problem just call the group brb tho

'CHIZURU WITH THE FISHY PUSSY' is calling...

"WHAT THE HELL!" Ichigo shouted as he slam down his laptop. Everyone watched in disgussed and the college students was awfully shocked. "Is that the 'Sex Ed' teacher?" Tatsuki asked looking like she is about to blow a fuse. "Of couse he is, that disgusting shit is masturbating infront of the cam," Uryu said while he came out of the call. "Rukia I think we should..." Renji said while he and Rukia came out of the call. "Orihime are you there?!" Tatsuki shouted. "Come on Arisawa, you know you want to lick this bad boy," Mr. Winkle said while stroking is cock. He held his dick and squirted his cum all over the cam. "I'm ba-" Orihime said as she passed out on the bed. "Listen, could you please stop stalking us on Skype beacuse you are making it hard for us even Orihime at the most I could say," Ichigo said while he ended the call. "Babe with big boobs I know you want this dick up your pussy I just want to squeeze your boobs.

Rangiku added Gin

As soon as Rangiku added Gin the the call he started to curse like rain. "WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING MESS WITH RANGIKU YOU FUCKING SMALL PRICK MOLLESTER! AS YOU FUCKING CLEARLY SEE RANGIKU IS MINES AND WILL ALWAYS BE. IF YOU WANT TO BE THE FIRST TO HAVE SEX WITH HER TOO BAD CUZ EVERYDAY WE HAVE SEX NOW!" Gin shouted while he and Rangiku came out of the call. "Where the fuck did that ass come from?" Mr. winkle asked. Gin came back in the call. "ASS YOU AIN'T SEE YOU SELF YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKING SKUM!" Gin said while he left the call. "Hahahaha," Tatsuki laughed as she left the call.

One Hour Later

Orihime was quietly sitting on her room as she her eyes was set upon the television, watching a romantic movie. Her faced was flushed pink as the male protagonist in the movie, dropped to his knees as he proposed to the woman after saving her life. A sudden flash back of the time where Ichigo saved her from the Espadas, her face became redder as ever, as she would imagine Ichigo proposing to her soon. She would then place both of her hands on her cheeks as she squirms.

"Oh my~ When will Ichigo propose to me?" Her voice was filled with excitement and joy, imagining of the time of their wedding.

A sudden tap from her shoulder made her come back to reality and as she opened her eyes, Ichigo's face was very close to her, even to the point of feeling his breath against her face, her face was flustered even more "I-Ichigo" the one words that she can produce as she stutters his name.

"What's wrong Orihime?" He asked while scratching the back of his head giving her a concerned look. "N-Nothing" she stuttered again. "Well...Umm..Can I ask you something?" she asked him while twirling the ends of her hair. "Yeah what is it?" he replied. "How will our wedd-" She was cuted mid sentence from her best friend who came bursting into the door, "Orihime, Ichigo do you mind on coming with me to dinner?" Tatsuki asked. "Aww Tatsuki," Orihime pouted. "Yea, you had to come in this time when Orihime was telling me something important," Ichigo supported her.

Tatsuki smirked while watching Orihime. "Well it isn't my fault okay. Anyways Grimmjow and Nel said they would come if you guys were going." Tatsuki stated when she noticed the tv, "Hey Ichigo when are you going to propose to Orihime?" She asked. "Why would I tell you that and besides what happend to Mizuiro, Chad and Uryu?"

Ichigo asked while trying not to blush at the question she asked him. "Well Mizuiro said he has to go somewhere, Chad said he is not interested and Uryu said he has some business to take care of," she stated."Listen about the resturant, there is someone suspicious who wants to meet you while the rest of us go undercover" Tatsuki exclaimed giving Ichigo a serious look.

"I think I have a good spy outfit with a gun and those a pair of laser beam spy equipment!" Orihime shouted in joy. "Orihime no, you will also be there next to Ichigo because the person has a wife and I think she's in the game too so you are going to pretend to be Ichigo's wife and when the time comes outside after the meeting we will make our move," Tatsuki said.

In The Soul Society (Squad 10 Berrics)

"So here's the plan, we are going to tell everyone that Shuhei was on Skype naked and enjoying himself." Renji said. "That sounds like something I would do," Gin complemented Renji. "I would love to see the look on his face," Rukia laughed. "I know, how about we show them the Skype chat. The person never changed his name so they'll fall for it." Rangiku suggested. The four nodded in agreement getting ready to tell everyone but Shuhei.

One Hour Later

"Hey Momo did you heard the rumors about Shuhei?" Izuru asked. "No I haven't. What rumors?" She asked. "Well Renji told me Shuhei was err.. naked on Skype having fun stalking Rangiku and two of Ichigo's friends," He explained while choking on his words."Oh my I have to tell Shiro," Momo said while she ran off. Shuhei was walking to visit Izuru while hearing people talking about him. "Yup that's Mr. Horno man," A girl said while pointing at Shuhei.

"Hey Shuhei, is that true what you did this morning?" Izuru asked while he called out to his friend. "What? Why are everyone talking about me?" He asked. "Well they are rumors about you going on Skype and flirting with the girls expecially Rangiku," Izuru said while pulling out his phone. "What?! I wasn't on Skype this morning!"

He shouted embarrassed. "You don't have to lie. Here's proof and it even have your naked photo of you on the bed," Izuru said while showing Shuhei the pictures Rangiku sent him. "What the hell!? That picture was photoshopped!" Shuhei shouted.

Squad One Berrics (Captain's Meeting)

"I agree that everyone must of heard about the news," Shunsui said while everyone nodded. "That Shuhei not even Lady Yoruichi wants to see that pic!" Soifon Shouted. "Well if thats the size of his penis it would be a great research material" Mayuri said. "Just give the man a chance. Don't you see he has alot of guts to post pictures of that," Kenpachi argued. "Could you shut up! I just found a new subject to work on!" Mayuri shouted. "If you ask me your fucking sick," Kenpachi said. "You don't even have a phone you barbarian!" Mayuri shouted.

"Yea I have an IPhone 12," Kenpachi said. "What the hell! The IPhone 12 isn't even out yet!" Shinji shouted. Kenpachi pulled out the IPhone 12 and showed them. "You just pulled out two IPhone 6 saying 6+6 on a piece of paper," Shinji said while shaking his head. The place got quiet all of a sudden. "He just threw away his pride," Byakuya said. "I would say that too if Momo saw that picture," Toshiro added.

The Urahara Shop

"An that's pretty much it," Ichigo finished his request for spying tools. "Hey have any of you heard the rumours about Shuhei? Kisuke asked before he sipped his coffee. Everyone disagreed with his question. "It is said that Shuhei Hisagi was on Skype this morning flirting with you guys and Rangiku. I also have the pictures. I can't believe you guys didn't know when it was you all he was flirting." Yoruichi said while showing them the pictures on her phone.

"W-What the hell?!" Ichigo spat out his coffee while he countinued. "That wasn't even Sh-" Ichigo was cutted of by Orihime with a kiss. "It looks like Ichigo is finally becoming a man," Yoruichi smirked. "That clothes that I have for her will sure be in handy," Kisuke whispered to Tatsuki. "It does seem that you went out of your way to make that," Tatsuki replied. "Yoruichi remember the thing tonight okay," Kisuke whispered to her while watching Ichigo and Orihime.

At The Resturant (9:00 PM)

"When are they coming?" Ichigo whispered into the microphone behind his ears. "Look they're here. Just remember act casual," Tatsuki replied while turning off her signal. Tatsuki, Keigo, Grimmjow and Nel were siting at the table behind Ichigo and Orihime. "Hi are you Ichigo?" A man approaced him. "Yes" He replied. The two people sat on their chairs. "I'm Kisuken and this is my wife Yoruicha" The man adressed the two. "Nice to meet you," his wife greeted. "Nice to meet you too," Ichigo greeted. "This must be your wife shes so beautiful," Yoruicha complimented. "Hi i'm Orihime," She greeted.

Outside The Resturant

"Hey woman I thought they said that nobody was going to follow them!" Grimmjow shouted to Tatsuki who was far from him. "Yeah but why would so much people follow them?!" Tatsuki replied. "We won't leave unless we get some of your creammy pussy," A boy said while he watched Nel and licked his lips. "What did ya say!?" Grimmjow asked. "I said that bitch is hot! How long is your penis?!" He shouted. "Fuck you ya asshole!" Grimmjow said as he chopped off the boy's hand. Everyone was fighting and left from behind the resturant to somewhere else.

Inside The Resturant's Bathroom

"Orihime," Yoruicha started. "Hmm?" She answered while washing her face. "It's me Yoruichi," Yoruichi said while taking off the bracelet transforming to her original form. "How did you do that?" Orihime asked. "Well Kisuke made me this bracelet that makes me transform to the girl you was seeing a while ago." She finished her sentence. "Y-Yoruichi I don't feel so good," Orihime said while looking dizzy. "Yes finally Kisuke managed to put it in her drink," Yoruichi said in her thoughts congratulating herself. "Make sure you don't tell Ichigo okay" Yoruichi told her and she nooded.

Yoruichi and Orihime went back to their seats. "Orihime what's wrong?" Ichigo asked her. "I-I'm fine," Orihime said when she almost fell from her seat. "I think you should take her home," Kisuken suggested. "Alright," He agreed and carried Orihime bridal style out of the resturant. "Kisuke we've done it again," Yoruichi congratulated him. "How much did you put in her drink?" She asked. "Hmm I should say 5," Kisuke answered with a grin on his face. "Well her condition should be gone by morning then so she will have time to go to her college," Yoruichi said.

Outside The Resturant

Ichigo saw Nel, Grimmjow and Tatsuki walking towards him with blood stained clothes. "What happend to you guys?" Ichigo asked. "We just saw trouble," Nel answered. "Hey what's up with Orihime?" Tatsuki asked Ichigo. "She isn't feeling well," He replied. "If ya tell me, they were a piece of work," Grimmjow said. "Lets just go home," Ichigo said while the others walked behind him.

At The House (Ichigo and Orihime's Room)

"Ichigo...Ichigo...Ichigo...I..was..wondering..when..will..you..propose..to..me?" Orihime said in her sleep. Ichigo watched her and blushed. Ichigo lay down in the bed and looked up at the ceiling. He started to think the same thing. "It won't be long," Ichigo said while he closed his eyes to sleep.

The Next Day (In The Soul Society)

"Ahhh my life is ruined," Shuhei cried. "Well I didn't tell you to post that pic," Izuru said. "Come on, I didn't even know I was followed," Shuhei complained. "Well if I was you I would download the webcam hack," Izuru suggested. "Great Idea! My collegues do care for me!" Shuhei thanked Izuru. After three house of downloading the webcam hack Izuru and Shihei went on Skype to look for whoever is impersonating Shunei.

"Hey what's up with your status?" Izuru asked. "That isn't my profile do you see the username?" Shuhei asked while clicking open the webcam hack. "Oh yeah I guess. Just type in the username and click hack," Izuru said. "It looks like something is coming up," Shuhei said while staring at the screen. "Who would ever name themself 'Shuhei's Boner'huh?" Izuru asked. "It should of been "GloomyBonerKira of something," Shuhei mumbled to himself.

Renji came in the room and saw them on their laptops. "Hey doen't like look like Ichigo's school uniform?" He asked. "I don't know but that man has no shame to be doing that in a school," Izuru said while looking away from the screen. "Hey stop watching porn!" Rangiku said while walking through the door. "Somebody is going to see you and take it the wrong way," She added. "What the hell he doing there?" She asked while going for a bottle of sake.

When they were spying on the man. They pulled up his location. Toshiro sneaked into the office only to see what they were watching and he took it the wrong way, "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING THAT DISGUSTING THING IN MY OFFICE!" He shouted. "C-Captain don't take it wrong we just found out who was impersonating Shuhei," Rangiku said while closing the laptop. "Well i'm leaving by the time I get back you guys better not be watching that!" Toshiro added while walking out the door.

~End Of Chapter~

Story by the following twitter usernames IArielRich Nelliel3rdEs

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