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Third Person POV!

Is He straight Or not straight. These are the questions that haunt me. *Strokes chin*

Flashback:

Rose and Abby rush Percy out of the Asylum and make it back outside with everyone else. Then Percy decides to make an announcement.

"Guys! I have news: I'm straight again!"

"...?" everyone said

************ (End Flashback)

"Yeah! Those crazy perverts scared the gay right out of me," shuddered Percy

Everyone, including the highly sensible Rose, accepted his logic and continued on their journey through Who-Knows-Where. They all talked, chatted, threw some punches, and eventually it all came down to one swift motion:

Annabeth leaned in and captured Percy's lips in a passionate kiss, but Percy shuddered and pushed her away. Everyone let out a small gasp of uncertainty.

"...Are you sure he's straight?" asked Annabeth turning to the crowd

"Perhaps I could give it a try," suggested Rose in a stoic voice

"No!...If only Thalia..."

Thalia crossed her arms in an obvious 'no'

Rose who was enveloped in her science binder, pen scribbling down formulas, looked up and proclaimed if anyone was going to kiss Percy, it was going to be her.

"Thalia, you're his cousin... and he kinda doesn't like you," said Annabeth

Thalia was adamant and absolutely would not agree to kiss Percy, but Rose, who was all for science, jumped up with her binder tucked under an arm and exclaimed, "Let me do it! I'm all for science!"

No one acknowledged Rose

"Come on Thalia," Annabeth pleaded

"Don't I have a say in this?" inquired Nico

"YES!" said Rose and Thalia in unison

"NO, you don't," said Annabeth

After a moment of silence, Rose said "...I nominate myself- For Science!"

Thalia voiced her agreement.

Abby, who was getting sick of this argument decided to become a part time hero. She swooped in and kissed her brother full on his mouth. Shocked and horrified, Percy shoved his sister off and shouted angrily.

"Abby- WTF?" he shrieked

She wiped her mouth and said "He's still gay,"

No one dared to tell her that no one would want to kiss their sister- so of course Percy was no different. Instead, Rose spoke again, her papers threatening to spill forth from the binder.

"I can make double sure- for science!"

"No!" said Annabeth as Abby slapped Percy

"...Why?"

"Because he's my boyfriend!"

"I'm in it for the science," Rose said calmly, pulling out her graphs and charts for proof

"No!"

"But the science proclaims it,"

"Let me think..."

"It's only for science; all I need is this one more filed work document to complete my experiment! And then once I compile all my papers together I can finish my application to get into one of the best Ivy League schools in the entire world! Just one little kiss- It's strictly professional," said Rose as she pulled out samples of her work to offer proof of her intentions

Abby, sighed. There was no disproving the shorter girl's logic. She was in every sense a prodigy. Who was she to deny the girl access to a good school?

"Fine," she gave in

Annabeth turned to Percy and yanked his collar as she hissed into the boy's ear, "But if you kiss her, you'll wish you never did,"

Percy only gulped in reply. Annabeth let him go as Rose approached. She had filed away her papers back into her binder and now held a video camera.

"To document the field work of course, I need proof to back up my papers... all my other field work is recorded on there...don't hit rewind," She handed the camera to Abby as she ran her fingers through her short tresses. She came closer to Percy, just a mere eight inches away. Her face was emotionless and her voice stoic as she spoke to him.

"Ok here is the deal, Percy. I- Rose Covington- am going to kiss you in a rated PG style. My work dictates I let you react naturally to this kiss. I ONLY want natural reactions- that is the nature of my experiment. Understand?"

He nodded

"Don't be stupid and screw this up," she said a bit harsher

Annabeth meanwhile is in the background with everyone else was in the background. She was angrily pounding her fists while all the guys were wandering why Conner wasn't getting jealous like he usually does. He explained that he already had his go at the experiment and he reacted a bit "too natural" and the tape had to be destroyed... *shifty eyes* so he was content.

Meanwhile back in the foreground Rose was leaning in to kiss Percy. Rose kissed him and Percy, reacted naturally to her actions. He slipped his hands around her waist and deepened the kiss. Rose who was emotionally detached from the kiss was forming scientific observations for her papers

Just then Annabeth swung her bat and clobbered Percy over the head, breaking the kiss. Percy fell to the ground as Annabeth continued to hit him. Rose wiped her mouth and immediately pulled out her binder and began writing

"...Fascinating...This will certainly finish my application in no time... Thank you Percy for your corporation... If you are hurt too badly I'll have my people send you a fruit basket in the hospital,"

As Annabeth continued to hit Percy with the bat, Rose hummed along as she sprawled herself over her work. Annabeth stomped over to her angrily and smacked her once with the bat, but being so absorbed in her work, Rose did not feel a thing. In fact, it made her remember she didn't have a control for her experiment. She immediately jumped up and ran over to Nico who was talking to Thalia. She grabbed his wrist and hoisted him up to stand. Rose then pressed her lips to his. Nico, reacting naturally to her, shoved her off. She skidded along the ground before popping back up.

"Thank you Nico!" she called as she ran back to her work.

Hours passed and Annabeth who was still murderously hitting Percy with the bat, occasionally hit Rose as well. Rose eventually ran away deeper in to Who-Knows-Where with her work screaming "By jove! I've got it!"

She returned hours later with an armful of science prizes and to welcome her back, Annabeth greeted her with a bat over her head.

Rose breathed a sigh, "Ah, nothing beats the pain of success!"

Annabeth shrieked and pushed the genius girl off a conveniently placed cliff. Rose, being brilliant, latched on to a convenient falling hang glider and navigated her way back. Annabeth then tackled her and put her into a choke hold.

"FIX HIM!"

"...What?"

"He's broken! Fix him!"

"Well perhaps if you didn't murder him with a blunt object..."

She tightened her grip

"Ok ok I'll get my nurse's kit," Rose said

"NO! He's not the same!" she released Rose

"How so?"

"He's been brainwashed!"

"...?"

"He kissed you and not her... So he's not gay- just broken," said Abby

"Hmmmm... how unfortunate," said Rose

Annabeth then pushed her into a pit of snakes. Rose leaned back and sighed impressed with Annabeth.

"Ah...Snakes...Nice touch but I was just about to fix him," she crossed her arms

"If you kiss him I swear," Annabeth said, pointing her finger in Rose's face.

"This is better than cable," commented Nico

"I Know Right!," agreed Travis

"Hardly. He is only worth kissing for science.. On my honor I will not," Rose said emotionless

"Fine," and the pit of snakes vanished

Rose gathered her equipment: a couch, a desk, and one of those rotating chairs on wheels and set up an office. She dragged Percy over and sat him down in the couch while she took her seat behind the desk. She adjusted her glasses and pulled out a clipboard .

"Now Percy, we can do this the easy way or the hard way...or the medium way...or the semi medium hard way...OR the easily hard medium way...OR..."

"I get it," Percy said

She coughed and adjusted her glasses. Rose glanced at her clipboard for a moment.

"Ok bottom line Percy, Annabeth is your girlfriend and you need to treat her as such. That means you need to show you your affection and kiss her," she said

Percy sat stoically, an apathetic gaze across his eyes.

Rose who was feeling like she was on an episode of Dr. Phil sighed and spun a few times in her chair. Regaining some sanity, she continued her interrogation.

"Percy, why won't you kiss Annabeth?"

"...uhhhhh," said Percy

"Answer the question," she said more sternly

"Uhhhhhhhh..." stuttered Percy

Rose sighed and spun in her chair to face the "audience", "I'm going to take a more direct approach. Why do you all think Percy refuses to kiss Annabeth?"

"Because he's gay!" shouted Nico who was eating popcorn

Thalia slapped him.

Piper spoke up then, "The pervert... He must have known who Percy was.. He probably has an obsessive crush on Annabeth and he tortured him, making sure he would be frightened to approach her!"

"...Nah," everyone agreed to disagree with Piper's hypothesis

"Now Percy... What do you think about Annabeth?" Rose asked, spinning back to face Percy

"...She's nice,"

Rose raised an eyebrow quizzically, "Nice?"

"Yeah. Like a cousin,"

Everyone gasped

"I told you he was brainwashed!" exclaimed Nico

"No you didn't," Thalia said

Rose thought for a moment

"Why did you kiss me then Percy? I know you don't like me like that AND I know you "acted natural" But come on now, there's something going on here,"

"...Maybe if you kiss me again I will tell you,"

"No, you tell me now. Science time is over,"

"Just kiss me,"

"Just tell me," Rose rebuttled

"Kiss me!" Percy shouted, standing up

"No," Rose said

Conner was angrily standing in the background, just waiting for an opportunity to punch the flamboyant Percy... He didn't have to wait long.

A/N HI! It's LoveIsLikeAFlame! AKA Colleen. Yeah! Ok yeah it's been…. Ever? But anyways me and *cough* Danni *cough* were thinking…

Connor: OH NO! WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!

Colleen: *Hits Connor with a frying pan* Anyways! We are going to need A LOT of reviews so we can know your opinions and that we should still continue this story. Here's a small sneak peek to well I don't know.

Danni: Review, Be like 'OHMYGOSH!'

Colleen:*covers Danni's mouth*

Danni: *Bites hand*

Colleen: Ow! *then starts the epic cat fight and Connor and Travis just 'Happens' to have a video camera on them.*

Rose POV

So I was chillin one day in my yellow adirondack with cup holders, when Nico walked in... Shirtless, radiating hotness and upmost smexyness. I arched my eyebrows quizzically.

"Nico..?" asked Annabeth

"What?" he asked, grabbing a water bottle out of the mini fridge I had installed last week

"Where's you're... Shirt?" asked Annabeth

He gave a little smile, as he wiped water from his lips with the back of his hand, "I'm about to go to my part time job as a stripper,"

"Oh so sexy.." said Thalia

I looked over to my friend Abigail and by the look on her face I could tell that if Nico wasn't careful, he'd soon be raped. I shook my head laughing to myself and took a sip of my fruit punch.

"you guys should come, Percy, Connor, and Travis are starting work there too" said Nico

I nearly choked on my drink and immediately and almost embarrassingly pulled out my phone and sent Abigail and Annabeth a text message.

- Can we go? -

- You kidding me? Yea! - Abigail replied

- To see Percy strip? I'm in! - Sent Annabeth

- lol, this is going to be major - I replied

The strip club was packed outside as well as in but we managed to score a front table. I was nervous and feeling like something was about to go down... And I was right... Kinda

As we were all conversing amongst ourselves, the lights dimmed and a song floated in.

Oh hades, here it comes

Percy walked out and I almost died with laughter as he began to strip, his hips moving to the beat. While I thought he was a fail, Annabeth had figured otherwise

"So smexy," she sighed, her eyes glued on Percy

I scoffed and rolled my eyes, "He's such a nerd,"

I yawned at Percy's fail. His Epic Fail.

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