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Chapter Six : It's a girl thing

Two days after they had all discovered it was the Tardis that had triggered the body switch, the Doctor woke up, needing the toilet, only to be greeted with a sight that he never, not once, not a single moment in the entire nine hundred years of his life, wanted to ever see. His face paled and he started screaming with Donnas' high pitched vocals, effectively waking everybody in the Tardis, up. Rose slid out of bed and ran into Donna and Jack, who also were up, wanting to see what all the noise was about. "The Doctor's in the bathroom" Jack stated.

"What do you thinks' wrong with him?" Rose asked Donna.

"Why you asking me?" Donna snapped."He's your stupid boyfriend who went and woke everybody up. Go and check on him although knowing him, it's probably something trivial like a spider in the bath tub"

"That only happened once and it was massive!" barked the Doctor from the bathroom, obviously overhearing.

"Doctor, what's wrong with you?" Rose inquired, concerned.

"Oh, err, it's nothing" the Doctor spluttered, his face burning crimson.

"Tell me sweetheart, you started screaming" Rose pointed out gently.

"It's – It's –"the Doctor stumbled over his words as he tried to think up a way to phrase it."It's a girl thing!" Rose and Donna exchanged looks of understanding, while Jack just looked confused.

"What's a girl thing? What are you talking about Doctor? Did you burn yourself with the hair straighteners again?" Jack frowned.

"No and that only happened because Donna refused to guide me even though she knows damn right well I know nothing about that sort of thing" he replied.

"Jack you idiot" Donna hissed."He's not having problems with the straighteners"

"What else could it possibly be?"

"Think more along the lines of biology or reproduction" Rose said, rolling her eyes. Jack's eyes widened and his face drained of all colour.

"Shit" he spat."One of you should go in there and help him, you know"

"Rose your his girlfriend, do it" Donna ordered.

"Donna he might be my boyfriend but that's still your body" Rose cringed.

"Don't be a pussy, go in there and help him" Donna barked. Her voice had a warning tone to it so Rose quickly scrambled into the bathroom where she saw the Doctor, sobbing.

"Oh, there's no need to cry" Rose said softly, feeling uncomfortable.

"I can't do this! I don't know what to do! I hate my ship! I want to be me again! I'm so lonely" he cried. Bloody hell, Rose thought taken back, she'd thought HER hormones were bad at this time of month. "Why couldn't my ship just let me be?!"

"Doctor, calm down, I will help you" Rose said reassuringly and opened the bathroom cupboard. She pulled out a small box and passed him a purple wrapped packet. He opened it and started crying even harder. Rose quickly told him what to do with it before rushing outside again. By the time the Doctor had come out, Donna, Rose and Jack were already dressed. He changed and joined them in the console room, where he decided to have words with his ship again (now that he had calmed down of course).

"Don't you think this has gone on long enough?" he growled.

"No. You still don't get it Doctor" the Tardis replied simply.

"What? What don't I get" he snapped.

"When you and Donna truly bond, you will go back. But you two have spent the past two days bickering despite the many agreements you two keep making to try to bond. You can't force this, you have to let it happen. Don't worry, I can see the whole of time and I see it will happen soon"

"I think all those adventures in space have made you crazy" the Doctor murmured and walked away from the console panel only to be tripped, head over heels, by a piece of metal that had appeared out of nowhere. He scowled at the wall of the console room.

"You and the Tardis having another petty argument?" Donna asked, gazing up from her magazine.

"Yes" Rose answered for him."He's still trying to persuade her to change you two back"

"It'll never happen. Women are too damn stubborn" Jack piped up which wasn't a great idea because as soon as he had said it, he received a slap off Rose, a kick off Donna and a random button tossed at his forehead. "Ow, your ship has attacked me for the second time in three days. She's more trouble than she's worth, Doctor!"

"The Tardis had every right to attack you" Rose scoffed.

"Absolutely and if you keep opening that big mouth of yours Jack, you'll be cut off as soon as I get back into my body" Donna warned.

"Donna" Jack wailed."That's just not fair!"

"Shut up all of you" the Doctor yelled to everyone's surprise."Rose, stay out of it, Jack, quit acting like a horny teenager and enough with your demeaning comments" Jack had the grace to look embarassed at that. He'd never meant to be demeaning but he really needed to learn to think before he speaks in future."Donna we're going to have to try harder to bond but apparently we can't force it. So I think we should go somewhere nice" the Doctor finished.

"Ooh your mean like a holiday?!" Rose squealed.

"Exactly" the Doctor replied."So, err, pack some stuff, we're going to Barcelona"

"Ooh with the dogs with no noses!" Rose squealed again.

"Yes" the Doctor confirmed.

"Hi are there going to be any hot bikini clad aliens by any chance?" Jack asked with a hopeful glimmer in his blue eyes. So much for learning to think before he speaks.

"If there are, you're not going anywhere near them!" Donna spat agressively.

"And Rose same goes for you. No men!" he ordered. Rose narrowed her eyes at him and glared but walked out of the console room to pack. Donna followed shortly after.

"So this should be fun" Jack said when they were left alone.

"Hopefully" the Doctor murmured. "This will get me and Donna back in our right bodies"

"I'm wanting that more than anybody mate" Jack agreed."I've gone for far too long"

"Jack it's been five days" the Doctor said, looking at him with disgust.

"That's a lifetime for me" Jack sighed before him and the Doctor went off to pack.