Sorry guys, this is kind of shorter than the others, lol


The three boys left the karaoke club, and got into their little pink car. "That guy was nice, I like him." Matt Said trying to break the tension of an embarrassed Near, and a still pissed about his car Mello. When he got no answer he continued to talk, "Club Paradise, I wonder how that is. He wrote down the address on that napkin, Near can you pass it?"

"Sure." He said quietly handing Matt the napkin.

"Okay.." He said and off they went, driving round Vegas in their pink car. Some guys would take glances at the car, assuming some hot girls were driving, they would honk and flirt. God the three just wanted to curl up and die. Mello, who sat in the back again, would glare daggers at the ass holes.

"Kay, here we are." Matt said pulling into a little crummy parking lot. "Club Paradise."

"What kinda bar is this?" Mello said inspecting the place. "Topless Tuesdays?" He said disgustedly reading a giant billboard.

"Guess we'll find out." Matt said going into the place, Mello and Near coughed from the smoke, Matt didn't mind it.

The three looked around, and almost instantly they knew. If the blaring music, sloppy pervs, and sluttly giggles don't give it away, Club Paradise is a strip club. "Fuck." Mello sighed as he looked around the place. Why would 'he' of all people come here? Girls did NOTHING for him, seriously when Linda tried to kiss him back in grade 4 he almost hoarked up his lunch. "Why would we be here?"

"I don't know." Matt kinda laughed, "Fun." He said sticking his tongue out, Near was dead silent. The three went up to the bar table again. "Hey." Matt called to get the barkeeps attention.

"Were we here last night? Do you remember us?" Mello asked.

"Sorry." A tall blonde guy said apologetically. "I didn't work last night, but I think Tina and Kandi didt." He said gesturing to a stage where two girls were dancing very provocatively.

"Mello." Near asked blushing. "D-Do we have to talk to the strippers?"

"Unfortunately, yes." Mello sighed, "Fuck."

Matt and Mello walked up to the stage confidently, while Near dragged behind. "Hey, Tina? Kandi?" Matt asked looking for the girls.

"Yes." The two girls said seductively in sync, hopping off the stage and both went right up to him, really closely.

"Do you remember us? Were we here last night." He asked.

"Hmm? Well, I don't remember you." A burnette said, "Kandi, do you remember them?"

"Well," A bleach blonde with wild blue eyes looked up and down Matt."I don't remember you." Then she looked over at Mello, "Oh, but you were so much fun." She said flicking Mello's nose, he seriously wanted to snap her thin wrist.

"And what do you mean by that?" He asked annoyed. "Don't you remember, you danced with me! You were so sexy, and good, oh my God." She giggled.

"…?" Mello was speechless.

"Aha." Matt cut in. "So he danced with you girls?" He asked meanly.

"Yes, wait, he?" She questioned snapping her head towards Mello. "Aren't you s lesbian?" She asked confused.

"OH M-mmmph" Mello's almost-rant/Bitch slap was muffled you by Matts hand.

"Near, handle this." Matt said dragging a freaking out Mello out of the club, hand over his mouth to muffle any words that may offend anyone.

"Ummm…." Near was lost for words as he looked at the two ladies, blushing.

"Awe! He's so cute!" The brunette said pinching Nears cheek.

"Gyah, no…" He squeaked. "D- Did we say anything before we left? About where we were going next?"

"Hmmmmm… Well, we were joking around and I told the lesbian to go to Times Square, if that helps."

"Th-thanks." Near said practically running out of the place. Never again would he do something like that. As soon as Near opened the car door his ears were practically blown off by the chronic bitching Mello continued to scream out.

"WHAT THE FUCK! WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS! IMMA GO BACK THERE AND PUNCH HER RIGHT IN HER WHORE MOUTH! LET ME OUT, LET ME OUT, I WANNA SET THOSE BITCHES ON FIRE AND WATCH THEM BURN IN THEIR OWN POOL OF SKANYNESS AND HERPIES!" Mello yelled.

"Okay, you're starting to sound like Beyond." Matt sighed. "Did we get anything Near?"

"She said maybe try Times Square, a joke or something."

"Okay, off to Times Square it is I guess." Matt sighed, they've been at this for about an hour already, and they've gotten nowhere, is there even a point in looking? The bitching went on, as they drove yet again.


Hehe, Next it's Matts turn to be humiliated :D Oh Matty, I love you but I'm going to have fun X3