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A/N: Part 2 is back, with more craziness. This is pointless too, you have been warned. Read at your own risk!
Summary: Poor Bakura suffers a little, Ryou comes out with another bet, and Atem is cackling evilly, Kaiba has finally appeared in this fic.
Title: Lost bets and school days. (Part 2)
The clock states 8 a.m. in the morning. Outside a window, birds are chirping loudly in a melodious tune. Suddenly, a shoe flew out of the window and hit straight on the bird, knocking the poor creature off the window and landed on the ground with a 'splat"!
"Stupid birds, they never shut up." grumbled someone beneath his blanket, he was trying to sleep again when he heard a faint sound, like some childish music tunes. He sat up, the sound seems to be getting louder and louder, and it's coming from his room. And before he knew it, "I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME! WE ARE A HAPPEEEE FAMILEEEE!"
"ARRRGGGHHHHHHH!" Bakura fell off his bed, in the process he knocked his head onto the bed stand, and landed on the floor. His alarm clock fell off the bed stand and straight onto his face. (He was facing up when he landed on the floor)
"OUCH! BLOODY SHIT! CRAP! ARGGHH!"
Meanwhile, Ryou is in the kitchen, preparing breakfast heard the ruckus coming from upstairs, immediately rushed upstairs to see if his Yami isn't killing someone.
"Oh my god! Yami, are you ok?" seeing his Yami's back on the floor, with an alarm clock on his face, Ryou rushed to help Bakura up.
"Bloody Ra! That purple thingy is living in my room! And it kept singing that bloody song!" screech Bakura.
"Huh? Purple thingy? You mean Barney? Yami, that thing only comes out in the TV show. He's not living in your room. I think your having a nightmare."
"I swear I heard that idiotic song in my room! And I was bloody awake, I have proof! See outside the window, I just killed some bird with my sneakers before I heard that song." protested Bakura as he dragged Ryou to the window to see a dead bird lying beside a sneaker.
"Yami, will you stop killing birds? I'm tired of cleaning up your shoe kills." (A/N: Haha, my new word, road kill turns into shoe kill. Refers to animals that got killed by a shoe.)
"If they stop chirping so loudly early in the morning, maybe I will!" snapped Bakura.
"Alright, back to the Barney song, I'm sure you're just imagining things. There's no way that song's coming from your room, unless you're singing it in your sleep." chuckled Ryou.
"Hell no! That song is the bane of my existence. I rather rip my throat out than to sing that bloody song."
"Yami, you're becoming weak when Barney's around. All those boasting bout how almighty the tomb robber is fake, ne?" teased Ryou.
"Idiot, how dare you challenge my greatness? I bet I can withstand any bloody thing in this world!" roared Bakura, who is obviously angered by his hikari's statement.
"Oh, really? Speaking bout bets, I think I have a bet just for you." chuckled Ryou in glee with a hint of mischief in his words.
"Yami, will you stop laughing for the tenth time? It's still early, you'll wake the whole neighborhood up." pleaded Yugi in a tired tone.
"Not if I knew that tomb robber is suffering badly in this hour." mumbled Atem to himself, who is trying hard to restrain his laughter.
"You're sounding like Bakura, please stop." obviously Yugi hasn't gotten used to hearing his Yami cackling evilly.
"Ok…ok, I'll…..try…try…to stop….laaa…laughing…th…that loud…" said Atem between fits of laughter.
After their first day of school, Atem came home and recorded an episode of "Barney and Friends" and glued the tape recorder under Bakura's bed. (How he did it? We never know.) He even set a timer so the tape will roll in the morning and by midnight, so there'll be 2 torture sessions for Bakura in 1 day. Atem even bought a stash of batteries in case the tape recorder ran out of it.
The next day in school, (yesterday was a Sunday, their first day in school is a Friday) Bakura seemed to be in bad shape. He rests his head on his desk and he had panda eyes, looks like Atem's torture session worked pretty well. Bakura couldn't sleep all night after hearing Barney's song by midnight. It freaked him out and he stood guard in his room all night in case Barney popped out from his room and started singing again. He could even hear the song playing through his head over and over and over again. He groaned in agony when he saw Atem waltz into the class, the song was giving him a major headache and now the sight of the ex-pharaoh was giving a bigger headache.
Flashback
"What now? Another bet? I'm not falling for your stupid bets this time."
"So, the almighty tomb robber's fake ne? Chickening out before hearing a bet?" taunted Ryou.
"Mortal fool! You still doubt my power? Then I'll have to prove it to you, after that you'll be cowering in fright and respect before my presence!" barked Bakura, trying not to looked wimpy in front of his little hikari. He hated the fact that people don't take him seriously, especially the Pharaoh, or Malik, maybe Ryou. Now it's time to rebuild his reputation as the merciless, almighty tomb robber.
"Very well, then. My bet is you have to be nice to Atem for 2 days. If you lose, you'll have to watch Barney for 3 hours straight. And you must not tell anyone about this bet."
"What the 18 regions of hell! And people call me evil! I swear you're the real wolf in sheep's clothing!" screamed Bakura, shocked that his hikari starting to turn more evil than him.
"So, you're chickening out?"
"Arrghh! Looks like I don't have a choice. Fine! I'll go along with your stupid bet."
End of Flashback
"What the hell have I gotten myself into?" he cursed as he buries his head into his arms.
"Hey robber, what the heck did you do last night? You look like shit." chirped Malik, waving his hand in front of Bakura's face, to make sure he's conscious. Bakura swat his hand away and growled as the girls swooned and giggled in Atem's presence. Atem had a hard time going to his seat as a dozen of his fan girls swarmed around him like ants around honey. Our white haired psycho snickered as things starting to get out of hand, like 2 girls decided pull Atem away from each other. Grabbing him by the arm, they start a vicious fight in "Who Gets the Spiky Hair Bishi".
"Let go Kira, it's my turn to talk to him" hissed one girl.
"Tomoko, you had your chance yesterday, now it's my turn." growled the other.
"Ladies, ladies, there's no need to fight." sweat-dropped Atem as he tried to save his arms from getting pulled off.
Bakura sighed, Ryou was giving him the "you're still in the bet" looks. He got up, as much as he hates it, he walked to Atem and the girls' direction.
"Girls, if you don't let go, you'll pulled his limbs off." cooed Bakura as he pries the girls' hands off Atem. He hated the fact that he's touching Atem, and made a mental note to wash his hands with Dettol when he's home.
The girls giggled and blushed, they were surprise that Bakura was willing to talk to them. Since day one he had been ignoring all his fan girls, pushing them away when they crowded around him. Bakura didn't seem to notice the shocked faces of Atem, Malik, Yugi, Jyo, Honda, Anzu and shockingly, Kaiba. He was trying to get the girls attention off Atem's arm and ended up with two girls pulling his arms, chatting with him in a most annoying way. Ryou, on the other hand, snickered at his friends' faces and what's going on in Bakura's mind. It seems like Bakura forgot to close his mind link and Ryou could hear him chanting "only 2 days, only 2 days, only 2 days" like a mantra.
During lunch break
"I think the end of the world is near." breathe out Atem as he chomped on his salad. He presume the recording of "Barney and Friends" had made Bakura gone mental.
"I agree…who would thought…" Yugi couldn't finish his sentence and sighed.
"You don't think he's up to something, maybe?" squeak Anzu, who is feeling uneasy at the thick atmosphere.
"Maybe he's trying to trick us by letting us believe he's change, than he'll strike us when we're not looking." suggested Jyo between mouthfuls of mashed potatoes.
"Maybe if you start stop talking with your mouth full, he might not consider killing you and your geek friends, mutt. You're spitting shit all over the place." this is how the filthy rich Seto Kaiba announces his presence. Guess what, he had been listening to their not-so-private conversation.
"Shuddup moneybags! Or I'll punch the shit outta ya!" Jyo gripped his hands into fist as Honda's trying to restrain him.
"Leave us alone Kaiba, we don't have time for your stupid antics." warned Atem in a steady tone.
"Hmph! Whatever, but next time, buy a leash for your dog, or he'll start biting people and spreading rabies." Kaiba ended it here before Atem decided to use Shadow Magic on him.
"That's it! You're dead Kaiba!" screamed Jyo as he swings his fist at Kaiba. Kaiba, who is used this kind of situation, dodge it easily and gave Jyo a shove, sending Jyo knocking into their table and spilling orange juice onto Atem.(Who is sitting opposite Jyo) Kaiba smirked and walked away, victorious.
"Atem, your shirt!" squeak Anzu as she franticly searching for a napkin. The rest of the gang manages to calm Jyo down, again.
"Aw man, sorry dude." apologies Jyo sheepishly.
"Never mind." sighed Atem. Before he knew it, someone had offered him a napkin. He's eyes nearly popped out at the sight of the "kind" person who offered him a napkin. The whole gang went silent, their mouths hung open like a fish.
"Here, you should clean it up quickly or it'll leave a stain." Bakura put the napkin down on the table and left because Atem was too shocked to take it. He snickered at Atem's face, it was indeed priceless. How he wished he had a camera right now.
Bakura walked out of the cafeteria and bumped into Malik. Malik grab him by the arm roughly, halting his footsteps.
"What do you want tomb keeper? This better be good coz I have important things to deal with." he hissed grumpily.
"What in the name of Anubis is wrong with you? Don't you think I didn't see that, why are you helping the Pharaoh?" Malik was bewildered at Bakura's 360 degree change of attitude towards his life long enemy.
"Never you mind, it won't last long." assured Bakura as he shove Malik away. Right now, Bakura is seriously considering seeing a psychiatrist after hearing Barney singing and helping the Pharaoh.
"It's all your fault hikari. When this ends, I'm going to skewer you alive."
TBC
A/N: Ok people, Ryou turns a little evil. I made Bakura suffer a little, naughty naughty me. I think it'll end at part 3 or part 4, I dunno. But anyway, review please! Thank you.
