Episode Six

Penny: Welcome back! Let's see here, anything new? Nah, I don't think so. As usualy we got Grimm, Nnoi, Ichi, Shin and the added guest of Szayel here with us today. Shall we get on with things, ne? First up we have Katrina Tora :

First I'd like the to thank you Penny for answering my questions and being the god of SBB! *throws confetti*

For Grimmy: What do you like the most about your job? :)

Grimmjow: The money. And travel.

Penny: That's it? You don't actually like the job itself?

Grimmjow: Are you kidding me? Dealing with a bunch of rich old men who all think I'm just some young punk? Tch, no.

For Ichiberry: When your sisters are old enough to date, how will you handle their first boyfriend? (are you one of those brothers who would make the boy's life a living hell are you the more accepting type?):3

Ichigo: Can we not talk about that?

And last but not least, for Szayel (I can't think of a nickname for you so): Got any nicknames; bad and good ones? :)

Szayel:
I don't need a nickname.

*Creepy silence*

Penny: Okay, moving on. Next up is Comet1234 from ff .net

Hey everyone!
I have only a few questions for you guys, this is my first time doing this
'Sheepishly rubs back of head'

1. Ichii if you wont admit being gay then why not say your Bisexual? That way you like both men and women.

Ichigo: Yeah but the thing is I don't look at any other guy and think, "Hmm, I wonder what his dick looks like."

Penny:
Pffffttttt

2. Shinji & Ichii what is the best moment you had together and that you are allowed to tell?

Shinji and Ichigo:
*looks at each other and grin* Skydiving.

Grimmjow:
You went skydiving?

Ichigo: Yeah, we went on my birthday last year, then when we graduated and then again on Shin's birthday.

Shinji: And we have plans to go again on yer birthday this year, right?

Ichigo: *nods* Yup!

Penny:
Aw, but what if Grimm wants ta do somethin' with ya, Ichi?

Ichigo:
Uh… well we can do it after….

Nnoitra: Ha! Sucks fer you Grimm. Yer bitch would rather jump out of a plane with Blondie then spend time with ya on his birthday.

Ichigo: Oh fuck off.

3. Grimmjow if you put to much pink on Ichii it'll clash with his orange hair. Why don't you try white, baby blue or black if your going to dress him up?

Grimmjow:
The fact that it clashes is sexy. Like, so wrong it's right.

Penny: Yer so weird Grimm. Next up is Kazes

Penny-sama: Do you have a Beta? If not, KUDOS cos I hardly ever see mistakes.

Penny: Nope. No beta. I'd basically have to have my beta at my beck and call because once I'm done writing I want to post right away so… It's just easier to do it that way ;p

:) ALso, how long roughly does it take you to write a chapter of SBB?

Penny: Depends. I'd say roughly… 4-9 hours. Depending on distractions and the like.

Shin-chan: Do your really not remember ANYTHING about having sex with Shuhei? Cos I'd be heaps devo if I sleep with someone so sexy and didn't remember it.

Shinji: We didn't have sex. Right? *looks at Ichigo*

Ichigo: How the hell should I know, you two ran off to God knows where while I was dancing.

Shinji:
*frown* I really don't think we had sex….

Penny: *whispers* They didn't.

Grimmy: Can you please invite Starrk over for dinner or something so Penny can hook him up with someone and we can "see" him naked -thanks in advance.

Grimmjow: Tch. Like that lazy fuck would ever leave his house.

Sexy Nnoitra, baby: Where did you learn such skill in the arts of tattooing?

Nnoitra: Prison. *grin*

Penny:
Next up is ForeverFlame

YAY *waves head i have a question for Grimmjow, Nnoitra and Szayel
we all know Ichigo's and Shinji's stage names if you had to make one up for yourself what would it be?

Grimmjow:
Don't even fuckin' say it Nnoi.

Nnoitra:
What? *grin*

Grimmjow: I don't want to be a stripper so I have no idea.

Ichigo: It took me forever to come up with mine and It sucks.

Shinji: I like mine.

Ichigo:
*snort*

Szayel: I wouldn't want to go by any other name than my own. I think it's good enough for a stage name, don't you? *leans over and looks at Penny*

Penny: *leans back* If you lean back I'll agree with you.

Nnoitra:
Che, I got one. Mister Big Cock. Er, how 'bout Biggest Cock Ever!

Penny: Ha! Next up is treee from ff .net

Question for Ichi and Grimm: Will you ever have a round of nice, slow, sweaty, passionate, raunchy, toe-curling, back-scratching, pulse-racing,
eyes-in-the-back-of-your-head, love making goodness?


Penny:
Oh yes!

Grimmjow:
That was for us to answer.

Penny: So?

Shin and Nnoi: When will you two fuck again? Nnoi, continue pushing, and Shin, stop being a cold twat.

Shinji: Twat?!

Nnoitra: Heh, yeah Blondie. Quit bein' a twat and let me fuck ya again.

Ichigo: When did you two do it?!

Penny: Oh hush, that's old news now.

And now, I guess this is for you, Penny: Will Shin learn of Nnoi's past and
why he freaked out over the fork?

Penny: *grins* Next up we have Cat Streaked By Rain

And I have some more questions for everyone. Don't give me that look Grimmjow.
*stares him down*
Shinji: What is the weirdest and most random device that's been used on you? And yes, I mean in a sexual manner. ;D

Shinji: An ice cream scoop and a orange slice. And that's all I'm saying.

Penny: *o.O* Oh that is so not fair!

Nnoitra The Smexy Beast: I have some things that may come in handy if you
decide to sneak up on Shinji. *pulls out rope, lockpicks, ball gag, etc* But
on with the question, how would you like Shinji to top ya? Position and the
like please~


Nnoitra:
*shrugs* I don't remember agreein' ta that….

Ichigo: Don't deny that your first crush was your sensei~ It is quite cute
after all. Would you like Grimmjow to dress up as a teacher and punish ya for being a bad boy~? ;3

Ichigo:
Shut up.

Penny: No, answer the woman!

Ichigo: Fine… *blushes* Maybe.

Penny: *squee*

Grimmjow: Stop pouting. Thinking about getting anymore kitties or are the
little ones too much of a handful right now?

Grimmjow: I think the ones we have are enough.

Penny: Next up is... someone whose name I accidentally erased… ^^; sorry!

Whi Hullo Thar!

To the point -

Szayel: (love ya, btw! ) I know Ichi wouldn't, but would YOU consider a
threesome with Grimm and Ichi? Or Nnoi and Blondie?

Szayel: *smirks* That would be just lovely. Both idea's.

Penny:
:D

Grimm: If you could change ANYTHING about Ichi, what would it be?

Grimmjow: God I'm gonna regret saying this outloud. *sigh* Nothing.

Penny: AW~~!

Grimmjow:
See.

Nnoi: ...Did you rape/f*ck anyone in prison?

Nnoitra: Do I look stupid to you?

Ichi: would you rather dress in drag for a couple shows, or go without Grimm's cock for a week? (There's an idea for ya to get him to do it, Grimmy!)

Ichigo: Like how?

Penny: Like none.

Ichigo: I… *mutter* I'd do the drag….

Penny:
YES!

Shinji: Would you rather start a standing relationship (For at least two
weeks) with Nnoi-chan, or be shaved bald?

Shinji: That's not ever fair!

And another for Szay-Szay, cuz he's special: Would YOU ever willingly dress
and walk around in drag? ...maybe a miniskirt that compliments your eyes and
hair... *drool*

Szayel: Wouldn't be the first time. *looks at Nnoi and Grimm* Remember when you two put me on display in Harajuku when I was fifteen?

Nnoitra:
Heh yeah. Ya made a hot bitch back then.

Grimmjow:
Yeah, how many numbers did you go home with?

Szayel:
A lady never tells.

Penny: I must not be a lady then 'cause Idda shouted out the number with a
big grin :D next up we have kanita-chan from ff .net.

G'morning(: Now, onto the questions.

Grimmjow; Nnoitra: Whenever you fought in your earlier years, what was the most despicable, the most nastiest person you ever encountered?

Grimmjow: They were all pretty lame but the only one that really stands out was that dude who…

Nnoitra:
Tried to say he was gonna fuckin' break me in half?

Grimmjow:
Heh, yeah. Idiot. You fucked him up pretty good though.

Nnoitra:
*grin* Yeah.

Shinji: Were you born in Germany or do you simply have German blood? If you were born there, where specifcally? It just intrests me a bit because I was born in Heilbronn, Baden-Württemberg, but I digress.

Shinji:
I was born in Tokyo and after that we moved back to Düsseldorf where okaachan's family is from and where she was raised. We stayed with my gran'ma and gran'pa until I was almost four before we moved back to Tokyo because my papa got a job in a really awesome law firm.

Everybody: Have you or have you not tried any drugs? If so, list them.

Grimmjow: Not willingly *glares a Szayel*

Nnoitra:
I experimented when I was younger a bit. Pot mostly, but E a few times. I don't know what that other shit was….

Szayel:
PCP

Nnoitra:
You dosed me with PCP?

Szayel: It was a fun experiment to take all your control away and watch you go wild. You broke my arm, remember?

Nnoitra:
Oh yeah. And ya wouldn't let me stop fuckin' ya.

Penny: ……..

Shinji: Only a few things, pills mainly.

Ichigo:
Never. And I never will.

Nnoitra: Would you consider using a spork instead of a fork?

Nnoitra: What the fuck?

Penny: (Keep up the good work) I can imagine SBB must be fun to write, but what specifically is the most difficult thing to write?

Penny: All of it and none of it. Lol, sorry but that is totally true. It really all depends on my mood when I'm writing.

Grimmjow: Any role models? Also, do you or do you not think Shawlong is a bit odd?

Grimmjow:
No role models. And of course Shawlong is weird. He grew up with the Granz family.

Shinji: Favorite clothes to wear while performing? Please describe in detail.

Shinji: Anything soft and smooth. Silk is nice but is you sweat in it it sucks, but satin is good and it moves well with the skin. Or shear. Shear is good….

Penny: Thanks! Next up is: ssjnaomi

Hiya everyone! I'm back again with more questions!

OK, first one is for Ichigo. What in the hell do you dream about? I mean you wake up randomly shouting the most random things! I'm surprised you havent had any Grimmy based dreams instead.

Ichigo:
I don't remember my dreams.

Penny: Boring.

Nnoitra, was it difficult taking Shinji with his cast on?

Nnoitra: Nah, he's a good boy and keeps things outta the way.

Shinji:
*scowls into lap*

Shinji I hope you can convince Ichigo to where a dress. I think he would look cute like the uke he is! ^o^

For Smexy Grimmjow: I know you've probably taken in a lot but what was the first cat and/or kitten you took in and what was his/her name?

Grimmjow:
*smiles* the first one was this little fluffy black thing I named Creature.

Penny: Aw. How cute :D Next up my band new pervy wife loveyourflyingv *blow kiss*

For all the men: How often do you masturbate? And how do you like it??


Ichigo:
*blushes and shakes head no*

Penny: What do you mean no?

Nnoitra: I'll tell ya how I fist the Mister. Ya take a nice firm grip at the base and ya slide it up. Squeeze a little at the top and kinda twist yer wrist before ya slide it back down. Dependin' on how much time I got I'll take it slow, maybe even play with my sack a bit….

Penny:
Whoa…. How much further are you going to explain this? Just wandering :D

Nnoitra: She asked how I like it. I'm sayin' how I like it. *rolls eyes* Or if I'm pressed for time I just rub out a quick one, nice and quick like. Same moves just quicker and with a few pinches of the nipple. An' I fuckin' do it all the time *grin*

Penny: *giggle as she pictures it in her head* *ahem* So Grimmjow, how do you masturbate?

Grimmjow:
In private.

Ichigo:
Or over the phone…. *mutters under breath*

Penny: You two are no fun sometimes. How 'bout you Shin-chan?

Shinji:
Uh… *distracted by Nnoitra's description* What?

Penny:
Everyone was asked about how they whack it and how often.

Shinji: Yeah. Uh, I try not to let myself do it too often but when I do… do I have to decribe it?

Penny: *nods and crosses her amrs* Yes. Noi did. Or are ya chicken?

Shinji: *narrows eyes* I lightly stroke myself until I'm almost hard and then I lube up a finger or two and work them in without touchin' myself. If I have time I use a vibratin' plug while I stroke myself, but if I don't I just use the pad of my finger and constant repeatative pressure on my prostate while I stroke it. There happy?

Nnoitra and Penny:
Yes!

For Nnoi: What's your favorite weapon?

Nnoitra:
Heh, ask Blondie.

Shinji:
Fuck you *pouts*

For Shin-chan: I know you love men with tattoos, but would you ever get one yourself? Where's your favorite place for another man to have a tattoo?

Shinji:
I just like tattoos, anywhere is fine really. Except on the ass, that's just weird. But, I'm not sure about gettin' one myself.

Penny:
A huge part of me is screamin' "DON'T DO IT SHIN-CHAN!" While the smaller part wonders what ya'd get.

Nnoi - Just how big are you? Go get a ruler. Right now. Don't even act like you're not hard from sitting next to Shinji.

Penny:
*produces ruler out of nowhere* Yes, let's measure!

Nnoitra:
Che. *stands and drops trou*

Penny: *girgling, chocking sounds* Oh-ho, heh. Wow.

Nnoitra:
It's awesome huh?

Penny: *nods enthusiastically and holds up ruler weakly* Holy shit I love my job! The official reading is… eleven inches, but he ain't even all hard and stuff. Good lord Shin, you took all of this?!

Shinji: *blushes*

Penny:
Uh, whoa. And let's just say thick. Very… heh, very thick *gulp* Okay. There is no way in hell I am going to be able to answer any more questions today. I'm not even sure I can stand up at this point. ^^; S-so… *looks at still half naked Nnoitra* *giggle* Bye everyone. Send in more questions for…. For the show. *waves*

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