Nae: Three

Caity: Two

Nae: One

Caity: And..

Nae: Music! *Turns on radio, which starts playing 'I like to move it.'*

Caity: Hmmm...This doesn't appear to be working.....

Nae: No, no it doesn't.....

Lemurs: ....

Nae: Buuut, on 'Madagascar' they dance, why aren't they?? They even sang, but we were nice enough to supply the music....

Caity: We have been lied too!!! Fiends!!!

Nae: Bastards!!!

Caity: Light bulb brains!!

Nae: Chicken sandwiches!!!

-2 hours later-

Lemurs: *Raiding Caitys' cookie stash, who , along with Nae, is too busy coming up with the most insulting names possible*

Caity: Eeeh...uhh....gaaaah!!!

Nae: I thinks that's enough...their hearts should be shattered by now...

Caity: Whose hearts were we shattering??

Nae: You know what....I don't remember....

Caity: Hmmm...Hey is that Gaara??? And is he covered in BLOOD???

Nae: Hmmm....I think it was Professor Plum in the Study with the candle stick!!!

Caity: *rolls eyes* Umm Gaara, whats up with the blood...I didn't try to kill you in my sleep after you stole my cookies did I?

Gaara: Oh no, it would take too long to explain whose it is, considering it belongs to a few people...

Nae: 0.0

Caity: WHAT??!! HOLY BEEP!!! NAE, WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE RUNNING A GAME SHOW HERE, AND HERE WE ARE TRYING TO TEACH LEMURS HOW TO DANCE, MEANWHILE OUR CAPTI- I MEAN LUCKY PARTICIPANTS ARE DIEING!!!

Nae: Im on a game show?.....HI MUM AND DAD!!!! *waves into one of the random cameras*

Caity: Nae, we need to go, now!!! *Drags Nae*

Nae: Yes mum, Nae remembered to change her undies!! Bye!! Wait, Caity, we forgot the opening!!

Caity: *pauses* Oh em eff gee!!! You are right!!! Ahem, Welcome back to Naruto Survivor, the one and only game show were the participants die whilst the host sit back and eat cookies!

Nae: Uhhh, Caity, I don't have my radio or the theme song CD, I left it in the Lemur Dance School!!

Caity: Well, sing!

Nae: Umm....dun da duddytee da a blah, something something....

Caity: Good enough! *Continues pulling Nae along*

Gaara: *Grins mischievously and takes a tomato sauce bottle out of his pocket*

With the Fluro Green Team

*All huddled in a group, whispering*

Temari: Alright, so is everyone clear?

Lee: Yes Temari-san, your idea is so youthful, we are guaranteed to win!!!

Temari: Ok, any questions?

Kankuro: *Raises hand*

Temari: No? Ok, troops, set out!!! Waaaaait......Weres Sasori?

Wherever Sasori is

Sasori: Ok mountain! Your name is now Steve and you are my minion!

Steve: .....

Frog: Ribbet!

Sasori: Why good day Mr. Froggie! Are you too requesting to join? Excellent! That makes squad Charlie!

Frog: Ribbet! *hops behind Sasori*

Sasori: Now now Mr. Froggie, as a member of squad Charlie, you are to be fearless, courageous ....uhh....Fearless!!!

Frog: *points in horror at nearby bush*

Sasori: Ah! This bush will make a good addition to our squad will it Mr. Froggie? Ok, bush, your in, get over here! *gets hit with fluro green paint* Wah! It appears my allies believe me to be deserting them! Well, this means war!!! Steve, attack!!!

Steve: ....

Ino: *climbs out of bush, grinning sadistically* Sasori, pretty please move, you are blocking me from my....prey.....*cocks paintball gun*

Frog: *gulp*

With the Yellow Team

Naruto: *commando crawling, fully decked out in cameo, complete with makeup, performs complicated hand signs*

Sasuke: *crawling next to Naruto, lacking awesome cameo though cause he's a party pooper like that* Wha?

Naruto: *more complicated hand gestures*

Sasuke: *pulls middle finger*

Naruto: *rolls eyes* My poor, dear Sasuke, I was not talking about cheese burgers...

Sasuke: *confused look*

Naruto: I know how long we have been on this island and that you're probably longing for some decent food, but that is no excuse for mis-interpreting my perfectly clear hand signals...Do you know how long I've gone without ramen? But I still understand you perfectly...

Tenten: Stand up and put your hands in the air bitches!!!!

Naruto: *jumps up and sticks hands in the air, only to see Tenten holding up all of team red with her paintball gun, who were scheming to attack Naruto and Sasuke themselves*

Tenten: *Spots Naruto and Sasuke* Bahahaha!!! 10 people!!!!! 10!!!!!! I AM KICKING EVERYONES ARSES!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!

Frog: *bounces by...real fast* RIBBBBETT!!!!

Sasori: * Runs past* DAMN YOU STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ino: *Chasing the frog* PREPARE TO DIE FROGGIE!!!!

Everyone else except Tenten: 0_o

Tenten: *sniggers and walks away*

Asuma: Phew, the demon lady is gone, lets go guys!

Karin: Umm we cant...that bitch tied us to the trees by our shoe laces!!!

Kurenia: Well, we will just have to untie ourselves, duh!

Asuma: I don't think we will be able to....

Anko: Whyyyyy?

Asuma: SHE USED A GIRL SCOUTS KNOT!!!!

Anko: Aaaaand how exactly do you know what a girl scouts knot looks like?

Asuma: *sniff* Its a long story...There we were, about to sneak into the girls camp when suddenly they attacked us like a pack of wild animals!!! All I remember is the growling, snarling and their glowing red eyes.....they strung us up by the ties that hold up our pants, using none other then the dreaded girl scouts knot! Annnd there we hung.....for an entire 2 minutes....I...I was mentally traumatised...little Johnny was never the same again...*Sits done and starts rocking backwards and forwards, hugging his knees*

Kurenai: ooooookkkkkk.....

Loud Speaker Thingo: Could all teams please make their way to the random beach! Thank you for shopping at polony sandwiches R us, pleas come again! Nae! Sowwy....

At the Random Beach

Nae: Hmmm....I believe us to be missing a hell of a lotta people...

Caity: Weeeell, I believe in the alien theory....

Nae: OMG!!! Really!!!! I do too!!!!

Caity: No...

Nae: No what?

Caity: *shifty eyes* No, I don't like pickled shrimp in my macaroni....

Nae: Umm, ok! I'll remember that!

Everyone else: 0.o......W.T.F???

Caity: Well, we appear to have all of the blue team except for...

Nae: Tenten

Caity: Yes, plus Sakura and Itachi...

Nae: Yes, Sakura and Itachi...

Caity: Could you not do that?

Nae: Do what?

Caity: That

Nae:What?

Caity: Nevermind...

Nae: What?

Caity: Hmm, where on this miserable island could they all be?

Nae: What? OMG!!!Look,is it a bird?

Caity: Or is it a plane?

Nae: No, its –

Caity & Nae: A FLYING SQUIRREL EATING TURKEY MONKEY!!!

Helicopter Loud Speaker: This is the army! We order you to surrender and release your hostages!

Nae: Hmm, close enough...Wow, they have a bigger loudspeaker then you Caity!

Caity: Those bastards!! Anyway, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! *Runs away*

One extremely long and tiring chase later...

In the Helicopter

Barry Mcgee: Caitlin and Renae. You have been placed under arrest for the following: Ninjaknapping, murder, robbery, failure to pay your bills on time, hosting an illegal game show on an island without sharing your cookies, harassing the natives, impersonating santa clause –

Nae: Once!!! Plus lotsa people do it...

Barry Mcgee: Impersonating the tooth fairy and stealing children's teeth which you then sold to the leprechauns, tying your shoes incorrectly, and –

Gaara: Hey Temari, I have a feeling we forgot something....

Back on the island

Kankuro: Heyy Temari? Gaara? Green guy? Anybody? Tem, face it, your trap isn't gonna work, can I not be the bait anymore? Guys?

Sasori: *Walks out of the bushes surrounded by natives, dressed up like their chief* Alright squad Tango! The island is ours, we did it!!!

Kankuro: Shit...

Back on the helicopter

Temari: Hmm, no, no I don't think so....

So everyone got off the island safely...exceeept Kankuro and Sasori, and as for Hinata and Chouji, well they turned up 2 months later in Spain. Meanwhile, Ino, Tenten and Asuma were sent to a mental institute. Sasuke later joined them after Itachi pushed him into the turtle tank at the zoo.

In memory of Mr. Froggie.

The great die young...He suffered the worst of fates...At the hands of a revenge-bent, psychopathical blonde...



Yeaaaah, well considering not many people seemed very interested in this...this...well, Caity and I decided we might as well finish it up. Dont like the ending? Too bad, we don't give a damn. Hey, at least we finished it and didn't just let it sit there to rot.....